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I was a teenage Jerry

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Govygen_gourmet
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Thinking of writing a fictional book describing the days of a typical high school Jerry. Anybody have any funny teenage Jerry stories they wanna tell?

I’ll start,

I was a teenage Jerry I used to wear a gray American Eagle hoodie out on the hill because thought it looked so cool. My headphones were never tucked in, They were nothing more than a display of my prowess.
Mar 1 2019 12:46PM
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CluckaChuck
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I couldn't afford snowpants in highschool so I skied in bluejeans.
Mar 1 2019 1:02PM
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MFZOREN
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OP still a jerry though
Mar 1 2019 1:28PM
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Govygen_gourmet
Posts: 380 - Karma: -477
sauceboss420OP still a jerry though


I learned a thing or two now i’m a gaper
Mar 1 2019 1:52PM
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tsingtaofanatic
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i lost balance and fell on a snowboarder while ski skating on flat ground
Mar 1 2019 2:23PM
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MFZOREN
Posts: 312 - Karma: 502
Govygen_gourmetI learned a thing or two now i’m a gaper


Oh word
Mar 1 2019 3:37PM
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evaroni
Posts: 3895 - Karma: 3,776
The mountain I grew up at had a halfpipe before parks were a thing and skiers had to have twin tips and were not allowed to use poles while riding it. So at that time I was a Jerry but fast forward 15 years and I would have been the coolest kid on the hill.
Mar 1 2019 5:28PM
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SendyMcSendyface
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My Aunt lives in Park City. Sent me a sweater that said "Park City Extreme Skier" with a dude doing a mute on it. Wore that thing everywhere until I became woke.

I also tried to be a park rat and wore my goggles under my jerry-style helmet. No pics unfortunately.

**This post was edited on Mar 1st 2019 at 5:43:19pm
Mar 1 2019 5:41PM
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michigang
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I AM a teenage Jerry
Mar 1 2019 11:27PM
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Twinjibber77
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I heard a teenage Jerry screaming on the lift tonight and his voice continued to crack over and over. It was embarrassing.

Don't forget obnoxious shit in public settings.
Mar 2 2019 12:10AM
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