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Tenson Looking For Shitty Skiers To Test Gear

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theabortionator
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https://tenson.com/inspiration/available-position-ski-gear-tester/?p=1

"THE POSITION
At Tenson, we’re currently seeking two truly enthusiastic yet mediocre skiers, who will have the pleasant task of testing out our latest ski gear collection by skiing the way they’ve always done. A tendency to fall is hence seen as a competitive merit."



So we know that most people are the best skier on the mountain, but this looks like a jerb for the worst. Anybody signing up?
Feb 1 2019 3:38PM
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whitenab
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Definitely signing up. 3 sentence application seems like tough odds to stand out.

I'd throw myself on the ground a bunch of times a day to get the free trip though.
Feb 1 2019 4:12PM
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Sharko
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whitenabDefinitely signing up. 3 sentence application seems like tough odds to stand out.

I'd throw myself on the ground a bunch of times a day to get the free trip though.


Lolz, they’re just trying to get likes on social media and ppl to subscribe to their junk mail
Feb 2 2019 3:31AM
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xxACIDTRIPxx
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SharkoLolz, they’re just trying to get likes on social media and ppl to subscribe to their junk mail


This......
Feb 2 2019 3:43AM
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eheeth
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love that they're even asking beginners in the first place, they're going to say it's better than the walmart outerwear they usually use and that's it
Feb 2 2019 9:27AM
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DominatorJacques
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theabortionatorhttps://tenson.com/inspiration/available-position-ski-gear-tester/?p=1

"THE POSITION
At Tenson, we’re currently seeking two truly enthusiastic yet mediocre skiers, who will have the pleasant task of testing out our latest ski gear collection by skiing the way they’ve always done. A tendency to fall is hence seen as a competitive merit."



So we know that most people are the best skier on the mountain, but this looks like a jerb for the worst. Anybody signing up?


No Onesies! That counts me out! ;-)
Feb 2 2019 10:37AM
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T.L.
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job hunting? we just lost a cat operator to an acl... just sayin.
Feb 2 2019 11:10PM
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