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CLQ
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Tell me your problems and i will give you advice on it :)
Jan 29 2019 1:04AM
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everlast
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How do you convince a girl to try anal?
Jan 29 2019 1:16AM
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tsingtaofanatic
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how can i un retard myslef
Jan 29 2019 1:42AM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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how do i enlarge my feet
Jan 29 2019 9:52AM
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CLQ
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everlastHow do you convince a girl to try anal?


Make he a devout christian and then tell her about the poop hole loop hole.
Jan 29 2019 10:22AM
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CLQ
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TRVP_ANGELhow do i enlarge my feet


idk ask bigofoot
Jan 29 2019 10:38AM
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Youngm_IPCME
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How do I rid myself of this deafening silence?
Jan 29 2019 10:59AM
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DirtYStylE
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How do we revive NSG to its former glory?
Jan 29 2019 1:11PM
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Lonely
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How do I improve my golfing skills
Jan 29 2019 2:18PM
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xxACIDTRIPxx
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How do I find a better job than the kebab shop
Jan 29 2019 3:14PM
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Idahoe
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How to I become such a degenerate like you?
Jan 29 2019 3:17PM
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CLQ
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Xx_Ac1dTr1p_xXHow do I find a better job than the kebab shop


Start a brothel but instead of employing women, have sheep instead. From my understanding this would be a very lucrative business in New Zealand.
Jan 29 2019 3:17PM
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CLQ
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IdahoeHow to I become such a degenerate like you?


You can start by smoking Pall Mall
Jan 29 2019 3:20PM
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everlast
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How can I become millionaire?

**This post was edited on Jan 29th 2019 at 3:27:12pm
Jan 29 2019 3:25PM
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CLQ
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LonelyHow do I improve my golfing skills


Smoke a shit ton of DMT and you will see the angles
Jan 29 2019 3:30PM
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Lonely
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Xx_Ac1dTr1p_xXHow do I find a better job than the kebab shop


Kebab is an untapped resource in whistler....
Jan 29 2019 3:31PM
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everlast
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TRVP_ANGELhow do i enlarge my feet


Dogfart
Jan 29 2019 3:31PM
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McNoche
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How can we get Dogfart to change his name to Dogfart
Jan 29 2019 5:03PM
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evaroni
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everlastHow can I become millionaire?

**This post was edited on Jan 29th 2019 at 3:27:12pm


Ever hear of the hit television show “Who Wants to be a Millionaire”? I recommend starting there.
Jan 29 2019 6:20PM
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CLQ
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everlastHow can I become millionaire?

**This post was edited on Jan 29th 2019 at 3:27:12pm


I know how to make DMT, buy the instructions off of me and sell the drugs for millions
Jun 19 2019 10:29PM
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oldmanski
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Do I move to a different country or do I just stay here in the west. I have a chance to go live and work(same company) in the UK for a few years, do I pack up the family and change everything we have going here in the states. Family, friends, comfort, good skiing just to say we have lived abroad. Granted if I was younger and the wife and I didnt have the kids I wouldnt be writing this but rather flying across the Atlantic now, but things are different when you are older. I just dont know what to do, I need some advice. Help a homie out. I know this is personal situation and there are many other underlying issues but I seen this thread and figured I would get some others input.
Sep 17 2019 5:48PM
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JAHpow
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How do I obtain goat semen for lubing my rails without getting my hands dirty?
Sep 17 2019 5:53PM
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Pigeon.
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is it a poor decision to get back w my ex? (pm advice pls)
Sep 17 2019 6:32PM
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Youngm_IPCME
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Pigeon.is it a poor decision to get back w my ex? (pm advice pls)


Probably
Sep 17 2019 7:18PM
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BedBugDoug
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Pigeon.is it a poor decision to get back w my ex? (pm advice pls)


Only if she really wants to and then after like a day you dump her. Really crush her soul if the first time around didnt
Sep 17 2019 7:55PM
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BedBugDougOnly if she really wants to and then after like a day you dump her. Really crush her soul if the first time around didnt


i like this
Sep 17 2019 8:40PM
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CLQ
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oldmanskiDo I move to a different country or do I just stay here in the west. I have a chance to go live and work(same company) in the UK for a few years, do I pack up the family and change everything we have going here in the states. Family, friends, comfort, good skiing just to say we have lived abroad. Granted if I was younger and the wife and I didnt have the kids I wouldnt be writing this but rather flying across the Atlantic now, but things are different when you are older. I just dont know what to do, I need some advice. Help a homie out. I know this is personal situation and there are many other underlying issues but I seen this thread and figured I would get some others input.


