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icedI want you to go dowstairs to your unfinished basement and turn your treadmill to its max speed. Then, i need you to collect the following items:
-scotch tape
-2 goldfish
-giftwrap
-20 popscicle sticks
Next, run upstairs and jump out a window to your death because your youtube chanel is gonna pop up for any job search on you (wendys doesnt fuck with gradeschooler's 2018 year rewinds)
bike.life.beckJoke's on you, I don't have a treadmill
SharkoI looked at your YouTube channel, why are your wrists so skinny?
bike.life.beckMakes it easier to fist skinny coke addicts
SharkoWow, you have really specific interests when it comes to who you fist.
everlastHe is a fruit
satanworshipperWe all love everlast but he definitely is one cheap bastard. For example, he loves watching porno in reverse. I asked him why he did that, and he said, “I like the part where the hooker gives the money back.”