Replying to Quack, Quack...Oh, Yeah, Uhhhh.

The place where I work is located on Lake Washington and the boss raises these ducks. Every time I sit down to eat lunch outside when its nice out dozens of ducks, young and old, flock to my side. Its really funny to watch them. Some of them fight, yeah, ducks actually fight, they go fo each other's throats and shit. Some of them mount each other, I give them the most food, because butt humping is an exhausting process and they deserve it, they make me smile. Any how, I think the ducks gets off on me because there are a few lady ducks that rub up against my leg and one of them jumps onto my lap, it scares the shit out of me! The one that jumps on my lap also lets me pet it, I named it 'Baby Girl' you know, like how Bernie Mack calls his youngest niece.


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