Member of the Month

KilaTsunami
October, 2024

Online

Welcome to the Newschoolers forums! You may read the forums as a guest, however you must be a registered member to post. Register to become a member today!

I'm an orange name AMA

profile picture
CLQ
Posts: 2709 - Karma: 11,260
Bow to me blue and pink name peasants
Jan 16 2019 1:49AM
10 1
profile picture
xxACIDTRIPxx
Posts: 5980 - Karma: 8,175
Yeah but ill still beat you in dota 2



as lich
Jan 16 2019 1:54AM
5 0
profile picture
TRVP_ANGEL
Posts: 12506 - Karma: 116,127
all hail the mini golf god
Jan 16 2019 2:10AM
14 1
profile picture
sNaubi
Posts: 1633 - Karma: 2,357
K, cool story not-bro, cya.
Jan 16 2019 7:50AM
0 1
profile picture
Evantheshredster
Posts: 429 - Karma: 935
TRVP_ANGELall hail the mini golf god


dogfart
Jan 16 2019 8:15AM
2 9
profile picture
McMafia
Posts: 72 - Karma: 154
CLQBow to me blue and pink name peasants


It truly is a honour to be in the same thread with an orange name
Jan 16 2019 8:21AM
2 0
profile picture
Youngm_IPCME
Posts: 1082 - Karma: 2,851
Who are you?
Jan 16 2019 10:15AM
1 0
profile picture
TRVP_ANGEL
Posts: 12506 - Karma: 116,127
Sad_BoiWho are you?


the greatest fucking skier the worlds ever fucking seen
Jan 16 2019 11:26AM
7 1
profile picture
Kretzschmar
Posts: 6707 - Karma: 98,279
TRVP_ANGELthe greatest fucking skier the worlds ever fucking seen


*the greatest fucking mini golfer the world's ever fucking seen
Jan 16 2019 12:11PM
5 0
profile picture
DirtYStylE
Posts: 3652 - Karma: 8,888
How did you pull this off?

pics or gtfo
Jan 16 2019 12:34PM
0 0
profile picture
tsingtaofanatic
Posts: 3344 - Karma: 4,585
How did you even get an orange name
I'm confused
Is there something I missed?
Jan 16 2019 1:41PM
0 0
profile picture
CLQ
Posts: 2709 - Karma: 11,260
satanworshipperHow did you even get an orange name
I'm confused
Is there something I missed?


I'm a pro GWF player
Jan 16 2019 1:43PM
3 0
profile picture
tsingtaofanatic
Posts: 3344 - Karma: 4,585
CLQI'm a pro GWF player


Oh shit sorry my lord
I bow down to you
Jan 16 2019 1:44PM
1 0
profile picture
eheath
Posts: 61603 - Karma: 123,082
when are we playing golfing with friends?
Jan 16 2019 1:47PM
5 0
profile picture
DirtYStylE
Posts: 3652 - Karma: 8,888
CLQI'm a pro GWF player






TOP DEFINITION



GWF
Abbreviation for Gay White Female. Used in personal ads to describe a lesbian.

Similar to GBF (black), GLF (latina), GAF (asian) etc..

As opposed to SWF single white female (SBF, SLF, SAF etc) which assumes heteronormativity
GWF seeks soulmate
Loves folk music and long walks...








pics plz
Jan 16 2019 1:54PM
4 0
profile picture
thisandthatfilms
Posts: 7714 - Karma: 526
lets see ya newest edit
Jan 16 2019 2:44PM
1 0
profile picture
vibecheck
Posts: 3112 - Karma: 15,185
I'm color blind
Jan 16 2019 2:57PM
6 0
profile picture
Lonely
Posts: 6741 - Karma: 61,665
satanworshipperHow did you even get an orange name
I'm confused
Is there something I missed?


