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What kind of idiot would go to Vanderbilt over CU Boulder?

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dolanslebensraum
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I had a bunch of high school friends who chose Vanderbilt instead of boulder. What brand of bath salts do you have to be slamming in order to make such a bonehead decision? Boulder is a snowy paradise and Vanderbilt is a humid swamp in butfuck Tennessee.
I ended up going to an ivy league school but if i was in the vandy/boulder tier i would've had to be tripping my face off to not choose boulder.
Mar 13 2019 10:00PM
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HypeBeast
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DolanReloadedMy ecg is fine anon.
And im not that young, idk why u gathered that.
Methadone makes you feel like you just finished a 5 mile run. And you feel this runners-high-like boost throughout the day. I guaruntee i feel better on avg than you do, mr bitter hc worker. I suggest you empty the sand out of your vag and get on methadone yourself.


You're probably some high school kid who graduates this year and is living on his trust fund that mommy and daddy built for him. Little do they know, their little Dolan has an opiate addiction that will eventually spiral out of control either ending with him in jail or dead in a back alley.

Literally every one of your posts makes me hate you a little more.
Mar 22 2019 4:42PM
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ChadThundercock
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runforlove2018You're probably some high school kid who graduates this year and is living on his trust fund that mommy and daddy built for him. Little do they know, their little Dolan has an opiate addiction that will eventually spiral out of control either ending with him in jail or dead in a back alley.

Literally every one of your posts makes me hate you a little more.


Dude, this is EXACTLY what happened to this guy I used to know - he blew his trust fund all in a month and ended up locked up for larceny by the summer of that year
Mar 24 2019 1:04AM
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dolanslebensraum
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runforlove2018You're probably some high school kid who graduates this year and is living on his trust fund that mommy and daddy built for him. Little do they know, their little Dolan has an opiate addiction that will eventually spiral out of control either ending with him in jail or dead in a back alley.

Literally every one of your posts makes me hate you a little more.


Dude, if you met me in real life chances
Are youd instantly want to be my friend while i wouldnt want to have anything to do with your avg uninteresting inferior ass.
Basically if i woke up one morning as you id literally sprint to the kitchen grab a knife and slit my throat.

Im not telling you to kill yourself, im just saying that if i were you i would kill myself.
Think about it, inferiorboy ;)
Mar 24 2019 1:17AM
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Non_State_Actor
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This has to be the worst thread on all of NS right now? Prove me wrong if you like.
Mar 24 2019 1:21AM
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HypeBeast
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DolanReloadedDude, if you met me in real life chances
Are youd instantly want to be my friend while i wouldnt want to have anything to do with your avg uninteresting inferior ass.
Basically if i woke up one morning as you id literally sprint to the kitchen grab a knife and slit my throat.

Im not telling you to kill yourself, im just saying that if i were you i would kill myself.
Think about it, inferiorboy ;)


Prove it fuck boi

But really if your first name is really Dolan, there's about a 0.00000001% chance I'd wanna be friends with you.
Mar 24 2019 1:29AM
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STEEZUS_CHRI5T
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Let that guard down, relax. Look at how you sound. This doesn’t look like somebody who is in control here...











Mar 24 2019 9:42AM
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ChadThundercock
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Op is gonna need to blow his gay professors to pass at this school
Mar 25 2019 1:25AM
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Dylan_
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I went to a State School. Fuck you, OP. /Claim
Mar 25 2019 12:21PM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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just go to UofU
May 23 2019 12:49AM
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dolanslebensraum
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if i got into utah but not boulder i simply wouldnt even go to college
May 23 2019 12:56AM
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Sharkie14
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SuspiciousFishMy cousin is going there now and they are doing better but back in 2006-2010, yeah it really was. I got pretty pissed at them for a lot of things such as:

Hiring random people with no education background that dont speak English to teach Spanish class.
Using Scantron exams for everything then grading on a curve due to grade inflation from kids just taking adderall and cramming.
Using interns for upper class Finance classes instead of actual professors.
Those fucking clicker things.
Charging $35 for a new Buff card when my old one stopped working for no reason.
Closing down the Trep Cafe and putting in a Starbucks then calling me asking for more money as an Alumni.
Having to go to an anti-violence class for my buddy so he wont get expelled for having a fake grenade paperweight in his dorm room.
Changing a small amendment in a book just to make it a 'new edition' so they can charge $85 for a textbook.
Dealing with pretentious rich kids from Cali and Chicago.
Paying $1200 a month for a rundown slum you have to lease 12 months in advanced if you want to live close to campus.
Massive class size lectures for underclass courses.
Pulling me over while longboarding near Ferrand field then later photographing me longboarding and putting my picture up on Buff bus to advertise some safety initiative without my knowledge or consent.

**This post was edited on Mar 14th 2019 at 4:17:52pm


Sounds accurate af unfortunately
May 23 2019 5:05PM
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TheDoughAbides
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DolanReloadedif i got into utah but not boulder i simply wouldnt even go to college


if i was dolanreloaded i simply wouldnt even log into NS
May 24 2019 9:43AM
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dolanslebensraum
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TheDoughAbidesif i was dolanreloaded i simply wouldnt even log into NS


Are you pleased with your performance?
Jun 1 2019 6:41AM
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TheDoughAbides
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DolanReloadedAre you pleased with your performance?


Meh, definitely more pleased than your parents were with the performance of the abortion clinic.
Jun 1 2019 12:19PM
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Bdoobz
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"See the sad thing about a guy like you is in about 50 years you're gonna start doing some thinking on your own and you're gonna come up with the fact that there are two certainties in life. One, don't do that. And two, you dropped a hundred and fifty grand on a fuckin' education you coulda got for a dollar fifty in late charges at the public library"
Jun 1 2019 3:49PM
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HypeBeast
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DolanReloadedAre you pleased with your performance?


TheDoughAbidesMeh, definitely more pleased than your parents were with the performance of the abortion clinic.



Jun 2 2019 1:17AM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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Big Ivy League energy OP is giving off. Stay hustling
Mar 18 2021 8:26PM
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Notaskibum
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Wait so we all know that dolan didn't go to an ivy league school right? He I thought he dropped out of montana state or something.
Mar 18 2021 8:37PM
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_Garagely_
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NotaskibumWait so we all know that dolan didn't go to an ivy league school right? He I thought he dropped out of montana state or something.

What’s the actual truth on this? I’ve seen people express certainty that he both did or did not go to Princeton.
Mar 18 2021 10:47PM
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Notaskibum
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_Garagely_What’s the actual truth on this? I’ve seen people express certainty that he both did or did not go to Princeton.


There's some fake diploma he posted but its from a relative or something. The signatures on it are from princeton's leadership in the 80s and there's no way dolan is that old.
Mar 18 2021 11:07PM
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