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Americans made my phone book...

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SteveXs2
Posts: 7922 - Karma: 40
... and made a misprint on the 'BC Road Report' number. Rather than have the number direct your call to the British Columbia road report, we get a sex line:

'Mmmm... baby, you've dialed the RIGHT number. I'm so hot and wet, mmmmm....'

God bless Proofreading.
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Get Hyped



CANADIAN!
Feb 17 2005 12:58AM
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amlowenstein
Posts: 1351 - Karma: 10
haha i hope that happens to me someday
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R.I.P. FREEZE MAGAZINE 1996-2005

'i wanted to get a candleholder but the store did not have one. so I got a cake.' - mitch hedberg

THA ILLA 603

603 STREETWEAR: february 2005
Feb 17 2005 1:03AM
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trevorwoulddoit
Posts: 6153 - Karma: 201
That's so awesome.


My heroes don't appear on no stamps.

Don't be such a swineherd. -Anewmorning

Our greatest glory consists not in never falling. But in rising every time we fall.

Feb 17 2005 1:07AM
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davidh
Posts: 4219 - Karma: 8
god bless america (and nowhere else)
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'I've been so unlucky today. Honestly, if it was raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a 12 inch dick. God is angry with me.'
-Anathema

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'girls are cruel and unusual, like pouring acid into a cat's ear'
-NoTeefa
Feb 17 2005 11:29AM
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Melvs
Posts: 15174 - Karma: 480
there was an ad in YM not long ago that directed girls looking for prom dresses to a hardcore porn site.


-Pat
Feb 17 2005 11:52AM
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Lé.Skiing
Posts: 10035 - Karma: 8,128
my dad heard about that ands was like lets just see picked up the phone it was a quiet for like 2 mins then he was like ' 75 cents a minute, eff that'
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-Last Element Freeskiing

-Live Fast And Ski Hard

-'Belong, Thats a Very Sexist Way To Talk About these Bitches'- Ali G

-Get On Your Knees And Smile Like A Doughnut

- the saying around here is: Go Big Or Go Home
Feb 17 2005 7:21PM
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holyDINOSAURS
Posts: 7038 - Karma: 639
hhahahahahahahhahahahha ^
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i nailed a chick on saterday night, well sunday morning. then at 815 her friend ran into the room say we are late for church. we need to go. haha i love catholic high school girls

-skiingpimp



im native *beats a drum*

-ontarioskiingsucks

and i'm the government. *beats native over the head with drum and kicks him off his land. serves you right motherfucking shitty drummer

-EastCoastPride







TMC, JC, S3p
Feb 17 2005 7:57PM
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