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How do you tune in/out of the third dimension

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everlast
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ok so just trying to chime in here on my day today, i was getting some produce from Sprouts today and i was getting my daily dose of distraction from the third dimension

me being a die hard arizona cardinals fan of course, im listening to the radio and just trying to see whats going on with the cardinals and shit and i hear this commercial for medi-fast and its like this new way to loose weight in these pre-made packages and shit, and how its just like a monthly fee and ur just suppose to loose weight. its just so obscene that this shit is still going on to this day.

talk about CONSUMERISM? i remember when i was young and there was shit like jenny craig and slim fast and that chocolate energy shit that you would drink because it tasted good as fuck.

look im not perfect, i am a huge sports fan. that is my distraction to zone into the third dimension when i feel like doing so

i bought a bunch of fresh foods and vegetables that will keep me full and healthy and full of nutrition for a few days for under 10 dollars.

i just hope none of you guys are under the spell of that medi-fast shit
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powpatrol
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wot
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eheath
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I'm mostly intrigued by two things.

1. how do you tune out of a dimension? Do you daydream in the 2nd or 4th dimension? Or something else?

2. I read everything you wrote, how did it have anything to do with 3D? Did you mean something else?

Thanks for your time.
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everlast
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eheathI'm mostly intrigued by two things.

1. how do you tune out of a dimension? Do you daydream in the 2nd or 4th dimension? Or something else?

2. I read everything you wrote, how did it have anything to do with 3D? Did you mean something else?

Thanks for your time.


Look I’m not perfect by any means, I am a huge Arizona Cardinals fan so that is my outlet. I tune in by smoking a “cig” when I feel so

I’m just trying to raise awareness about getting distracted by all these horseshit scams like medifast, I hope none of y’all fall under the spell of that
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JoeC92
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everlastLook I’m not perfect by any means, I am a huge Arizona Cardinals fan so that is my outlet. I tune in by smoking a “cig” when I feel so

I’m just trying to raise awareness about getting distracted by all these horseshit scams like medifast, I hope none of y’all fall under the spell of that


Confused how being an arizona cardinals fan plays into any of this
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Monsieur_Patate
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JoeC92Confused how being an arizona cardinals fan plays into any of this


Let me explain, it will make sense:

Him being a die hard arizona cardinals fan of course, he's listening to the radio and just trying to see whats going on with the cardinals and shit and he hears this commercial for medi-fast and its like this new way to loose weight in these pre-made packages and shit, and how its just like a monthly fee and ur just suppose to loose weight. its just so obscene that this shit is still going on to this day.

talk about CONSUMERISM? he remembers when he was young and there was shit like jenny craig and slim fast and that chocolate energy shit that you would drink because it tasted good as fuck.

look he's not perfect, he is a huge sports fan. that is his distraction to zone into the third dimension when he feels like doing so

He bought a bunch of fresh foods and vegetables that will keep him full and healthy and full of nutrition for a few days for under 10 dollars.

he just hopes none of us guys are under the spell of that medi-fast shit
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Casey
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The Cardinals have won 3 games this year
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everlast
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CaseyThe Cardinals have won 3 games this year


So
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eheeth
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when i read the title i thought of that scene in the pixar movie inside out where they go into the abstract thought machine and get turned 2d
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Rparr
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I huff Jenkem until I have arrived in the next dimension
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Youngm_IPCME
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CaseyThe Cardinals have won 3 games this year


The strange men in red at the Vatican?
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everlast
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RparrI huff Jenkem until I have arrived in the next dimension


Time puts more wrinkles in the mind than it does in the face.
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PsychicMigration
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I currently reside in the third dimension but occasionally visit the 4th.
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tsingtaofanatic
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ok so just trying to dogfart in here on my day today, i was getting some dogfart from dogfart today and i was getting my daily dose of dogfart from the dogfart dimension

me being a die hard dogfart fan of course, im listening to dogfart and just trying to see whats going on with dogfart and shit and i hear this commercial for dogfart and its like this new way to loose dogfart in these pre-made packages and shit, and how its just like a monthly fee and ur just suppose to loose dogfart . its just so obscene that this shit is still going on to this day.

talk about CONSUMERISM? i remember when i was young and there was shit like dogfart and dogfart and that dogfart shit that you would drink because it tasted good as fuck.

look im not perfect, i am a dogfart fan. that is my distraction to zone into the dogfart dimension when i feel like doing so

i bought a bunch of dogfart that will keep me full and healthy and full of nutrition for a few days for under 10 dollars.

i just hope none of you guys are under the spell of that dogfart shit
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HypeBeast
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No one else finds it odd that OP mentioned he likes drinking Jenny Craig or slim fast because they taste good af.....

Here's what happened: OP used to be a fat kid which explains why he enjoyed Slimfast. Now he just smokes lots of pot. It also explains why he's never gotten laid and keeps asking me if I like to eat ass.
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JoeC92
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runforlove2018No one else finds it odd that OP mentioned he likes drinking Jenny Craig or slim fast because they taste good af.....

Here's what happened: OP used to be a fat kid which explains why he enjoyed Slimfast. Now he just smokes lots of pot. It also explains why he's never gotten laid and keeps asking me if I like to eat ass.


Loooooooove guuuuuuuuuuun
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fries
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everlastTime puts more wrinkles in the mind than it does in the face.


The brain is wrinkly if I do say so myself.
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skiguy04
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My nut sack is wrinkly
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ChadThundercock
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