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Using a fake in Colorado?

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GPSkis
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How uptight are the dispensaries in Denver? Currently 20 and headed out with some other 20 year olds in a couple weeks. Would you be able to use a Fake to buy?
6 years ago
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GPSkis
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Flying out to Denver otherwise I would. Not trying to have to worry about smuggling it through
6 years ago
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Titus69
Posts: 9332 - Karma: 17,963
just become homies with someone on the lift and ask around a few times, cant be too hard but I imagine at at least a higher end shop they'd give a fuck maybe idk, might depend cause I'm sure some have a scanner for IDs but my roommate tried once at 20 and the security guy just looked at his license and said no.
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SuspiciousFish
Posts: 2794 - Karma: 16,914
CO dispensaries are already in a grey zone of legality so they keep a pretty tight shop. If you end up in Boulder you should be able to snag some from someone around campus though.
6 years ago
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ChadThundercock
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Huh
6 years ago
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tsingtaofanatic
Posts: 3350 - Karma: 4,598
That's gangsta
6 years ago
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HypeBeast
Posts: 10097 - Karma: 76,768
Most I've been to scan your ID, so unless you have one of those advanced Chinese fake ID's that scan.....


6 years ago
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Biffbarf
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Wanna come to Co and enjoy the dudeweed, huh?

Lemme guess, spring break?

Kids these days.
Shove a baggie of whitegirl up your ass before your flight like an adult.
6 years ago
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HypeBeast
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Or just pack it in your bag. Tsa doesn't care mane
6 years ago
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GPSkis
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BiffbarfWanna come to Co and enjoy the dudeweed, huh?

Lemme guess, spring break?

Kids these days.
Shove a baggie of whitegirl up your ass before your flight like an adult.


Lmao fuck off bitch tits. Not on spring break. My spring break was last week. Looking to move out west, just like someone in your family did or you did. Hop off your high fucking horse and stop being a fucking chode.
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Biffbarf
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My family moved to CO when it was life or death just to venture out west. Biffbarfs built this state, shitsipper. But yeah have your boy in the dorms laminate you a fake so you can use mommy daddy money to fly out and shred breck lmfao
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HypeBeast
Posts: 10097 - Karma: 76,768
BiffbarfMy family moved to CO when it was life or death just to venture out west. Biffbarfs built this state, shitsipper. But yeah have your boy in the dorms laminate you a fake so you can use mommy daddy money to fly out and shred breck lmfao

Can't tell if trolling or not...

So what you're saying is your family is filthy rich with a ton of land and you're insulting someone you think has the persona of...well...you?

And if you're not filthy fucking rich with a bunch of land, well then your family really fucked up so quit talking shit douche. Take your homestead and shove it up your ass with the rest of whatever else snobby shit you have that gives westerners a bad name.
6 years ago
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GPSkis
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BiffbarfMy family moved to CO when it was life or death just to venture out west. Biffbarfs built this state, shitsipper. But yeah have your boy in the dorms laminate you a fake so you can use mommy daddy money to fly out and shred breck lmfao

Riiiigggghttttt and my dad is fucking Bill Gates. It’s called working at the local resort and saving up all winter to go out when we don’t have snow here. Mommy and daddy don’t support my skiing at all. Gtfo here with your bullshit
6 years ago
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Biffbarf
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Shit kid I said the coke goes up your ass, not my comment

Y'all softer than baby shit
6 years ago
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dolanslebensraum
Posts: 5959 - Karma: -13,093
If you have a decent fake it shouldn't be too hard.
Bitches loved decent fakes
6 years ago
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theabortionator
Posts: 52643 - Karma: 174,870
I bet your dad only makes like 4 mil
6 years ago
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IHUFFPAINT
Posts: 206 - Karma: 444
This state is full.
6 years ago
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PeppermillReno
Posts: 4884 - Karma: -717
A real I’d that isn’t you but looks close should be fine. They will tell you to get lost with a fake tho it seems like all dispensaries have someone who’s job it is to seriously run your shit when you enter you don’t exactly just flash it to the budtender.
6 years ago
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ronders_
Posts: 568 - Karma: 2,325
They're far more strict at dispos than liquor stores but if your fake is good with your actual picture and shit and it scans you'll be good
6 years ago
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