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Attn: Guys Who Pee in Stalls by Choice

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HypeBeast
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You're giant pussies.

Yeah I'm talking to you fucks who pass up an entire row empty urinals and go into the stalls to piss.....and most of you don't have the common decency to lift up the seat. You're also taking up stalls that people need to use for pooping or because they're disabled need to use. Even better most of these people don't even wash their hands, so enjoy the poop on your hands that was transferred when you grabbed the stall handle.

Maybe you have a reason for choosing to pee in the stalls. I've outlined them below:
-You have a small dick and are self conscious without the locked door of a stall providing you comfort.
-You as a non-handicapped male, sit while you pee. Also makes you a little bitch but at least there's no pee on the seat.
-You have shy bladder syndrome, or whatever excuse you coin up a term for being a giant pussy.

There is nothing anyone can say to change my mind on this topic. If you pee in a stall for any other reason than having a disability or all the urinals are occupied, you are a douche.

Before you shy guys respond. Don't. You're a buncha dicks.



Edit: if you have an enlarged prostate, you may sit and pee. I unintentionally didn't mention that is cool. You other people are still dicks.

**This thread was edited on Jan 6th 2019 at 5:31:37pm
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everlast
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I love gaping assholes
6 years ago
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Iraq_Lobster
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runforlove2018-You as a non-handicapped male, sit while you pee..


I read in Men's Health that it's better for circulation to sit and pee.

Facts, get wrecked
6 years ago
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Titus69
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You should be more concerned with how people choose to release bodily waste
6 years ago
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powpatrol
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I do neither,I pee in the sink
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theabortionator
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Stop looking at my dick OP
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HypeBeast
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Iraq_LobsterI read in Men's Health that it's better for circulation to sit and pee.

Facts, get wrecked

*urodynamic profile.... Not circulation

I suggest you read further into your sources before quoting them as facts. News outlets do a poor job of evaluating research articles before reporting on them. I didn't mention guys with prostate problems in my post because that's a legitimate issue and if they wanna sit rather than standing for 10min trying to piss and fully empty, then who cares. My post was directed to those healthy males who are a buncha pussies.

From the actual research paper referenced by men's health and a dozen other sites and news outlets:

"In patients with LUTS, an improved urodynamic profile approaching the effect of alpha-blockers is found in the sitting position. Incorporating the positive effect of this voiding position in the management of LUTS could have a synergistic effect on improvement of urodynamics in this group of patients. As no effect of changing voiding position in healthy males was found, our study does not translate into a medically preferable position for healthy males to urinate in."

https://journals.plos.org/plosone/article?id=10.1371/journal.pone.0101320

Also the only significant result was on decreased post-void residual volume so basically it helps you more fully empty your bladder which is a huge issue in dudes with an enlarged prostate and could probably help if you're prone to UTIs. This is all assuming the studies in their meta analysis were actually decent and assuming they did their meta analysis right. Curious why it was published in this journal versus a better one that actually focused on orology. I don't have the time, nor desire to evaluate this article for its accuracy and relevance.

Oh.... GET WRECKED!!
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Iraq_Lobster
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runforlove2018*urodynamic profile.... Not circulation

I suggest you read further into your sources before quoting them as facts. News outlets do a poor job of evaluating research articles before reporting on them. I didn't mention guys with prostate problems in my post because that's a legitimate issue and if they wanna sit rather than standing for 10min trying to piss and fully empty, then who cares. My post was directed to those healthy males who are a buncha pussies.

From the actual research paper referenced by men's health and a dozen other sites and news outlets:

"In patients with LUTS, an improved urodynamic profile approaching the effect of alpha-blockers is found in the sitting position. Incorporating the positive effect of this voiding position in the management of LUTS could have a synergistic effect on improvement of urodynamics in this group of patients. As no effect of changing voiding position in healthy males was found, our study does not translate into a medically preferable position for healthy males to urinate in."

https://journals.plos.org/plosone/article?id=10.1371/journal.pone.0101320

Also the only significant result was on decreased post-void residual volume so basically it helps you more fully empty your bladder which is a huge issue in dudes with an enlarged prostate and could probably help if you're prone to UTIs. This is all assuming the studies in their meta analysis were actually decent and assuming they did their meta analysis right. Curious why it was published in this journal versus a better one that actually focused on orology. I don't have the time, nor desire to evaluate this article for its accuracy and relevance.

