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My dogs ate beans

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DirtYStylE
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So there I was about to dig into a fresh can of beans. I had the lid off and a spoon in my hand. Before I could dig in, I realized that I didn't have a movie to watch while I ate. So I had to run down to the corner store where the is a redbox conviently located. I was not gone for even five minutes. When I got back I found the can empty. There is no doubt that my dogs everlast and McNoche ate them while I was gone. We all know beans cause massive gas. So if you see these two dogs passing wind in a thread. This might be why
Jan 14 2019 5:47PM
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Iamtrapangelsalt
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My dog ate my beans too, but instead of beans it was my ass
Jan 14 2019 6:28PM
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Titus69
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I'd honestly be happy, let him shit his ass outside while you chill, unless you made another can you shouldve realized that his gas could be yours
Jan 14 2019 6:32PM
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Sharko
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DogfartMy dog ate my beans too, but instead of beans it was my ass


You are sponsored by "Toco Bell"?
Jan 14 2019 7:45PM
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Iamtrapangelsalt
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SharkoYou are sponsored by "Toco Bell"?


Yeah, not for skiing though
Jan 14 2019 9:37PM
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iced
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you could probably siphon the beans out of their assholes
Jan 14 2019 10:27PM
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tsingtaofanatic
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Beans beans the magical fruit
the more you eat
the more you toot
Jan 15 2019 2:12AM
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GayWolf420
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think;gen about those beans
Jan 15 2019 2:41AM
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Evantheshredster
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satanworshipperBeans beans the magical fruit
the more you eat
the more you toot

the more you toot the better you feel

so eat your beans at every meal.
Jan 15 2019 8:13AM
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DirtYStylE
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I left out another can of beans on Saturday... Looks like we are going to have another 6 weeks of dogfarts
Feb 4 2019 5:18PM
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xxACIDTRIPxx
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You're dog really has bean there and done that!!
Feb 4 2019 6:07PM
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tsingtaofanatic
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DirtYStylEI left out another can of beans on Saturday... Looks like we are going to have another 6 weeks of dogfarts


Oh no
TRVP is most likely secretly your dog
Feb 4 2019 6:18PM
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Sharko
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satanworshipperBeans beans the magical fruit
the more you eat
the more you toot


Pretty sure they’re the musical fruit
Feb 5 2019 12:29AM
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tsingtaofanatic
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SharkoPretty sure they’re the musical fruit


Perhaps
Feb 5 2019 12:40AM
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