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What do you think pro skiers will do once they retire from skiing

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corona
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Wallisch will be a sports announcer. Henrik will be a motivational speaker. Durtschi will be a porn start. What else?
Jan 9 2019 5:33PM
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nmwninjart
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Announce at the Olympics like Bode Miller did for the ski racing
Jan 9 2019 6:06PM
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DirtYStylE
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THall will be in the park crew hut yelling at kids to get off the knuckle
Jan 9 2019 6:14PM
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Cole9
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DirtYStylETHall will be in the park crew hut yelling at kids to get off the knuckle


I believe Tanner has higher ambitions so I bet he starts a weed farm. His strain will be called BANANAS.
Jan 9 2019 6:34PM
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vibecheck
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Joint replacement spokesperson
Jan 9 2019 6:36PM
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Titus69
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Doesnt seem like that many retire and just drop off the face of the earth, so far Ive noticed only Dumont not be around skiing anymore, maybe theres more but it seems like most of the comp pros just start skiing pow or film little edits here and there. Im sure some will stay in the industry and become reps for their sponsors or coach or something skiing related.
Jan 9 2019 6:46PM
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andrewsmart
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A lot of pro skiers are also in school right now. LJ posts about it on his instagram story every now and again, and Khai Krepela posted on instagram that he got his permaculture design certificate. Skiing isn't the long term plan for most athletes.
Jan 9 2019 6:59PM
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SuspiciousFish
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Cole9I believe Tanner has higher ambitions so I bet he starts a weed farm. His strain will be called BANANAS.


As much as we joke, I actually see Tanner doing this for real in WA or CO.
Jan 9 2019 7:07PM
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versacelettuce
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Usually become reps for their sponsors. Easy way into a company when they've supported you in the past.
Jan 9 2019 7:17PM
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Dddsz
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VinnieFDurtschi will be a porn start.

Probably has to admit he is gay before they'll sign him.
Jan 9 2019 7:24PM
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xxACIDTRIPxx
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Ski some more babyyy
Jan 9 2019 8:48PM
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souljaboyfan2006
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Become strippers
Jan 9 2019 9:02PM
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ReturnToMonkey
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Anyone know what happened to that whole Durtchi shit show
Jan 9 2019 10:06PM
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xxACIDTRIPxx
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ZiggyZagSkzzAnyone know what happened to that whole Durtchi shit show


Ban!
Jan 9 2019 10:07PM
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Jems
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QuaffProbably has to admit he is gay before they'll sign him.


Woah there be careful eheath could see this
Jan 10 2019 10:27AM
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skiguy04
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Cole9I believe Tanner has higher ambitions so I bet he starts a weed farm. His strain will be called BANANAS.


Probably would have bananas cause they’d all be hermaphodites hahahaha I’d never support
Jan 10 2019 10:33AM
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tsingtaofanatic
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Sammy C going to start working in a cafe in Revvie
Jan 10 2019 10:36AM
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skiguy04
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They’ll be asking if I want fries with that
Jan 10 2019 1:33PM
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Dddsz
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JemsWoah there be careful eheath could see this


Gay isn't a bad word. F** F***** Fruit**** and H*** are bad words.
Jan 10 2019 3:14PM
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beckums
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VinnieFWallisch will be a sports announcer. Henrik will be a motivational speaker. Durtschi will be a porn start. What else?


Tanner’s bound to start a weed dispensary and create an industry changing strain called Bananas

**This post was edited on Jan 10th 2019 at 7:19:17pm

**This post was edited on Jan 10th 2019 at 7:19:32pm
Jan 10 2019 7:18PM
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Hansel9001
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Start over on second prestige like in call of duty
Jan 10 2019 7:43PM
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WoFIowz
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VinnieFWallisch will be a sports announcer. Henrik will be a motivational speaker. Durtschi will be a porn start. What else?


False! Henrik will be joining Baha Men
Jan 11 2019 1:56AM
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skiguy04
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runforlove2018False! Henrik will be joining Baha Men


Yea when they sing who let the dogs out Henrik wil jump to the middle of the stage and be like “AR AR ARRR ARRRRR ARRRRRRRR”
Jan 11 2019 12:45PM
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Idahoe
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I want the faction crew to stop skiing and make a band.
Jan 11 2019 1:18PM
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GrandThings
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Henrik will never stop skiing.
Jan 11 2019 1:29PM
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skiguy04
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GrandThingsHenrik will never stop skiing.


Maybe if he’s getting dat AR ARRR ARRRR ARRRRR MONEY
Jan 11 2019 2:22PM
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Session
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Serve me Chili in the Rams Head or scan my pass.
Jan 11 2019 4:59PM
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