Oh.... GET WRECKED!!


Aight I respect the research done. Touche. I stole that line fact from a psych episode. Gee Buttersnaps let me down
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everlast
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i shit urinals
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Mingg
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At the training center at our resort there is a one person bathroom with one toilet and one urinal. I'll go in there and the toilet seat is up - ISN'T THIS WHAT THE URINAL IS FOR?? This happens ALL THE TIME and I just do not get it.
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tsingtaofanatic
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runforlove2018You're giant pussies.

Yeah I'm talking to you fucks who pass up an entire row empty urinals and go into the stalls to piss.....and most of you don't have the common decency to lift up the seat. You're also taking up stalls that people need to use for pooping or because they're disabled need to use. Even better most of these people don't even wash their hands, so enjoy the poop on your hands that was transferred when you grabbed the stall handle.

Maybe you have a reason for choosing to pee in the stalls. I've outlined them below:
-You have a small dick and are self conscious without the locked door of a stall providing you comfort.
-You as a non-handicapped male, sit while you pee. Also makes you a little bitch but at least there's no pee on the seat.
-You have shy bladder syndrome, or whatever excuse you coin up a term for being a giant pussy.

There is nothing anyone can say to change my mind on this topic. If you pee in a stall for any other reason than having a disability or all the urinals are occupied, you are a douche.

Before you shy guys respond. Don't. You're a buncha dicks.



Edit: if you have an enlarged prostate, you may sit and pee. I unintentionally didn't mention that is cool. You other people are still dicks.

**This thread was edited on Jan 6th 2019 at 5:31:37pm


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sNaubi
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fuck you
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iced
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Iraq_LobsterI read in Men's Health that it's better for circulation to sit and pee.

Facts, get wrecked


Cool fact

So glad I have a vagina
6 years ago
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Andi_G
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Seriously though, why the fuck is there always piss on the seat. Even if you do that shit wipe it off after. Common decency man
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sNaubi
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icedCool fact

So glad I have a vagina


no you dont, youre not a pinkname
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iced
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sNaubino you dont, youre not a pinkname


I didn’t say I don’t have a penis too
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Idahoe
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some kids ripped the stall wall out of the floor at my school because there was a dude in there and thats g a i y
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SendyMcSendyface
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MinggAt the training center at our resort there is a one person bathroom with one toilet and one urinal. I'll go in there and the toilet seat is up - ISN'T THIS WHAT THE URINAL IS FOR?? This happens ALL THE TIME and I just do not get it.


Thats not bad at all. Try going to take a shit and find that the previous dude who pissed in the stall didn’t even have the courtesy to put the seat up in the first plac, and pissed all over the seat.
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Nine
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I takes shits in the urinal and piss on toilet seats. Match me.
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xxACIDTRIPxx
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NineI takes shits in the urinal and piss on toilet seats. Match me.


Who took a shit in the urinal mmmmkay?
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Schlottskis
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I prefer big cups or the trash can
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Rparr
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sNaubifuck you


Found the guy who pees in stalls
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sNaubi
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RparrFound the guy who pees in stalls


woosh
6 years ago
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Bodski
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I fucking hate this. If I gotta take a shit and you’re passing in a stall and the other ones are being used, fuck you.
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Dylan_
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I am going to start doing this just because of this thread. For the record, I shit in a urinal twice.
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DirtYStylE
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NineI takes shits in the urinal and piss on toilet seats. Match me.


The legend used his one post this year. I feel blessed to have witnessed this one
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HypeBeast
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DirtYStylEThe legend used his one post this year. I feel blessed to have witnessed this one

I feel honored it was in this thread
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PeppermillReno
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Cocaine
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SuspiciousFish
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The best thing to do is to poach the girls bathroom if its the kind that is one room and locks. Then take a nice piss and leave the seat up. Its like being a special ops blowing up a bridge behind enemy lines.
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Schlottskis
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SuspiciousFishThe best thing to do is to poach the girls bathroom if its the kind that is one room and locks. Then take a nice piss and leave the seat up. Its like being a special ops blowing up a bridge behind enemy lines.

Actually there’s a cheat code for this just run into a women’s bathroom naked and all of them will leave and bada bing bada boom full restroom to yourself on the flip side you might be going home with a felony
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