You missed GWF. Check out CLQ on the Golf With Friends Pro Tour
Jan 17 2019 12:10PM
5 0
profile picture
tsingtaofanatic
Posts: 3344 - Karma: 4,585
LonelyYou missed GWF. Check out CLQ on the Golf With Friends Pro Tour


OOOOOOh i see
Jan 17 2019 1:57PM
0 0
profile picture
Kretzschmar
Posts: 6707 - Karma: 98,279
And back to blue since I'm the greatest Golf With Friends player on this site.
Jan 18 2019 1:49AM
3 1
profile picture
MFZOREN
Posts: 312 - Karma: 502
RIP orange name
Jan 18 2019 10:09AM
3 0
profile picture
TRVP_ANGEL
Posts: 12506 - Karma: 116,127
The frogs make the water gay
Jan 20 2019 1:00AM
1 0
profile picture
CLQ
Posts: 2709 - Karma: 11,260
It's unfortunate that Magnum Condoms has dropped my sponsorship but I for sure wasn't the best representation of the brand (I only go in raw). But not all is lost with Magnum condoms and the ski world, they've picked up a skier who they think better represents the brand. I'd like to give a very special shout out to Magnum condoms newest sponsored athlete, Tim Durtschi.
Jan 20 2019 11:36AM
8 0
profile picture
CalumSKI
Posts: 4149 - Karma: 23,429
Evantheshredsterdogfart


Dogfart jokes has officially become unfunny
Jan 20 2019 11:38AM
2 0
profile picture
Evantheshredster
Posts: 429 - Karma: 935
CalumSKIDogfart jokes has officially become unfunny


The thing is, it’s not even a joke.
Jan 21 2019 4:16PM
1 1
profile picture
CalumSKI
Posts: 4149 - Karma: 23,429
EvantheshredsterThe thing is, it’s not even a joke.


Then what is it
Jan 21 2019 4:24PM
0 0
profile picture
TRVP_ANGEL
Posts: 12506 - Karma: 116,127
eheathwhen are we playing golfing with friends?


greatest troll of 2019 and its only january
Jan 22 2019 10:21AM
3 1
profile picture
Evantheshredster
Posts: 429 - Karma: 935
CalumSKIThen what is it


itsa dumbass lie he made up for attention.


P.S. im not rlly heated just low key pissed
Jan 23 2019 1:16PM
1 0
profile picture
CLQ
Posts: 2709 - Karma: 11,260
I'm honored to be Hentai Haven's newest sponsored athlete. Real girls just aren't worth it
Feb 11 2019 11:55PM
5 0
profile picture
eheath
Posts: 61603 - Karma: 123,082
CLQI'm honored to be Hentai Haven's newest sponsored athlete. Real girls just aren't worth it


yikes
Feb 12 2019 12:05AM
8 0
profile picture
CLQ
Posts: 2709 - Karma: 11,260
I'm liking the purp ngl
Aug 25 2019 8:55PM
1 0
profile picture
Lonely
Posts: 6741 - Karma: 61,665
CLQI'm liking the purp ngl


The NS man giveth and he taketh away. Thanks @TRVP_ANGEL You deserve it CLQ-congratulations. Be a better purple name than me

**This post was edited on Aug 25th 2019 at 9:04:45pm

**This post was edited on Aug 25th 2019 at 9:05:13pm

**This post was edited on Aug 25th 2019 at 9:05:41pm
Aug 25 2019 9:02PM
2 0
profile picture
JAHpow
Posts: 7282 - Karma: 17,176
Are they just kinda giving out name colors to anyone now?

I want to be a black name.
Aug 25 2019 9:46PM
0 0
profile picture
CLQ
Posts: 2709 - Karma: 11,260
JAHpowAre they just kinda giving out name colors to anyone now?

I want to be a black name.


No, only for people of high importance
Aug 25 2019 9:48PM
0 0
profile picture
vibecheck
Posts: 3112 - Karma: 15,185
CLQNo, only for people of high importance


What about me & how do you determine someone is of high importance
Aug 25 2019 9:50PM
0 0
profile picture
CLQ
Posts: 2709 - Karma: 11,260
friendlyfacistWhat about me & how do you determine someone is of high importance


dm me, maybe we can work out some sort of arrangement
Aug 25 2019 10:57PM
0 0
profile picture
JAHpow
Posts: 7282 - Karma: 17,176
CLQNo, only for people of high importance

That's not fair. I would like them to equally distribute colors to all members whether they contribute or not.
Aug 25 2019 11:51PM
0 0
profile picture
CalumSKI
Posts: 4149 - Karma: 23,429
I reanamed a ski for like 3 days to thanos dog so I think I deserve a special name
Aug 26 2019 4:50PM
0 0
profile picture
CalumSKI
Posts: 4149 - Karma: 23,429
The referenced post has been removed.

Sick
Aug 26 2019 6:14PM
1 0
All times are Eastern (-5)