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Pre ski good luck rituals?

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AD95
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It’s become a huge joke and now kinda silly good luck ritual with my buddy that when we reach the mtn to jokingly ask...should we just go tubing instead?

anyone else have things they do for good luck or just because it’s habbit?
Mar 14 2019 1:21AM
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jjdsteeze
Posts: 2562 - Karma: 4,135
you guys sound like a bunch of silly goose's
Mar 14 2019 10:52AM
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tsingtaofanatic
Posts: 3344 - Karma: 4,585
i sacrifice a goat
Mar 14 2019 11:35AM
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chacha33
Posts: 959 - Karma: 4,163
Gotta start my first run of the day with a nollie. It determines the size I will allow my balls to grow for the rest of the day
Mar 14 2019 12:26PM
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DirtYStylE
Posts: 3652 - Karma: 8,888
I don't have strong routines right now, but if I grab the tips of my skis to stretch on the first chair. I will br throwing down hard that day. Stretching on the chair means Im too hyped to start
Mar 14 2019 12:33PM
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elcheapo
Posts: 3449 - Karma: 13,975
A chew a fruit pinch power aid and donuts in the parking lot
Mar 14 2019 12:41PM
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Aidan.Okelly
Posts: 60 - Karma: 272
Silent rock at Mt. Hood
Mar 14 2019 3:18PM
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Dddsz
Posts: 3042 - Karma: 7,324
Not pre ski, but I absolutely always take a groomer run for my first lap and rail some super g carves under the lift. Gets the confidence going. I might not be the greatest freestyle skier but I can drag some knuckles
Mar 14 2019 3:24PM
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xxACIDTRIPxx
Posts: 5980 - Karma: 8,175
Good breakfast with oats, fruits and nuts with a strong black coffee
Playing some dope tunes
Taking a fresh dump (srs)

If I complete all of these before I leave I am guaranteed to have a sick day
Mar 14 2019 4:36PM
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NoImNotaBoarder
Posts: 86 - Karma: 46
ACID_Good breakfast with oats, fruits and nuts with a strong black coffee
Playing some dope tunes
Taking a fresh dump (srs)

If I complete all of these before I leave I am guaranteed to have a sick day


nothing worse than sorta having to shit before you go skiing, but not really being able to.
Mar 14 2019 4:48PM
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shinbangclan
Posts: 1177 - Karma: 7,546
usually when I get to the top of the first chair i reach down, grab both my noses, bend em up, and let them slap back down on the snow
Mar 14 2019 5:22PM
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WoFIowz
Posts: 9788 - Karma: 72,405
I don't really think anything special. I do do that thing where you kick your tails into the ground and throw the snow up from your tips (whether or not there's snow on them anyway). Idk gives me a good feel for the skis on my footsies.


I nearly always wear some sort of the same variation of the base layers depending on weather. Always ensure I eat complex carbs and some sort of protein for breakfast. Coffee or Redbull.

Always sober to start, not necessarily not hungover though. Sue me.
Mar 14 2019 6:20PM
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liammorris
Posts: 140 - Karma: 274
I usually stick my head out the window of the car on route to the mountain and scream as loud as I possibly can
Mar 14 2019 6:44PM
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deletedddd
Posts: 174 - Karma: 380
throw rocks at birds
Mar 15 2019 8:04AM
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McNoche
Posts: 1731 - Karma: 3,661
Eat ass
Mar 15 2019 8:40AM
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GrandThings
Posts: 3128 - Karma: 31,574
Always take a few sober-groomer laps before firing it up.
Mar 15 2019 10:35AM
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STEEZUS_CHRI5T
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I know a guy that faps on the gondola.
Mar 15 2019 8:33PM
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JoeF2661
Posts: 1627 - Karma: 6,299
GrandThingsAlways take a few sober-groomer laps before firing it up.


Sucks getting old.
Mar 15 2019 8:35PM
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btedeschi
Posts: 282 - Karma: 437
listening to swedish music pulling into the parking lot
Mar 15 2019 8:36PM
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dietcoke.man
Posts: 249 - Karma: 1,383
AD95It’s become a huge joke and now kinda silly good luck ritual with my buddy that when we reach the mtn to jokingly ask...should we just go tubing instead?

anyone else have things they do for good luck or just because it’s habbit?


a quick bounce on my boy's dick prepares me for a long day of bouncing on some sticks
Mar 16 2019 8:39AM
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freestyler540
Posts: 13083 - Karma: 18,720
I take a second to enjoy being pain free in case something goes wrong. Then I take a deep breath and count down to a "see ya". No serious injuries yet!
Mar 16 2019 4:31PM
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LukeTheWaffle
Posts: 1844 - Karma: 8,857
Aidan.OkellySilent rock at Mt. Hood

I was at hood last summet and some dude talked during silent rock... Overrotated a backie and got cut up from snowburn that day
Mar 16 2019 6:10PM
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AD95
Posts: 12 - Karma: 56
shittyswrvskiera quick bounce on my boy's dick prepares me for a long day of bouncing on some sticks


