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cheeto_dustI’m hungry I’m a skier, what are some of the best snacks after a long day on the mountain?
satanworshipperSnow, cliff bars, or whatever you didn’t finish during lunch you can just stuff it in your pocket to eat on the chairlift
Sad_BoiStrongly against clif bars. After being in a pocket all day, they feel like they're going to wrench my teeth out.
SkibumsmithIt builds character. You sound soft.
Sad_Boi:(
cheeto_dustMan u are one sad boi
Sad_Boi:(
AbiHChocolate pudding pie
satanworshipperSnow, cliff bars, or whatever you didn’t finish during lunch you can just stuff it in your pocket to eat on the chairlift
Titus69So nice, not in a bag just in a pocket with a spoon
AbiHNah bud, I prefer a twisty silly straw a big wide one that also double as glasses
Titus69Hmmm that'd be like drinking a thick milkshake if you're on the lift, to each their own
AbiHYa bud go hard or go home
Not too mention it doesn’t even have to be a lift snack if there’s a straw it could be mid mogul run or something, so many options
Titus69could take a mid jump sip
AbiHExactly! Mid air snacky! New trick
ButteredToast.I used to eat snow in high school all the time at my hill. So refreshing. And then the ski wax that was in it would make me poop really weird and make my stomach hurt, but I'm a lazy idiot so I would keep doing it when I was parched and too lazy to go into the lodge and get some real drank.
Did this for a few seasons, until I put two and two together and realized my hill pumps water for snowmaking out of a shitty little pond/tiny lake at the bottom of the hill. I was literally eating frozen poopy mud-lake water. I've never been so disgusted at myself and it was gross to know I had been doing it for a few years.
I think the only reason I didn't get deathly ill is because the atomizing and subsequent freezing involved in snowmaking killed most of the bacteria, but I'm not sure if that's how bacteria works honestly...
I was not a smart high schooler.