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50 upvotes and I'll change my religion

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eheeth
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being catholic is boring af these days, most upvoted comment I'll change to
Jan 28 2019 11:08PM
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270on420out
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Upvote to make OP Mennonite so he has to quit Newschoolers
Jan 28 2019 11:25PM
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Idahoe
Posts: 1027 - Karma: 7,538
Jan 28 2019 11:29PM
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McNoche
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Mormon
Jan 28 2019 11:37PM
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Dddsz
Posts: 3042 - Karma: 7,326
Methodist because they give the least fucks
Jan 28 2019 11:41PM
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WoFIowz
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Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, or Pastafarianism
Jan 28 2019 11:51PM
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everlast
Posts: 1130 - Karma: 1,270
Poop

**This post was edited on Jan 29th 2019 at 1:16:26am
Jan 28 2019 11:55PM
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tsingtaofanatic
Posts: 3344 - Karma: 4,586
join my cult

Jan 29 2019 1:43AM
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chafe.
Posts: 133 - Karma: 587
Submit to Allah
Jan 29 2019 8:33AM
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clorox
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is antivax a religion
Jan 29 2019 12:12PM
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DirtYStylE
Posts: 3652 - Karma: 8,889
DIRTYBUBBLEUpvote to make OP Mennonite so he has to quit Newschoolers


I was going to say Amish, but this would do
Jan 29 2019 1:13PM
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OregonDead
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QuaffMethodist because they give the least fucks


Methodists are actually Catholic tho. Op didn't say what kind of Catholic he is but at any rate just switching from one type of Catholicism to another is not exactly what I'd call changing religions.
Jan 29 2019 1:52PM
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PacificRimJob
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OregonDeadMethodists are actually Catholic tho. Op didn't say what kind of Catholic he is but at any rate just switching from one type of Catholicism to another is not exactly what I'd call changing religions.


Don't tell a catholic that. They will go deus vult on you real fast
Jan 29 2019 4:02PM
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JoeF2661
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OregonDeadMethodists are actually Catholic tho. Op didn't say what kind of Catholic he is but at any rate just switching from one type of Catholicism to another is not exactly what I'd call changing religions.


As a kid who grew up in the Catholic Church I think the pope would disagree. The episocal church tries to say the same thing.
Jan 29 2019 7:26PM
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WoFIowz
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OregonDeadMethodists are actually Catholic tho. Op didn't say what kind of Catholic he is but at any rate just switching from one type of Catholicism to another is not exactly what I'd call changing religions.


Not really but if you really wanna know, most Christian religions are are ones that split off of catholicism and became their own. Definitely not the same tho
Jan 29 2019 10:33PM
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-arc-
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McNocheMormon


*Moron
Jan 30 2019 12:20AM
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PsychicMigration
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Whatever that religion is that thinks the world is like 280 years old.
Jan 30 2019 4:40PM
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Young_patty
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Honestly OP stay catholic. The knowledge that I can get an exorcism at any time is such a relief.
Jan 31 2019 12:34AM
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xxACIDTRIPxx
Posts: 5980 - Karma: 8,175
The only religion you need is hapiness

But it's the hardest religion to find
Jan 31 2019 1:01AM
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ChadThundercock
Posts: 3071 - Karma: 830
Looks like OP is about to have 5 wives thanks to mormonism
Jan 31 2019 7:32AM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
Posts: 9401 - Karma: 68,885
Join forces with Judaism!
Feb 28 2019 3:32PM
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