Replying to Tongue Ring

So who has gotten head from a girl with a tongue ring? Does it really feel better or what? There was an argument about this today and I want to know the real deal.


'And shepherds we shall be, for thee my lord for thee, power hath descended forth from thy hand. That our feet may swiftly carry out thy command. So we shall flow a river forth to thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be. In nomine patrie, Et fili spiritu sancti'-Boondock Saints