I am at a loss for words. There are so many pros and cons to this, there with no right answer. You should at the very least wait and see how Brexit plays out before you decide on what to do. I do think it would be great experience for you and your kids, kids can make friends easily so you shouldn't worry to much about that. You can also take trips to alps to get that ski fix and ski resorts 95% of Newschoolers haven't. The more I think about it, the more I think you should do it. There is so much culture and history in Europe that would let everyone in your family grow as people. Flights to other European cities are also super cheap so going to Prague for a long weekend isn't going to break the bank. Anyway this is just a stream of consciousness, hope it helps somehow.
Sep 18 2019 5:51PM
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oldmanski
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CLQI am at a loss for words. There are so many pros and cons to this, there with no right answer. You should at the very least wait and see how Brexit plays out before you decide on what to do. I do think it would be great experience for you and your kids, kids can make friends easily so you shouldn't worry to much about that. You can also take trips to alps to get that ski fix and ski resorts 95% of Newschoolers haven't. The more I think about it, the more I think you should do it. There is so much culture and history in Europe that would let everyone in your family grow as people. Flights to other European cities are also super cheap so going to Prague for a long weekend isn't going to break the bank. Anyway this is just a stream of consciousness, hope it helps somehow.


I really appreciate the advice, and I do certainly agree with you. I am headed to go visit family throughout Utah and Idaho for the next few days to discuss and decide. I think if family is willing to come visit(which I will assist with) will be a large factor in this decision making. Again, thanks for the good advice and I will be sure to let you know what is decided.
Sep 18 2019 7:20PM
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Monsieur_Patate
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oldmanskiI really appreciate the advice, and I do certainly agree with you. I am headed to go visit family throughout Utah and Idaho for the next few days to discuss and decide. I think if family is willing to come visit(which I will assist with) will be a large factor in this decision making. Again, thanks for the good advice and I will be sure to let you know what is decided.


I think it'd be a terrific experience for you and your family. Living abroad really broadens your horizon and perspective on things. Plus it's only a few years, and if you end up being really miserable you can always come home, so in your shoes I would definitely give it a shot, if you don't you'll likely spend the rest of your life wondering what life would have been like over there. Plus you'll get plenty of vacation days working in Europe so you should be able to visit family home fairly often.

As a side note, beyond friends and family, there is someone else you should expect to not see much of while there: the sun.
Sep 19 2019 11:24PM
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Lonely
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Dear CLQ,
I've been talking to this shiela for a minute now. What's a good first date? She skis but we don't have any snow in the midwest. Thoughts?
Sep 19 2019 11:27PM
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theabortionator
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LonelyDear CLQ,
I've been talking to this shiela for a minute now. What's a good first date? She skis but we don't have any snow in the midwest. Thoughts?



https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/801478/Full-House---White-Christmas
Sep 19 2019 11:40PM
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Lonely
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theabortionatorhttps://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/801478/Full-House---White-Christmas


Borty you know I am wayyyy to drunk to be clicking on links rn
Sep 20 2019 12:10AM
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xxACIDTRIPxx
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How do is score some acid I wanna get baked and listen to psytrance!
Sep 20 2019 12:10AM
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theabortionator
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LonelyBorty you know I am wayyyy to drunk to be clicking on links rn


Sparknotes: Get mad snowcones and impress your girl with snow and she'll love you forever
Sep 20 2019 12:16AM
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xxACIDTRIPxx
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LonelyDear CLQ,
I've been talking to this shiela for a minute now. What's a good first date? She skis but we don't have any snow in the midwest. Thoughts?


My go to first date is a bar... if she's respectable though I take her out for a coffee
Sep 20 2019 12:32AM
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CLQ
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LonelyDear CLQ,
I've been talking to this shiela for a minute now. What's a good first date? She skis but we don't have any snow in the midwest. Thoughts?


I thought people just skied at ice rinks in the Midwest ? But seriously, take her to a nice late night dinner and then go out exploring. Go on top of a parking garage, go to the skate park, etc. the more spontaneous the better, just go with the flow. I find doing something is much more exciting then just sitting eating dinner.
Sep 20 2019 5:37AM
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