Replying to What kind of idiot would go to Vanderbilt over CU Boulder?

I had a bunch of high school friends who chose Vanderbilt instead of boulder. What brand of bath salts do you have to be slamming in order to make such a bonehead decision? Boulder is a snowy paradise and Vanderbilt is a humid swamp in butfuck Tennessee.
I ended up going to an ivy league school but if i was in the vandy/boulder tier i would've had to be tripping my face off to not choose boulder.