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Competiton announcer pet peves

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Nickc88
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list any stupid/annoying things you've heard comp announcers say

Calling tricks "stilely", overemphasizing any trick in women's big air, etc.
Jan 30 2019 7:10PM
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losh
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A slight bobble from...
Jan 30 2019 8:08PM
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evaroni
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I mean really tho....what else are these dudes supposed to say that isn’t going to get criticized by NS?

“YODOLLOHUCKINMADBLUNTDFARTKETAMINEFEDAMA”

I surely wouldn’t want to be an announcer.
Jan 30 2019 8:37PM
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Narcopus
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Incorrect naming of tricks is an obvious one, definitely somewhat annoying
Jan 30 2019 9:13PM
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dadi
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Telling everyone the skiers weight and hight every 45 seconds... cmon
Jan 30 2019 9:36PM
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Dddsz
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Always have higher pitched lil bitch voices
Jan 30 2019 10:18PM
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GeorgiaJibber
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"He just missed the grab"
Jan 30 2019 10:36PM
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Jems
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evaroniI mean really tho....what else are these dudes supposed to say that isn’t going to get criticized by NS?

“YODOLLOHUCKINMADBLUNTDFARTKETAMINEFEDAMA”

I surely wouldn’t want to be an announcer.


YO A HALL SKINNY ASS BOI HITTIN THAT SWITCH RIGHT 450 ONTO THE DOWN RAIL STICKING THAT STEEZE ASS LANDING

UP TO THE FIRST BOOTER WITH A DUB CORK 1620 BLUNT 6’4 SWEATER HEADASS
Jan 30 2019 10:36PM
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Nickc88
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evaroniI mean really tho....what else are these dudes supposed to say that isn’t going to get criticized by NS?

“YODOLLOHUCKINMADBLUNTDFARTKETAMINEFEDAMA”

I surely wouldn’t want to be an announcer.


I mean it depends on whos saying it. If its Wallisch it's fine because he's truly in the know and understands the sport. then there's that Aussie guy from the Olympics that was confused on what a cork is.
Jan 31 2019 8:05PM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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double cork 450
Jan 31 2019 8:15PM
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skiguy04
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dadiTelling everyone the skiers weight and hight every 45 seconds... cmon

I like knowing the dimensions and mass of all the female competitors in every slope style contest
Feb 2 2019 9:06AM
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eheeth
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pretty sure it was the 2016 youth winter olympics (????) where the slopestyle commentator was saying every 2 or 4 on was a 360, and every jump that wasn't a backflip or plain spin was 'off axis'
Feb 2 2019 9:14AM
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B_K
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speaking
Feb 2 2019 9:23AM
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