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Tell Me Your Shitty Jokes/Puns
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Shittiness is optional. I'll start,
I dated a Hoe once but we broke up. . .
Now she's an afterthot
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Oh, I thought all jokes in this thread had to be about shit. Disappointed. Anyway, here’s one staying true to the title.
What’s wrong with a gay BBQ? All the hotdogs taste like shit.
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Y did the condom fly across the room?
It was pissed off
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Used this before but her goes. Are you my pinky toe, because I want to bang you on all my furniture.
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three snowboarders were sitting in the back of the car. Who was driving the car?
the police.
you could also say another snowboarder because they travel in packs.
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iFlipOh, I thought all jokes in this thread had to be about shit. Disappointed. Anyway, here’s one staying true to the title.
What’s wrong with a gay BBQ? All the hotdogs taste like shit.
Title to the truest
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Who is the most well-rounded knight at the round table?
Sir Cumference
What's the worst part about being an egg?
You only get laid once in your life and it's by your mom
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Gotta say it aloud for it to work
What's marios overalls made of?
DENIM Denim denim
What kind of bees make milk?
Boo-bees!
What's a mexican's favorite cheese?
Chi-chi's!
All times are Eastern (-5)
