vibecheckSure
Im not kidding but believe what you want. I was a wild dude in my earlier years. I hated cops then even more than i hate them now. I already got busted on the beach for drinking earlier that night and i went back to get the booze i buried in the sand. 2 hs girls i knew thru my younger brother came out while i was fetching it tho so i stayed there and hooked up with them. I told them if cops came back they didnt know me and the cops did come with their flashlights over the dune so i ran straight into the ocean and swam a couple football fields out so they couldnt see me. Then i swam parallel to shore for a while and then came ashore and tried to make way back to our beach house but i got chased back into the water 2 more times. I was drunk as fuck so i had tons of energy but after swimming for about 2 hours i started getting exhausted and i finally said fuck it im coming ashore. I found a dark spot on the beach and snuck over the dune into the sea colony parking lot and made it home to our house in bethany. I wonder if my dad saw the commotion of cops on the beach and begged them to let me come ashore but ill never know. My dad hugged me when i got back to the house shirtless and soaking wet at 4 am and i told him i went for a midnight swim and then went to bed. I went to an all boys private high school where everybodies M.O. was trying to do the craziest shit possible to prove their worth and manhood. But in retrospect it was stupid. I couldve been attacked by a fucking shark swimming way out in the atlantic from 2 to 4 am.
Anyways, in the end nobody cares how much crazy shit you did in your youth. We are all going to the same place in the end and over time everybody will be forgotten. So just hug your parents and make them happy. The greatest joy in life is bringing happyness to those you care about most.
**This post was edited on Oct 29th 2019 at 12:51:33am
