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Whats the most embarrassing thing youve done skiing?

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deletedddd
Posts: 174 - Karma: 380
i sharted...(i was 9) also losing a game of SLVSH to a 12 yr old


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Jan 27 2019 8:48PM
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Fancy_Latte
Posts: 154 - Karma: 905
Worrying about what others thought of me in the park
Jan 27 2019 8:51PM
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GerritKooistra
Posts: 89 - Karma: 105
ate shit under a lift and both my snow pants and pants fell down so i was just chillin in boxers.. it was so goddamn embarrassing
Jan 27 2019 8:52PM
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deletedddd
Posts: 174 - Karma: 380
Fancy_LatteWorrying about what others thought of me in the park


ya i feel that way when by myself but when with a group im hella oblivious to everything lol
Jan 27 2019 8:52PM
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CalumSKI
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managing to break both femurs before the age of 18
Jan 27 2019 9:00PM
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Jems
Posts: 7504 - Karma: 97,091
Shit talking some little kids who were mocking me then proceeding to catch my ski on a jump carrot (the things that stick out on each side of the jump) trying a 7 safety and doing half a Lincoln and bashing my head on the knuckle and never having worse pain in my head and side in my life.

Trying a flatspin Japan and straight up landing on my side

Trying to flex the front 270s I just learned but catching an edge and bashing my head on the end of a pencil like rail.

Nutting myself on a rainbow that’s atleast 10 feet high.

Analing myself trying a handrag 3

many more shit
Jan 27 2019 9:02PM
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AidenUrbine
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def not sliding straight to my back on a box that wasn’t even a foot off the ground in front of ski school 🙏🏻
Jan 27 2019 9:37PM
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Hansel9001
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When i was about 8 i couldnt unzip my pants fast enough in the woods and i completely pissed my pants.
At least it was warm tho.
Jan 27 2019 9:41PM
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xxACIDTRIPxx
Posts: 5980 - Karma: 8,175
GerritKooistraate shit under a lift and both my snow pants and pants fell down so i was just chillin in boxers.. it was so goddamn embarrassing


You and Harlaut would get along!
Jan 27 2019 10:07PM
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xxACIDTRIPxx
Posts: 5980 - Karma: 8,175
CalumSKImanaging to break both femurs before the age of 18


How?

And I don't really get embarrassed by anything, but if I had to pick something it would be this

>epic pow day
>get first chair - "the run under the lift looks good"
>goggles fogging up, hooky snow. Awfuk.jpg
>eat shit like 5 times in a row
>everyone watching

-10 steeze points :/
Jan 27 2019 10:12PM
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MaimHelp
Posts: 1721 - Karma: 13,583
Was getting speed for a box using my poles and doing that ski walk thing(Idk what it's called but it looks like reverse pizza) Accidentily put my tooth pick sized pole in front of my ski and face planted into the lip. Felt great
Jan 27 2019 10:14PM
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TheDoughAbides
Posts: 1319 - Karma: 4,036
crashed into a snowboarder who was standing still on a catwalk while yelling at a dude on the chair for riding up by himself on a pow day

i cringe every time i think of that sequence of events
Jan 27 2019 10:53PM
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Nuno812
Posts: 432 - Karma: 1,792
Fucking up royaly on a swap and Nutting a dfd with some of the Stept crew watching right above on a lift.
Jan 27 2019 10:54PM
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ASSholebomber22
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Blitzed my (at the time) girlfriend's dad's car into another car in the breck parkinglot when I was 18. Lot was icy af and I was driving like a clown, turned into a spot too quick and plowed into a parked car.

Good times
Jan 27 2019 11:20PM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
Posts: 9353 - Karma: 68,326
Today: Getting caught on the singles part of the lift maze
Previously: trying to get me and my gf onto the chair when there were 4 people waiting already
Also today: cutting across a small cattrack and colliding with a random skier, losing a ski and falling on my left side causing the beer in my pocket to explode.

Today was actually a pretty good day, just a bit of weird shit
Jan 27 2019 11:30PM
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skiguy04
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BiffbarfBlitzed my (at the time) girlfriend's dad's car into a parked car

She broke up with you after that huh
Jan 28 2019 1:00AM
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WoFIowz
Posts: 9790 - Karma: 72,411
Just sat down on lift and tried to pick up extra snow to drop on people below. My ski ended up hooking downwards and popped off. They had to stop the lift and the lifty came out and attached my ski back to my boot. Awful.
Jan 28 2019 1:06AM
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tsingtaofanatic
Posts: 3344 - Karma: 4,585
Was skate-skiing to get to a chairlift, lost balance, and fell on a snowboarder

Another embarrassing moment is when my friend and i were skiing on the chairlift run in part, and my home resort had made a hill into it, so i pizza-d so hard, that i almost did the splits cause it was icy and fell down. Not my proudest moment
Jan 28 2019 1:41AM
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old.man.tibbles
Posts: 223 - Karma: 1,061
dipped into the woods and took a leak. skied down. got on the chairlift and looked down. weiner was out.
Jan 28 2019 3:16AM
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Darc
Posts: 138 - Karma: 669
Was working on SW lip on, caught an edge riding in and drove straight into the sign that says the feature size. All the other jerries at the top yelled out yea jerr! Before side hitting that feature.
Jan 28 2019 3:21AM
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YawnPell
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Hansel9001When i was about 8 i couldnt unzip my pants fast enough in the woods and i completely pissed my pants.
At least it was warm tho.


