Replying to Getting wrekt by the dick on a donkey dick rail

Just wanna hear stories about people eating shit cause of the dick on a donkey dick rail.

I’ll start.

I tried to slide my first dfd. I kept falling off on the last down. Finally i didnt fall off and i was ready to jump off, but there was a donkey dick at the end and i completely lost balance. Fell face first and got a bloody nose and my teeth were bleeding. As i walked into the lodge at northstar everyone stared at me.