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Why do the hos go for me?

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Govygen_gourmet
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Seriously not even joking or trying to brag

I have had 5 sexual partners in the last 2 months ranging in age from 21- 40 and now I have prospect hitting me up like she wants to Fuck.
I fell dirty but dammit i’m just doing what males are biologically wired to do. Fucking all these hoes, spreading my genetic lineage as much as I can (like Ghengis Khan) (not really having babies though I wear condoms always).
It’s getting a little annoying I feel like they aren’t the hoes rather, I am the hoe. It’s almost like they naturally want to just fuck.. when a hoe hits me up I already Know their intentions. I always fuck on the first “date”

How can I stop being a hoe, how can I just be a regular person who doesn’t fuck every time i’m around females.
Feb 7 2019 1:19PM
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tsingtaofanatic
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hoe
Feb 7 2019 1:20PM
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HaydenB
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AIDS
Feb 7 2019 2:35PM
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Sharko
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satanworshipperhoe


lolz, he's a gardening tool
Feb 7 2019 2:37PM
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Str8FreshTap
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https://www.lds.org/?lang=eng
Feb 7 2019 2:39PM
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tsingtaofanatic
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Sharkololz, he's a gardening tool



Feb 7 2019 3:30PM
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Lonely
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r/thathappened
Feb 7 2019 3:36PM
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HuumeHippi
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Noobs use condoms
Feb 7 2019 6:13PM
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hood_booler
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Lonelyr/thathappened


r/ihavesex
Feb 7 2019 6:21PM
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DirtYStylE
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You need jesus
Feb 7 2019 6:26PM
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Sharko
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hood_boolerr/ihavesex

r/andotherliesItellmyself
Feb 7 2019 6:40PM
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xxACIDTRIPxx
Posts: 5980 - Karma: 8,175
(subtle brag!?!?)
Feb 7 2019 8:23PM
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theabortionator
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https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/924207/what-s-a-ho-
Feb 7 2019 8:33PM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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r/humblebrag
Feb 7 2019 8:50PM
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Mingg
Posts: 13975 - Karma: 49,271
Govygen_gourmetHow can I stop being a hoe, how can I just be a regular person who doesn’t fuck every time i’m around females.


You can’t. It’s like AIDS; once you have it, you have it for good. Just embrace it. Fuck all them bitches. (With consent)

**This post was edited on Feb 7th 2019 at 10:43:53pm
Feb 7 2019 10:43PM
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FruitBootPro
Posts: 3079 - Karma: 13,690
thanks for making me feel worse about my dry sex life OP
at least I know you're probably bullshitting lol
Feb 8 2019 1:49PM
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eheath
Posts: 61601 - Karma: 123,020
I had a roommate awhile ago that would bang a different girl almost every weekend, often different girls each night of the weekend. He had a few repeats but never back to back nights/weekends, he was a magician. I'm not even kidding, every weekend, absolute man whore.
Feb 8 2019 2:10PM
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CluckaChuck
Posts: 1541 - Karma: 734
eheathI had a roommate awhile ago that would bang a different girl almost every weekend, often different girls each night of the weekend. He had a few repeats but never back to back nights/weekends, he was a magician. I'm not even kidding, every weekend, absolute man whore.


Was he literally a magician or figuratively? I went to college with a self-proclaimed professional magician and he pulled some top-shelf babes, especially when he brought a deck of cards to the bar.
Feb 8 2019 2:41PM
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eheath
Posts: 61601 - Karma: 123,020
CluckaChuckWas he literally a magician or figuratively? I went to college with a self-proclaimed professional magician and he pulled some top-shelf babes, especially when he brought a deck of cards to the bar.


I meant figuratively, but this dude was a savage, he brought THREE girls home one night, was butt naked with all of them in his room and then one puked on his bed... poor bastard.
Feb 8 2019 2:43PM
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CluckaChuck
Posts: 1541 - Karma: 734
eheathI meant figuratively, but this dude was a savage, he brought THREE girls home one night, was butt naked with all of them in his room and then one puked on his bed... poor bastard.


While reading your response I couldn't help but think about the intro to the Virtika Outerwear Last Friday video with David Lesh in bed with a bunch of hoes. Your roommate must of had some tricks up his sleeve.

**This post was edited on Feb 8th 2019 at 2:47:41pm
Feb 8 2019 2:46PM
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e.littt
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May as well embrace the thot life
Feb 9 2019 3:18PM
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Titus69
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Did you make this thread just to talk about how much pussy you get? You must be a Chad
Feb 11 2019 12:39AM
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deletedddd
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Gucci Gang
Feb 11 2019 8:20AM
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Jems
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Double cup 2.0
Feb 11 2019 12:15PM
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JoeF2661
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eheathI had a roommate awhile ago that would bang a different girl almost every weekend, often different girls each night of the weekend. He had a few repeats but never back to back nights/weekends, he was a magician. I'm not even kidding, every weekend, absolute man whore.


Yes, but more importantly did you pick up on those sloppy seconds?
Feb 11 2019 3:38PM
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eheath
Posts: 61601 - Karma: 123,020
JoeF2661Yes, but more importantly did you pick up on those sloppy seconds?


I had a gf the entire time I lived with him, but if I was single I probably wouldn't have anyway 🤣
Feb 11 2019 3:43PM
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FrenchFry
Posts: 969 - Karma: 3,432
eheathI had a roommate awhile ago that would bang a different girl almost every weekend, often different girls each night of the weekend. He had a few repeats but never back to back nights/weekends, he was a magician. I'm not even kidding, every weekend, absolute man whore.

Haha sounds lonely af if you're past the age of 22 haha
Feb 12 2019 1:45AM
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