Shit just made my day. I did the exact same thing and I was like 8 as well ahahaha. The car ride home was not sick.
Jan 28 2019 2:17PM
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Casey
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I got hammered at a bar at the lodge after the lifts had closed. There was a big step down at the bottom of the park that was only a couple hundred feet of hiking from where I was. Trying to impress a girl I was like I’ll hike up there and hit that jump right now. So I did, and I couldn’t see very well in the dark plus the level of drunkenness I cased the landing really fucking hard and kneed myself in the jaw as I rag dolled down the landing. Real smooth Ace.
Jan 28 2019 2:23PM
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ASSholebomber22
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skiguy04She broke up with you after that huh


Tbh she should have. Relationship went on longer than either of us wanted it to, but that was many moons ago.
Jan 28 2019 3:10PM
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Hansel9001
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LarsPellShit just made my day. I did the exact same thing and I was like 8 as well ahahaha. The car ride home was not sick.


Nice. I had those Suspender ski pants you needed to unzip in the back and i just gave up after about 5 seconds of blasting piss in my trousers.
I felt so nasty skiing down to our condo.

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Jan 28 2019 5:25PM
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CalumSKI
Posts: 4149 - Karma: 23,429
Xx_Ac1dTr1p_xXHow?

And I don't really get embarrassed by anything, but if I had to pick something it would be this

>epic pow day
>get first chair - "the run under the lift looks good"
>goggles fogging up, hooky snow. Awfuk.jpg
>eat shit like 5 times in a row
>everyone watching

-10 steeze points

i fell in the woods and went into a tree the first time
i landed funny off something the second time
Jan 28 2019 5:36PM
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michigang
Posts: 521 - Karma: 1,206
-ducked under a rope to do a line under a lift for the 12th time or something that day, the lift happened to stop, I didn't duck low enough and got completely clotheslined on the rope/got a bad mark on my stomach where I got bent over the rope
-spilled two (!!!) cups of hot cocoa on my hands at the same time, burned the tops of my hands, and then watched a guy slip and fall in the cocoa and sprain his wrist
Jan 28 2019 5:42PM
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corona
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I did a lip front 2 once.
Jan 28 2019 5:42PM
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Bmxyy
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*aheem. It was a pow day just saw this super dope line under the lift. So my dumbass thought it would be a good idea first run to go for this like 20ft+ cat track jump to tail tap this stick hovering over some powder. I got it but when I landed in the powder my tips instantly went in the snow and I scorpioned and slide for 5 ft while my ankles where right beside my head. Each spinal cord popped and I legit thought I was paralyzed for a second because I couldn't move. The only worse part is it was right under the lift. I had a similar experience but under a different run. Ankles hit my helmet and everything.
Jan 28 2019 6:25PM
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fromSoILL
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first time I met my now girlfriend we were skiing at Breck. decided to send it off a roller for a tail grab. caught the tip of my left ski and went straight down on my shoulder right in front of her. later that day when we were leaving and I went for a side hit and landed in a dip and straight down to my other shoulder. she was very concerned about me driving home at the end of the day
Jan 28 2019 10:10PM
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Idahoe
Posts: 1027 - Karma: 7,532
I had gotten first chair on a deep pow day and was skating over to drop in when i caught my tip and faceplanted the ground as all the locals laughed and skated by me.
Jan 28 2019 11:09PM
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Youngm_IPCME
Posts: 1082 - Karma: 2,851
My friend was trying to teach me how to 3 some years ago. The first time I made it past 180 I did the classic land at 270, then caught an edge sideways and somehow ended up going head over heels. This was of course in full view of the lift, so the spectators got pretty rowdy.
Jan 28 2019 11:22PM
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LineSkier
Posts: 243 - Karma: 446
Young_IPMCMy friend was trying to teach me how to 3 some years ago


You mean two of your friends?

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Jan 29 2019 1:27AM
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Youngm_IPCME
Posts: 1082 - Karma: 2,851
LineSkierYou mean two of your friends?

**This post was edited on Jan 29th 2019 at 1:29:30am


Oh shit, you were there? The second one wasn’t teaching me. Spooked by your post though.
Jan 29 2019 1:33AM
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lil.Boye
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i once did a lip on front 2.
Jan 29 2019 3:49AM
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