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brian0
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I ride solo plenty of the time, when I stare down from the chairlift my mind just making some weird thoughts, I keep imagining myself landing and having my knees straights, then my knees would shatter into pieces. Last year was catching an edge and twisting my legs into ground meat.

**This thread was edited on Jan 8th 2019 at 7:54:35pm
Jan 8 2019 7:54PM
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xxACIDTRIPxx
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Speaking of straight legs I saw the most horrible accident on the fwt qualifier today.
Jan 8 2019 7:58PM
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profa_212
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XxAc1DtR1PxXSpeaking of straight legs I saw the most horrible accident on the fwt qualifier today.


What happen
Jan 8 2019 8:48PM
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xxACIDTRIPxx
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Profahoben_212What happen

> girl sends a side hit/cliff to choppy snow
> straight leg over the handlebars landing
> ski doesn't eject (binding problems)
> lies down, not moving on flat section
> she screams and starts moving
> leg with ski on is flailing at the knee like spaghetti, rolls about 200m then stops
> probably clean snap tibia fibula
......
Jan 8 2019 10:36PM
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weastcoat
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I always wonder which chair number I am statistically most inclined to ride
Jan 8 2019 11:37PM
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Rum_Ham
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I mostly just look at natural features and come up with new fun lines to take.
Jan 8 2019 11:44PM
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profa_212
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XxAc1DtR1PxX> girl sends a side hit/cliff to choppy snow
> straight leg over the handlebars landing
> ski doesn't eject (binding problems)
> lies down, not moving on flat section
> she screams and starts moving
> leg with ski on is flailing at the knee like spaghetti, rolls about 200m then stops
> probably clean snap tibia fibula
......


That sucks hard. Sounds brutal
Jan 8 2019 11:47PM
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tsingtaofanatic
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Whenever I'm on a chairlift with no one else, I completely space out. I space out a lot in general (people always call me space cadet rip) and i have the weirdest thoughts and i wish i could write them down. Like, imagine if you had the power either to automatically respawn or not get hurt at all in any situation? I'd love that for the comedic sense because then if a friend tells a fucking horrible joke I would jump off the chairlift and pretend to kill myself as a joke but i wouldn't actually kill myself because i cant die. The only problem is to that is that at what point would you die? You'd have to live forever and that shits scary man i mean you would see the world burn out. And would you still be able to age up? Like, get older in appearance or only in number?
Jan 9 2019 12:44AM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
Posts: 9396 - Karma: 68,840
Ouch
XxAc1DtR1PxX> girl sends a side hit/cliff to choppy snow
> straight leg over the handlebars landing
> ski doesn't eject (binding problems)
> lies down, not moving on flat section
> she screams and starts moving
> leg with ski on is flailing at the knee like spaghetti, rolls about 200m then stops
> probably clean snap tibia fibula
......
Jan 9 2019 12:51AM
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NewWave
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satanworshipperWhenever I'm on a chairlift with no one else, I completely space out. I space out a lot in general (people always call me space cadet rip) and i have the weirdest thoughts and i wish i could write them down. Like, imagine if you had the power either to automatically respawn or not get hurt at all in any situation? I'd love that for the comedic sense because then if a friend tells a fucking horrible joke I would jump off the chairlift and pretend to kill myself as a joke but i wouldn't actually kill myself because i cant die. The only problem is to that is that at what point would you die? You'd have to live forever and that shits scary man i mean you would see the world burn out. And would you still be able to age up? Like, get older in appearance or only in number?


But if you could respawn then killing yourself wouldn’t be a thing.
Jan 9 2019 1:01AM
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tsingtaofanatic
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NewWaveBut if you could respawn then killing yourself wouldn’t be a thing.


Oh yeah that’s true. But what if you were the only one to have that power?
Jan 9 2019 1:15AM
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GayWolf420
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I like to be very stoned on the chair usually listening to tunes and looking at landscapes to different songs, snow blowing off the ridges, clouds, other weather stuff. Its nie.
Jan 9 2019 2:55AM
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razors-chaz
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weastcoastI always wonder which chair number I am statistically most inclined to ride


chair 23
Jan 9 2019 4:12AM
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KENDOZER
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this is scary https://unofficialnetworks.com/2019/01/08/chairlift-fire-europe/
Jan 9 2019 10:32AM
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Woos
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NewWaveBut if you could respawn then killing yourself wouldn’t be a thing.


You respawn after a "kill" in video games. So I'd say that yes, it is a thing actually. But that's like just my opinion mannnn.
Jan 9 2019 3:40PM
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losh
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satanworshipperWhenever I'm on a chairlift with no one else, I completely space out. I space out a lot in general (people always call me space cadet rip) and i have the weirdest thoughts and i wish i could write them down. Like, imagine if you had the power either to automatically respawn or not get hurt at all in any situation? I'd love that for the comedic sense because then if a friend tells a fucking horrible joke I would jump off the chairlift and pretend to kill myself as a joke but i wouldn't actually kill myself because i cant die. The only problem is to that is that at what point would you die? You'd have to live forever and that shits scary man i mean you would see the world burn out. And would you still be able to age up? Like, get older in appearance or only in number?


Bro, killing yourself = the ultimate party trick. Nothing would compare
Jan 9 2019 4:01PM
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SuspiciousFish
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Now seems like a good time to share this:

https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/920420/Wear-a-Condom-Story

**This post was edited on Jan 9th 2019 at 4:35:02pm
Jan 9 2019 4:33PM
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brian0
Posts: 59 - Karma: 133
KENDOZERthis is scary https://unofficialnetworks.com/2019/01/08/chairlift-fire-europe/


god damn snowboarders ruining everything
Jan 9 2019 4:53PM
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Dddsz
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razors-chazchair 23

33 is THE ONLY CHAIR THE WORLD
Jan 9 2019 7:28PM
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tea_bone
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satanworshipperLike, imagine if you had the power either to automatically respawn or not get hurt at all in any situation

I've actually thought about this a lot lol I would love to be able to do crazy shit that I would have no chance landing and be able to respawn if I ended up getting hurt.
Jan 10 2019 12:06AM
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tsingtaofanatic
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T.BoneI've actually thought about this a lot lol I would love to be able to do crazy shit that I would have no chance landing and be able to respawn if I ended up getting hurt.


Exactly! So many people think I need to go to a therapist when I tell them that. It’s fucken weird
Jan 10 2019 12:19AM
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GayWolf420
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We have the chairlift thread here in Ski Gabber I could post this in but the engineering aspect of chairlifts never ceases to blow my mind. Almost overwhelming.
Jan 10 2019 1:51AM
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