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What do you think pro skiers will do once they retire from skiing

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corona
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Wallisch will be a sports announcer. Henrik will be a motivational speaker. Durtschi will be a porn start. What else?
6 years ago
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nmwninjart
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Announce at the Olympics like Bode Miller did for the ski racing
6 years ago
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DirtYStylE
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THall will be in the park crew hut yelling at kids to get off the knuckle
6 years ago
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Cole9
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DirtYStylETHall will be in the park crew hut yelling at kids to get off the knuckle


I believe Tanner has higher ambitions so I bet he starts a weed farm. His strain will be called BANANAS.
6 years ago
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vibecheck
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Joint replacement spokesperson
6 years ago
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Titus69
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Doesnt seem like that many retire and just drop off the face of the earth, so far Ive noticed only Dumont not be around skiing anymore, maybe theres more but it seems like most of the comp pros just start skiing pow or film little edits here and there. Im sure some will stay in the industry and become reps for their sponsors or coach or something skiing related.
6 years ago
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andrewsmart
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A lot of pro skiers are also in school right now. LJ posts about it on his instagram story every now and again, and Khai Krepela posted on instagram that he got his permaculture design certificate. Skiing isn't the long term plan for most athletes.
6 years ago
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SuspiciousFish
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Cole9I believe Tanner has higher ambitions so I bet he starts a weed farm. His strain will be called BANANAS.


As much as we joke, I actually see Tanner doing this for real in WA or CO.
6 years ago
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versacelettuce
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Usually become reps for their sponsors. Easy way into a company when they've supported you in the past.
6 years ago
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Dddsz
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VinnieFDurtschi will be a porn start.

Probably has to admit he is gay before they'll sign him.
6 years ago
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xxACIDTRIPxx
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Ski some more babyyy
6 years ago
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souljaboyfan2006
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Become strippers
6 years ago
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ReturnToMonkey
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Anyone know what happened to that whole Durtchi shit show
6 years ago
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xxACIDTRIPxx
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ZiggyZagSkzzAnyone know what happened to that whole Durtchi shit show


Ban!
6 years ago
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Jems
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QuaffProbably has to admit he is gay before they'll sign him.


Woah there be careful eheath could see this
6 years ago
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skiguy04
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Cole9I believe Tanner has higher ambitions so I bet he starts a weed farm. His strain will be called BANANAS.


Probably would have bananas cause they’d all be hermaphodites hahahaha I’d never support
6 years ago
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tsingtaofanatic
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Sammy C going to start working in a cafe in Revvie
6 years ago
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skiguy04
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They’ll be asking if I want fries with that
6 years ago
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Dddsz
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JemsWoah there be careful eheath could see this


Gay isn't a bad word. F** F***** Fruit**** and H*** are bad words.
6 years ago
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beckums
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VinnieFWallisch will be a sports announcer. Henrik will be a motivational speaker. Durtschi will be a porn start. What else?


Tanner’s bound to start a weed dispensary and create an industry changing strain called Bananas

**This post was edited on Jan 10th 2019 at 7:19:17pm

**This post was edited on Jan 10th 2019 at 7:19:32pm
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Hansel9001
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Start over on second prestige like in call of duty
6 years ago
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HypeBeast
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VinnieFWallisch will be a sports announcer. Henrik will be a motivational speaker. Durtschi will be a porn start. What else?


False! Henrik will be joining Baha Men
6 years ago
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skiguy04
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runforlove2018False! Henrik will be joining Baha Men


Yea when they sing who let the dogs out Henrik wil jump to the middle of the stage and be like “AR AR ARRR ARRRRR ARRRRRRRR”
6 years ago
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Idahoe
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I want the faction crew to stop skiing and make a band.
6 years ago
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GrandThings
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Henrik will never stop skiing.
6 years ago
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skiguy04
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GrandThingsHenrik will never stop skiing.


Maybe if he’s getting dat AR ARRR ARRRR ARRRRR MONEY
6 years ago
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Session
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Serve me Chili in the Rams Head or scan my pass.
6 years ago
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