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sauceboss420Racer chicks are kinda hot sometimes,.
sauceboss420Racer chicks are kinda hot sometimes, but the dudes are all dicks.
sauceboss420Racer chicks are kinda hot sometimes, but the dudes are all dicks.
jamessmoakThe entire snowshoe mtn race team are little 10 year old pricks. One kid got his arm sliced open by a snowboard and I think everyone on the mountain kinda had a collective “thank god.”
GORILLAWALLACEwhat is a park rat?
I see more and more slopestyle kids/jump jocks in the park all the time. they wear form fitting gear like racers, they act like racers, and they ride the park all day.
nothing worse than rolling up to the jump drop in on a saturday arvo to see 30 12 year olds with poc helmets and volkl walls. you know that each kid is going to have to signal is coach 4 or 5 times so the coach will have time to get his phone out to film the kid so that they can work out the technical kinks in their cork 7 mute.
kid 1: dropping next!
kid 2: dropping next after him!
kid 3: dropping next after the second guy!
kid 4: dropping next after those three guys!
no, you drop when there is a gap, fucko.
GORILLAWALLACEwhat is a park rat?
I see more and more slopestyle kids/jump jocks in the park all the time. they wear form fitting gear like racers, they act like racers, and they ride the park all day.
nothing worse than rolling up to the jump drop in on a saturday arvo to see 30 12 year olds with poc helmets and volkl walls. you know that each kid is going to have to signal is coach 4 or 5 times so the coach will have time to get his phone out to film the kid so that they can work out the technical kinks in their cork 7 mute.
kid 1: dropping next!
kid 2: dropping next after him!
kid 3: dropping next after the second guy!
kid 4: dropping next after those three guys!
no, you drop when there is a gap, fucko.
Gizmo112345which do you prefer or hate more? (
Connor.nowakI have skied park for years and this year I decided to join my schools ski team because some of my friends are on it. They told me that all we do is dick around so I was hyped. I fucking hate ski racing. Shits so dumb. I wouldnt say im terrible at it but i wouldnt say im really good at it. I respect racers who arent stuck up. Just because im racing on atomic punx with a sweatshirt on and not a tight suit doesnt mean I should be every racers bitch. Im sticking to park
bike.life.beckBeen down this road in the opposite way haha. Raced my school’s ski team for 3 years and realized it’s a bunch of stuck up assholes in colorful leggings with skis that don’t reflect their ability level. I was out there in a sweatshirt too lol. Conditioning and training was fun as fuck though. Had to walk up the hill each run but that wasn’t too bad. Ran a ton of miles every day too. Switched to 90% park gradually since
JT9DRacer told me my revolts looked like rentals, as he's standing on a pair of Rossignol heros
bike.life.beckBeen down this road in the opposite way haha. Raced my school’s ski team for 3 years and realized it’s a bunch of stuck up assholes in colorful leggings with skis that don’t reflect their ability level. I was out there in a sweatshirt too lol. Conditioning and training was fun as fuck though. Had to walk up the hill each run but that wasn’t too bad. Ran a ton of miles every day too. Switched to 90% park gradually since
nmwninjartWierd question. I identify with both and dont hate any of them
GORILLAWALLACEwhat is a park rat?
I see more and more slopestyle kids/jump jocks in the park all the time. they wear form fitting gear like racers, they act like racers, and they ride the park all day.
nothing worse than rolling up to the jump drop in on a saturday arvo to see 30 12 year olds with poc helmets and volkl walls. you know that each kid is going to have to signal is coach 4 or 5 times so the coach will have time to get his phone out to film the kid so that they can work out the technical kinks in their cork 7 mute.
kid 1: dropping next!
kid 2: dropping next after him!
kid 3: dropping next after the second guy!
kid 4: dropping next after those three guys!
no, you drop when there is a gap, fucko.
GORILLAWALLACEwhat is a park rat?
I see more and more slopestyle kids/jump jocks in the park all the time. they wear form fitting gear like racers, they act like racers, and they ride the park all day.
nothing worse than rolling up to the jump drop in on a saturday arvo to see 30 12 year olds with poc helmets and volkl walls. you know that each kid is going to have to signal is coach 4 or 5 times so the coach will have time to get his phone out to film the kid so that they can work out the technical kinks in their cork 7 mute.
kid 1: dropping next!
kid 2: dropping next after him!
kid 3: dropping next after the second guy!
kid 4: dropping next after those three guys!
no, you drop when there is a gap, fucko.
nmwninjartWierd question. I identify with both and dont hate any of them
satanworshipperIt's weird cause everybody on newschoolers are basically park rats
.MASSHOLE.As a former racer I must say ski racing, when examined from a neutral standpoint, is a stupid sport. Who in their right mind would want to wear spandex, go 50+ mph down a hill, spend countless hours in the freezing cold on the hill, and spend thousands upon thousands on new gear almost every few years?
That being said, it was fun.
TOAST.We have a race beer league at my mountain, which is free (just need a brewery to sponsor your team)and its fun as hell. I don't want to do it all the time but once a week is fun even though the team of ex racers/race coaches will always win.