Replying to Skiing Ninjas

wouldnt it be so rad if a Ninja Wave took over skiing? Skiing would become something of an art and skiing would no longer have to steal skateboarding’s style.

Everybody would say “that dudes a friggin Ninja”
masters would say “your skis are an extension of yourself”
rivals would go to battle in the terrain park arena putting on their best performances in front of large crowds like a fight to the death.
and all you little 15yo whippersnappers would be taught in the “way of the ski” that means discipline and honor and high IQs.