Don’t knock it till you try it.
Mar 17 2019 2:01AM
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beckums
Posts: 342 - Karma: 631
Taking a dump in the lodge before I start my day on the slopes
Mar 17 2019 8:18AM
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Roberto907
Posts: 65 - Karma: 208
Must take a dump and do one groomer, one butter and one three before the day can really begin
Mar 17 2019 4:01PM
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Hangry
Posts: 156 - Karma: 713
Realize I'm going to be on time and waiting on the side of the road until I'm just late enough
Mar 17 2019 5:39PM
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1776
Posts: 728 - Karma: 2,314
I mean I usually cum on every rail before I ski to make it extra slippery
Mar 17 2019 8:40PM
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BigdaddyPCMR
Posts: 277 - Karma: 566
STEEZUS_CHRI5TI know a guy that faps on the gondola.


I may be the guy you’re talking about.
Mar 18 2019 1:54PM
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vibecheck
Posts: 3112 - Karma: 15,185
liammorrisI usually stick my head out the window of the car on route to the mountain and scream as loud as I possibly can

Oh so you're the guy in the smart car that's always screaming
Mar 18 2019 4:05PM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
Posts: 9352 - Karma: 68,281
Before I start the day:
Eat something decent for breakfast
Good dump

Starting the day:
Nose press in the liftline and grab both noses

First run:
Either a cliff or groomers, there is no in between

Before I drop something gnarly or hit a big kicker
Whack the grips of my poles together, reminds me of a good bench press feeling

Ski like a maniac all day, if I don't feel exhausted by the end, it means either I didnt ski hard enough or I didnt ski long enough

Drop and send
Mar 19 2019 9:59PM
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Trabek
Posts: 230 - Karma: 368
Not really a good luck thing, but I find myself belting out Jingle Bells on the run out of a dope line. I normally hate Christmas songs, but something about "dashing through the snow..."
Mar 20 2019 4:04PM
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WPoch
Posts: 1751 - Karma: 3,831
1. Coffee
2. Breakfast of champions (bacon + anything)
3. Coffee poop
4. Pop 3 Tylenol

Works everytime
Mar 20 2019 7:17PM
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liammorris
Posts: 140 - Karma: 274
iamjumpmasterOh so you're the guy in the smart car that's always screaming


Funny you say that because back in high school I had an all black diesel smart car.. shit was g my skis fit but they had to rest on dash lol & I was definitely still screaming out the window
Mar 20 2019 8:10PM
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Hangry
Posts: 156 - Karma: 713
WPoch1. Coffee
2. Breakfast of champions (bacon + anything)
3. Coffee poop
4. Pop 3 Tylenol

Works everytime


The pain killers are a real mood
Mar 21 2019 6:21PM
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beckums
Posts: 342 - Karma: 631
Any time I'm trying a new trick/hard trick for me I do that father the son and the holy spirit cross with my body thing, sometimes it works, others it doesn't and I eat it bad.
Mar 21 2019 8:54PM
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GrandThings
Posts: 3128 - Karma: 31,574
beckumsAny time I'm trying a new trick/hard trick for me I do that father the son and the holy spirit cross with my body thing, sometimes it works, others it doesn't and I eat it bad.


Mostly just cause it looks dope tho right?
Mar 22 2019 9:00AM
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beckums
Posts: 342 - Karma: 631
GrandThingsMostly just cause it looks dope tho right?


True
Mar 22 2019 9:28AM
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Redrobin
Posts: 196 - Karma: 935
I have a right pole and a left pole. If I get them switched up, I have a high chance to eat shit.
Mar 22 2019 2:06PM
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SuspiciousFish
Posts: 2781 - Karma: 16,810
I make the sign of the cross and say, "In the name of Candide... Tanner... Hjorleifson"
Mar 22 2019 2:44PM
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PeppermillReno
Posts: 4802 - Karma: -661
STEEZUS_CHRI5TI know a guy that faps on the gondola.


If you have your own gondola and don’t squeeze one out your a bitch.
Mar 22 2019 3:15PM
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PsychicMigration
Posts: 2099 - Karma: 10,540
Massive morning shit.
Mar 22 2019 3:25PM
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STEEZUS_CHRI5T
Posts: 2925 - Karma: 22,248
PeppermillRenoIf you have your own gondola and don’t squeeze one out your a bitch.


Yea he had a fleshlight set up for his ski poles. He’s got load poles.
Mar 22 2019 3:52PM
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3mania
Posts: 2613 - Karma: 10,361
Blue berries and yogurt
cereal
3 eggs w/ meat
6 cups of coffee
pull ups and inverted shoulder shrugs
matcha tea
left boot first EVERYTIME
I've done this exact routine 108 times since Nov 21st
Mar 24 2019 1:42PM
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Pigeon.
Posts: 2366 - Karma: 3,979
nicotine intake is my only consistent one
Mar 25 2019 5:28AM
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ChadThundercock
Posts: 3071 - Karma: 830
I take two 100 dollar bills, put one up each nostril, then rail 2 lines of blow at once. Once I have gone skiing up my nose, I go skiing downhill.
Mar 25 2019 7:58AM
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