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Where are the ski hoes at

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SALVO_MUST69
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All these snowboard hoes tryna fuck, but I ain’t tryna cross breed. Help?
Mar 1 2019 11:28AM
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BJ2112
Posts: 130 - Karma: 442
Damn, just quit
Mar 1 2019 11:29AM
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Biffbarf
Posts: 6894 - Karma: 73,318
Word on the street is they were called snow bunnies before your mother picked up skiing in the 70's
Mar 1 2019 1:03PM
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SofaKingSick
Posts: 9446 - Karma: 62,559
They’re prob spending their time somewhere that they don’t get called hoes by tryhard losers
Mar 1 2019 1:58PM
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AbiH
Posts: 2041 - Karma: 10,358
SofaKingSickThey’re prob spending their time somewhere that they don’t get called hoes by tryhard losers


OoOOoooOOoooOh burn
Mar 1 2019 2:55PM
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bolake
Posts: 419 - Karma: 1,050
hard times
Mar 1 2019 2:59PM
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pbs
Posts: 460 - Karma: 3,134
glad new members are making great threads!
Mar 1 2019 4:13PM
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lickmyballs
Posts: 489 - Karma: 1,158
Every chick ive skied with either sucks, has a bf, or has a peepee. im in the same boat. on that note if you ski at alta or bird hml
Mar 1 2019 7:54PM
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lickmyballs
Posts: 489 - Karma: 1,158
AbiHOoOOoooOOoooOh burn


i respect women, pm me.
Mar 1 2019 8:28PM
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TRVP_ANGEL
Posts: 12554 - Karma: 116,926
Try to focus on the real treasure, look at how many good looking dudes there are around you
Mar 1 2019 10:01PM
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AbiH
Posts: 2041 - Karma: 10,358
Loganski11i respect women, pm me.


I only date snoberders
/claim
Mar 1 2019 10:54PM
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Titus69
Posts: 9329 - Karma: 17,819
At least in Utah, they all have fucking boyfriends already from what I see.
Mar 1 2019 10:59PM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
Posts: 9450 - Karma: 69,376
I have uncovered your true identity
And it explains how you have so much time to shitpost
TRVP_ANGELTry to focus on the real treasure, look at how many good looking dudes there are around you





**This post was edited on Mar 1st 2019 at 11:00:48pm
Mar 1 2019 11:00PM
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Seekingseasons
Posts: 523 - Karma: 1,254
I dont know if the ladies like the whole "hoe" approach. Personally, I have yet to try it though. Also, once the gear is off, does it matter?
Mar 1 2019 11:02PM
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M_Garcia
Posts: 105 - Karma: 77
bro they all have boyfriends with stupid finance or tech jobs smh

JUST OUT HERE TRYNA GET HERPES FROM SOME BAD SKI CHIC

..lmao

**This post was edited on Mar 2nd 2019 at 11:15:28am
Mar 1 2019 11:39PM
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M_Garcia
Posts: 105 - Karma: 77
or afraid that you ski better than them.

..SO IN ESSENce yeah dude the ski hoes are alive but they aint HOES they just fuckin hoes
Mar 1 2019 11:40PM
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Biffbarf
Posts: 6894 - Karma: 73,318
Dudes really out there fallin' for 'I have a boyfriend' huh
Mar 1 2019 11:59PM
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Titus69
Posts: 9329 - Karma: 17,819
BiffbarfDudes really out there fallin' for 'I have a boyfriend' huh


No I often see them with a squiddy, hardo, or snowboarder bf
Mar 2 2019 12:41AM
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Str8FreshTap
Posts: 58 - Karma: 488
SALVO_MUST69All these snowboard hoes tryna fuck, but I ain’t tryna cross breed. Help?

Your best hope is to ask out the tele skier chics since they don't shower and have lower standards, which is right up your alley bro, best of luck!
Mar 2 2019 12:50AM
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tsingtaofanatic
Posts: 3344 - Karma: 4,584
where is vienna when you need her
Mar 2 2019 2:38AM
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M_Garcia
Posts: 105 - Karma: 77
all the girls I’ve been taking to bone town are either like “I skied two years ago” or “I really wanna ski but haven’t” or “I don’t like the cold”.. the ones who don’t like the cold go to the hill with me morning after and sit in the lodge and complain some guy almost spilled coffee on her Mac book. SOS

**This post was edited on Mar 2nd 2019 at 11:16:24am
Mar 2 2019 11:13AM
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Park_Ranger
Posts: 3825 - Karma: 8,635
BiffbarfWord on the street is they were called snow bunnies before your mother picked up skiing in the 70's


Haaa
Mar 2 2019 11:23AM
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TheDoughAbides
Posts: 1319 - Karma: 4,036
whack your pole ya ding dong!

Mar 2 2019 2:53PM
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MeenaSmalls
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pbsglad new members are making great threads!


hahahahhahahha this
Mar 2 2019 4:34PM
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FruitBootPro
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satanworshipperwhere is vienna when you need her


Lol isn't she taken too?
Mar 2 2019 4:43PM
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tsingtaofanatic
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buyfulltiltsLol isn't she taken too?


Yeah she prob has 20 boyfriends
Mar 2 2019 5:06PM
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Titus69
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Hi how r things
Mar 2 2019 9:06PM
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xxACIDTRIPxx
Posts: 5980 - Karma: 8,176
Try the snow shed for some hoes!
Mar 2 2019 10:54PM
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Done_and_done
Posts: 181 - Karma: 649
Girls in ski towns are just like parking spaces. They are either taken or handicapped.
Mar 3 2019 4:27PM
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kbrando
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ski_steeGirls in ski towns are just like parking spaces. They are either taken or handicapped.

or way the fuck out there
Mar 4 2019 9:31PM
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beckums
Posts: 342 - Karma: 631
Getting some dome in the gondola ride up is baller.
Mar 5 2019 8:19AM
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HypeBeast
Posts: 9834 - Karma: 73,243
AbiHI only date snoberders
/claim


REPENT!
Mar 5 2019 11:08PM
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Titus69
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Nice name
Mar 5 2019 11:50PM
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AbiH
Posts: 2041 - Karma: 10,358
runforlove2018REPENT!


Okie dokie














(‘Twas a fib)
Mar 6 2019 12:23AM
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