Attn: Guys Who Pee in Stalls by Choice

runforlove2018-You as a non-handicapped male, sit while you pee..

Iraq_LobsterI read in Men's Health that it's better for circulation to sit and pee.

Facts, get wrecked

runforlove2018*urodynamic profile.... Not circulation

I suggest you read further into your sources before quoting them as facts. News outlets do a poor job of evaluating research articles before reporting on them. I didn't mention guys with prostate problems in my post because that's a legitimate issue and if they wanna sit rather than standing for 10min trying to piss and fully empty, then who cares. My post was directed to those healthy males who are a buncha pussies.

From the actual research paper referenced by men's health and a dozen other sites and news outlets:

"In patients with LUTS, an improved urodynamic profile approaching the effect of alpha-blockers is found in the sitting position. Incorporating the positive effect of this voiding position in the management of LUTS could have a synergistic effect on improvement of urodynamics in this group of patients. As no effect of changing voiding position in healthy males was found, our study does not translate into a medically preferable position for healthy males to urinate in."

https://journals.plos.org/plosone/article?id=10.1371/journal.pone.0101320

Also the only significant result was on decreased post-void residual volume so basically it helps you more fully empty your bladder which is a huge issue in dudes with an enlarged prostate and could probably help if you're prone to UTIs. This is all assuming the studies in their meta analysis were actually decent and assuming they did their meta analysis right. Curious why it was published in this journal versus a better one that actually focused on orology. I don't have the time, nor desire to evaluate this article for its accuracy and relevance.

Oh.... GET WRECKED!!

runforlove2018You're giant pussies.

Yeah I'm talking to you fucks who pass up an entire row empty urinals and go into the stalls to piss.....and most of you don't have the common decency to lift up the seat. You're also taking up stalls that people need to use for pooping or because they're disabled need to use. Even better most of these people don't even wash their hands, so enjoy the poop on your hands that was transferred when you grabbed the stall handle.

Maybe you have a reason for choosing to pee in the stalls. I've outlined them below:
-You have a small dick and are self conscious without the locked door of a stall providing you comfort.
-You as a non-handicapped male, sit while you pee. Also makes you a little bitch but at least there's no pee on the seat.
-You have shy bladder syndrome, or whatever excuse you coin up a term for being a giant pussy.

There is nothing anyone can say to change my mind on this topic. If you pee in a stall for any other reason than having a disability or all the urinals are occupied, you are a douche.

Before you shy guys respond. Don't. You're a buncha dicks.



Edit: if you have an enlarged prostate, you may sit and pee. I unintentionally didn't mention that is cool. You other people are still dicks.

**This thread was edited on Jan 6th 2019 at 5:31:37pm

Iraq_LobsterI read in Men's Health that it's better for circulation to sit and pee.

Facts, get wrecked

icedCool fact

So glad I have a vagina

sNaubino you dont, youre not a pinkname

MinggAt the training center at our resort there is a one person bathroom with one toilet and one urinal. I'll go in there and the toilet seat is up - ISN'T THIS WHAT THE URINAL IS FOR?? This happens ALL THE TIME and I just do not get it.

NineI takes shits in the urinal and piss on toilet seats. Match me.

sNaubifuck you

RparrFound the guy who pees in stalls

NineI takes shits in the urinal and piss on toilet seats. Match me.

DirtYStylEThe legend used his one post this year. I feel blessed to have witnessed this one

SuspiciousFishThe best thing to do is to poach the girls bathroom if its the kind that is one room and locks. Then take a nice piss and leave the seat up. Its like being a special ops blowing up a bridge behind enemy lines.