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New Olympic Events

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iced
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I was thinking something like ski cross but everyone gets a medieval weapon
1st to the bottom of the run with the most kills/limbs wins

maybe even a group mogul event but people attach spear to horses and send them up the run from the bottom
whoever doesnt get impaled or manages to land a boner 360 before their death wins

any other ideas?
Jan 5 2019 6:55PM
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iced
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I think this is "ski gabber" content, maybe a mod could fuck the thread off to there?
Jan 5 2019 6:56PM
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xxACIDTRIPxx
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Mogul skiing on ice skates
Jan 5 2019 7:17PM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/920067/Fierljeppen---Canal-vaulting-in-Holland
Jan 5 2019 7:25PM
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tsingtaofanatic
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XxAc1DtR1PxXMogul skiing on ice skates


Mogul skiing with a skateboard
Jan 5 2019 8:05PM
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xxACIDTRIPxx
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satanworshipperMogul skiing with a skateboard


Mogul skiing on a lime scooter
Jan 5 2019 8:08PM
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tsingtaofanatic
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XxAc1DtR1PxXMogul skiing on a lime scooter


Mogul skiing on a surfboard
Jan 5 2019 8:10PM
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xxACIDTRIPxx
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satanworshipperMogul skiing on a surfboard


Mogul skiing on one rollerblade with random bumps laced with mines
Jan 5 2019 8:13PM
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tsingtaofanatic
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XxAc1DtR1PxXMogul skiing on one rollerblade with random bumps laced with mines


Mogul skiing on a tricycle but instead of moguls they’re swords sticking out of the snow
Jan 5 2019 8:36PM
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xxACIDTRIPxx
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satanworshipperMogul skiing on a tricycle but instead of moguls they’re swords sticking out of the snow


Mogul skiing on a penny farthing bicycle, except the moguls are all black holes to other bizzare Mogul field variations
Jan 5 2019 8:41PM
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tsingtaofanatic
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XxAc1DtR1PxXMogul skiing on a penny farthing bicycle, except the moguls are all black holes to other bizzare Mogul field variations


Mogul skiing on a one wheeled penny board, but the crevices between the moguls are minecraft ravines and the moguls give you instant depression and shoot flaming torches at you while you’re doing a backie off the lip
Jan 5 2019 8:50PM
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xxACIDTRIPxx
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satanworshipperMogul skiing on a one wheeled penny board, but the crevices between the moguls are minecraft ravines and the moguls give you instant depression and shoot flaming torches at you while you’re doing a backie off the lip


Mogul skiing except you have to run through the moguls in jandals and the moguls have fortnite characters performing epic victory royales on top of them
Jan 5 2019 8:52PM
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iced
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You’ve already shit on the thread just kiss already
Jan 6 2019 1:10AM
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xxACIDTRIPxx
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icedYou’ve already shit on the thread just kiss already


Mogul skiing except it's a thread on newschoolers
Jan 6 2019 1:28AM
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tsingtaofanatic
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XxAc1DtR1PxXMogul skiing except you have to run through the moguls in jandals and the moguls have fortnite characters performing epic victory royales on top of them


Mogul skiing except a you have to snowboard with a beanie that has a flashlight on it and the moguls are actually all really small jumps that launch you into mars and there are pits of lava everywhere
Jan 6 2019 1:39AM
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xxACIDTRIPxx
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satanworshipperMogul skiing except a you have to snowboard with a beanie that has a flashlight on it and the moguls are actually all really small jumps that launch you into mars and there are pits of lava everywhere


Mogul skiing except you're woods off black ops 1 in a hughey and the moguls are shrimp vendors. You have 5 minutes to get as many inverted rotor kills as possible.
Jan 6 2019 11:24AM
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CalumSKI
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XxAc1DtR1PxXMogul skiing on a lime scooter


little bit of euro action thrown in there
Jan 6 2019 2:01PM
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everlast
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farting
Jan 6 2019 4:49PM
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tsingtaofanatic
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XxAc1DtR1PxXMogul skiing except you're woods off black ops 1 in a hughey and the moguls are shrimp vendors. You have 5 minutes to get as many inverted rotor kills as possible.


Mogul skiing except you’re sliding in your ass whilst giant sandwiches try and rape you. The moguls are one of those coupons you get from vinyl stores to download a full “mtv unplugged” album.
Jan 6 2019 8:38PM
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xxACIDTRIPxx
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satanworshipperMogul skiing except you’re sliding in your ass whilst giant sandwiches try and rape you. The moguls are one of those coupons you get from vinyl stores to download a full “mtv unplugged” album.


Mogul skiing in full mountaineering kit. Except the Mogul field is actually vertical, Morpheus is at the top and will offer you two pills. Take the red pill and you realize you are stuck in the imaginations of two newschoolers. Take the blue pill and you continue to float through the endless void of Mogul field possibilities.
Jan 6 2019 9:02PM
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tsingtaofanatic
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XxAc1DtR1PxXMogul skiing in full mountaineering kit. Except the Mogul field is actually vertical, Morpheus is at the top and will offer you two pills. Take the red pill and you realize you are stuck in the imaginations of two newschoolers. Take the blue pill and you continue to float through the endless void of Mogul field possibilities.


Mogul skiing except it’s a bunch of teleskiers skiing up the moguls, and smoking huge ape sized blunts that are carried by eheath’s slaves up the hill.
Jan 6 2019 9:14PM
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satanworshipperMogul skiing except you’re sliding in your ass whilst giant sandwiches try and rape you. The moguls are one of those coupons you get from vinyl stores to download a full “mtv unplugged” album.


This thread was pretty realistic and acceptable til you used try and. It's try to, and now the IOC will not except any of these ideas. You killed your own baby before it could grow up.
Jan 7 2019 5:00AM
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