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Time To Be Stereotypical !!!

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deletedddd
Posts: 174 - Karma: 380
Ok So im gonna name four brands and i want YOU to describe the skier that you imagine rides that particular brand

THE COMNPANIES: LINE Armada Volkl ON3P J

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Jan 22 2019 10:48AM
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CalumSKI
Posts: 4149 - Karma: 23,429
LINE: either 2010 LTC clothes or tight max hill pants
Armada: ARR ARR ARR!
Volkl: Triple 18
ON3P: S W E R V E of crazy karl antics
Jan 22 2019 10:55AM
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deletedddd
Posts: 174 - Karma: 380
CalumSKILINE: either 2010 LTC clothes or tight max hill pants
Armada: ARR ARR ARR!
Volkl: Triple 18
ON3P: S W E R V E of crazy karl antics


Lol i just got done watching a LINE TC marathon to never relized how much of a beast Cole Drexxler and Ross were

**This post was edited on Jan 22nd 2019 at 10:58:46am
Jan 22 2019 10:58AM
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deletedddd
Posts: 174 - Karma: 380
LINE: The coolest of cool and the steeziest of steeze (Not Biased lol) Armada: Baggy Sweatshirt Cant see legs due to snowpants and Arr Arr Arr
Volkl Quad 18 ON3P One swervy BoIiiIIi J Steezy
Jan 22 2019 11:07AM
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TRVP_ANGEL
Posts: 12506 - Karma: 116,130
It's unfortunate that Magnum Condoms has dropped my sponsorship but I for sure wasn't the best representation of the brand (It's a size too large). But not all is lost with Magnum condoms and the ski world, they've picked up a skier who they think better represents the brand. I'd like to give a very special shout out to Magnum condoms newest sponsored athlete, Tim Durtschi.
Jan 22 2019 11:14AM
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tsingtaofanatic
Posts: 3344 - Karma: 4,585
Line: Eats lots of pizza
Armada: ARR AR AR AR AR ARR ARR and YEWWWWWWW
Volkl: time to kill self on biggest jump in the whilst wearing highlighters
ON3P: Ka kawwwww ka kawwww swerve
J: ?????
Jan 22 2019 11:22AM
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Johngreenacre
Posts: 626 - Karma: 4,555
volkls can do dubs probably can't ollie
armada can on do a hand drag slide and a cork 3 but probably not much else
on3p can do an under bonk on a rail but never has hit a jump before
line is a little kid
j is someone who lives in Vermont and wants to support a local brand
Jan 22 2019 11:26AM
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bluntsblunts...
Posts: 21 - Karma: 58
Voekl - can do a dub but doesn’t know what a grab is
On3p - always sitting at the park hut smoking up, getting those solid two laps a day
Line - nice overall park skier
Armada - sends it on the whole mountain
J - the guy that’s already on his 8th season, but fed up with park cause he broke a rib once, now just buttering over the entire resort
Jan 22 2019 5:32PM
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deletedddd
Posts: 174 - Karma: 380
bluntsblunts...Voekl - can do a dub but doesn’t know what a grab is
On3p - always sitting at the park hut smoking up, getting those solid two laps a day
Line - nice overall park skier
Armada - sends it on the whole mountain
J - the guy that’s already on his 8th season, but fed up with park cause he broke a rib once, now just buttering over the entire resort


Lol the J one XD
Jan 22 2019 5:33PM
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beckums
Posts: 342 - Karma: 631
Line: Can probably spin at a higher RPM than a jet engine
Armada: Tryhard
Volkl: Either park noob or ski vet
ON3P: Bought it for the cool name, prolly likes VISHNU's
J: Knowledgeable skier who knows his shit and who started this game
Jan 22 2019 8:32PM
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VragBikernes
Posts: 169 - Karma: 381
bike.life.beckLine: Can probably spin at a higher RPM than a jet engine
Armada: Tryhard
Volkl: Either park noob or ski vet
ON3P: Bought it for the cool name, prolly likes VISHNU's
J: Knowledgeable skier who knows his shit and who started this game


sounds like someone owns a pair of j skis
Jan 22 2019 8:38PM
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beckums
Posts: 342 - Karma: 631
JT9Dsounds like someone owns a pair of j skis


I can neither confirm nor deny this statement.

**This post was edited on Jan 22nd 2019 at 8:49:08pm
Jan 22 2019 8:48PM
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Sharko
Posts: 2274 - Karma: 4,101
So, remember that other thread you made where you said you were getting D's in your classes? Maybe it's because you can't count to 4 correctly.
Jan 22 2019 9:44PM
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-eREKTion-
Posts: 1626 - Karma: 10,930
Line: Pizza
Armada: Bananas
J: Virgin
ON3P: Peanut Butter
Volkl: Spaghetti
Jan 22 2019 11:17PM
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sunsetconoisseur
Posts: 251 - Karma: 2,031
Line- does weird tricks, older, likeable. Ski slides. Can do any rail trick but doesn't really hit jumps. Has never, will never enter a comp
J- total douchebag who got in a fight with joss. Always vaping. Named zack tushfan or something like that
Armada- mad steeze. Calls cool tricks "gangsta". loves 90s hip hop. Sagged
On3p- rave music. Ollies over a piece of ice and kids go crazy
Voekl- has highlighters on his feet. Can triple, but can't tailpress or nollie. Starts vlogs by saying "what's up guys"

**This post was edited on Jan 23rd 2019 at 12:08:03am
Jan 23 2019 12:06AM
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tsingtaofanatic
Posts: 3344 - Karma: 4,585
-eREKTion-Line: Pizza
Armada: Bananas
J: Virgin
ON3P: Peanut Butter
Volkl: HIGHLIGHTER/QUOTE]

Correction ^^^
Jan 23 2019 12:12AM
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DirtYStylE
Posts: 3652 - Karma: 8,888
K2: I can do most blues and ski the bumps
Jan 23 2019 12:54PM
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ASSholebomber22
Posts: 6598 - Karma: 69,844
Rossi - shreds 10x harder than you and doesn't gaf what the internet thinks about his skis
Jan 23 2019 12:58PM
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GrandThings
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Vishnu - Shreds 3x harder than you and DEFINITELY cares what the internet thinks about his skis
Jan 23 2019 1:08PM
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