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My dogs ate beans

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DirtYStylE
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So there I was about to dig into a fresh can of beans. I had the lid off and a spoon in my hand. Before I could dig in, I realized that I didn't have a movie to watch while I ate. So I had to run down to the corner store where the is a redbox conviently located. I was not gone for even five minutes. When I got back I found the can empty. There is no doubt that my dogs everlast and McNoche ate them while I was gone. We all know beans cause massive gas. So if you see these two dogs passing wind in a thread. This might be why
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Iamtrapangelsalt
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My dog ate my beans too, but instead of beans it was my ass
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Titus69
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I'd honestly be happy, let him shit his ass outside while you chill, unless you made another can you shouldve realized that his gas could be yours
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Sharko
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DogfartMy dog ate my beans too, but instead of beans it was my ass


You are sponsored by "Toco Bell"?
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Iamtrapangelsalt
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SharkoYou are sponsored by "Toco Bell"?


Yeah, not for skiing though
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iced
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you could probably siphon the beans out of their assholes
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tsingtaofanatic
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Beans beans the magical fruit
the more you eat
the more you toot
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GayWolf420
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think;gen about those beans
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Evantheshredster
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satanworshipperBeans beans the magical fruit
the more you eat
the more you toot

the more you toot the better you feel

so eat your beans at every meal.
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DirtYStylE
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I left out another can of beans on Saturday... Looks like we are going to have another 6 weeks of dogfarts
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xxACIDTRIPxx
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You're dog really has bean there and done that!!
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tsingtaofanatic
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DirtYStylEI left out another can of beans on Saturday... Looks like we are going to have another 6 weeks of dogfarts


Oh no
TRVP is most likely secretly your dog
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Sharko
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satanworshipperBeans beans the magical fruit
the more you eat
the more you toot


Pretty sure they’re the musical fruit
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tsingtaofanatic
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SharkoPretty sure they’re the musical fruit


Perhaps
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