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eheeth
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no further context needed

source: lame facebook meme

**This thread was edited on Jan 22nd 2019 at 9:53:14pm
Jan 22 2019 9:52PM
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sambuswell
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Liz Swaney...
It all makes sense now
Jan 22 2019 10:57PM
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sunsetconoisseur
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Here comes joe, approaching a 100 ft kicker, And his inevitable death. This 43 year old dude says he is a type three skier, who can hit all the blues, and "likes to ski bumps".
Jan 23 2019 12:11AM
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razors-chaz
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Here we have Sarah from the USA, mom of three who always thought the skeleton looked like "zany fun", who has once sat in a stationary bobsled and is now about to start on her likely fatal skeleton descent down Whistler's 4800ft long, 500ft vertical bobsleigh track. She can expect speeds of up to 70mph. She had better watch out for that turn 16 though, it killed a seasoned Georgian luger when they wiped out at 90mph in 2010.

tldr: no
Jan 23 2019 4:22AM
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theabortionator
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lord.steezusHere comes joe, approaching a 100 ft kicker, And his inevitable death. This 43 year old dude says he is a type three skier, who can hit all the blues, and "likes to ski bumps".


I'd be down if Swaney entered big air. I feel like that's the only ski contest she's allowed to enter. Also no knuckle tricks, must send the booter.
Jan 23 2019 4:24AM
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Julius_Steezer
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Watching some fat dude walk into the heavyweight boxing knowing he’s about to get sparked clean out would be brutal

also 10m diving would provide some memorable moments I’m sure
Jan 23 2019 11:26AM
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_IRRELEVANT_
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And now for swimming we have josh who has quote never swam without his pool noodle or in water above his knees
Jan 23 2019 7:14PM
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freestyler540
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It looked good on paper...until reality hits you like a ton of bricks
Jan 24 2019 1:39PM
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skiguy04
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I volunteer to join women’s volleyball team
Jan 24 2019 7:57PM
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