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Rum_Ham
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https://youtu.be/7y-hKLfeurY

Kinda funny to see Jerry’s make a video about Jerry’s
Dec 17 2018 10:13PM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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I will admit, I can be the map memorizer guy sometimes
Dec 17 2018 10:24PM
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nmwninjart
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The guy stealing the ski patrol snowmobile and shoving the toboggan down the hill was great
Dec 17 2018 10:27PM
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pmb
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Amazing
Dec 17 2018 10:33PM
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PsychicMigration
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I tend to memorize maps not intentionally but I wish I could remember calc as well as I remember trail names. This might be due to the fact there’s 10 trail maps on the ceiling above my bed so I see them a lot.
Dec 18 2018 2:01AM
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Traffic_Cone
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Where he ran into the tree at the end looked like it actually hurt.
Dec 18 2018 2:38AM
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Powside
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I've been hoping they would make a ski stereotypes video for a long time
Dec 18 2018 6:46AM
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Woos
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These guys are the worst...
Dec 18 2018 2:38PM
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Brule.
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I’m a mix between the trailblazer and the headphones guy, but I only have them in when riding solo.
Dec 18 2018 3:22PM
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username_copied
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loved the Jamaican Bobsled song s/o that's about it
Dec 18 2018 3:36PM
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K-Dot.
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50% pure cringe, 50% nose breath slight laugh
Dec 18 2018 3:45PM
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shinbangclan
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weird how the jerry in the video is the opposite of jerry
Dec 18 2018 4:17PM
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Saucerboyshane
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Kinda funny I guess
Dec 18 2018 4:18PM
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Nike_Nako
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I liked it cuz it was filmed at Red Lodge, but thats the only reason I liked it
Dec 18 2018 5:57PM
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DirtYStylE
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No new wave mention smh
Dec 18 2018 6:14PM
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fishin4trout
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Nike_NakoI liked it cuz it was filmed at Red Lodge, but thats the only reason I liked it

Surprised they did it there not somewhere more trendy. Don’t get me wrong Red Lodge is a great little place (when there is snow) but usually they partner with bigger entities for their videos.
Dec 18 2018 6:33PM
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-eREKTion-
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These dudes went to my college, kinda crazy that hogging the basketball courts for literal fucking hours at a time has made them successful. Least I'm not a bitch ass jerry tho.
Dec 18 2018 6:56PM
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firecrotch
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the crowded commute is too real sometimes
Dec 18 2018 9:42PM
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RudyGarmisch
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Americas Funniest Home Videos meets Youtube.

Die in a fire.
Dec 18 2018 11:56PM
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BraydenXC
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There was no Cross Country ski representation. Sad.
Dec 19 2018 12:11AM
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HypeBeast
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It was kinda funny. I'm sad they made fun of that bitchin ski suit as being a Jerry thing to wear
Dec 19 2018 12:39AM
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ajerrywithstyle
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The Jerry wasn’t even really Jerry
Dec 19 2018 2:01AM
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hi_vis360
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-eREKTion-These dudes went to my college, kinda crazy that hogging the basketball courts for literal fucking hours at a time has made them successful. Least I'm not a bitch ass jerry tho.


In life you either become a successful jerry or stay core and remain poor
Dec 19 2018 9:24AM
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MFZOREN
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ifht made a how to be a skier thing that is at least accurate
Dec 19 2018 9:38AM
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Cheetodawg
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I don't understand why we are classified as snowboarders
Dec 19 2018 9:51AM
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skiguy04
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CheetodawgI don't understand why we are classified as snowboarders

Tricks


And I’m not watching this vid haha already knew it was cringe
Dec 19 2018 9:58AM
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r00kie
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I want my 8 minutes back
Dec 19 2018 10:25AM
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Nike_Nako
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fishin4troutSurprised they did it there not somewhere more trendy. Don’t get me wrong Red Lodge is a great little place (when there is snow) but usually they partner with bigger entities for their videos.

Haha tittie
also red lodge is always fun as fuck no matter the conditions u can dick around so hard there it’s the best
Dec 19 2018 10:31AM
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SuspiciousFish
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firecrotchthe crowded commute is too real sometimes


The worst I have ever done was when I met up with some kids to go to Eldora because I-70 closed when I went to CU. The guy driving had an FJ cruiser and I was stuck in the back with my ski gear on. On the way back this kid actually said, "I need to crank the heat up so I dont fall asleep" So the whole way back to campus I was stuck in a 105 deg FJ Cruiser in a claustrophobic hellhole with only the tiny back window to look out of. I literally thought I was going to die back there.
Dec 19 2018 4:21PM
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Woos
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-eREKTion-These dudes went to my college, kinda crazy that hogging the basketball courts for literal fucking hours at a time has made them successful. Least I'm not a bitch ass jerry tho.


Didn't they go to some ultra religious college type of deal?
Dec 19 2018 4:51PM
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-eREKTion-
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teamSESHDidn't they go to some ultra religious college type of deal?


Texas A&M. Just your run of the mill massively oversized state school.
Dec 19 2018 6:12PM
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lmmcc
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Who thought that Texans making a video about skiing would be a good idea?
Dec 19 2018 10:22PM
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theabortionator
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8 minutes is too damn long. Please let me know if I missed out
Dec 19 2018 10:53PM
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aidanaughton
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hubbardsweird how the jerry in the video is the opposite of jerry


Quite funny to see the Jerry look similar to saucerboy.
Definitely not a jerry but more of a satire on the culture itself. It is completely ironic because the culture that it outside of skiing see's this as a jerry, but we see it as a humorous exaggeration of the culture that we love and find hilarious. I just found it so Ironically hilarious that that is how the outside world sees a jerry, but truthfully, 90 percent of the time, the people that dress like that are far from a jerry, just a sender taking it less seriously for the day.
Dec 20 2018 12:05AM
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Woos
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-eREKTion-Texas A&M. Just your run of the mill massively oversized state school.


Oh maybe that was high school or something. Or actually it might have been that they met through a church event or club? Idk I'm not a fan or anything of there's but I watched some YouTube video about them and I remember them coming from some pretty religious atmosphere and I just thought it was interesting.
Dec 20 2018 10:52AM
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Rum_Ham
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sauceboss420ifht made a how to be a skier thing that is at least accurate


That one is hillarious and accurate
Dec 20 2018 12:33PM
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-eREKTion-
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teamSESHOh maybe that was high school or something. Or actually it might have been that they met through a church event or club? Idk I'm not a fan or anything of there's but I watched some YouTube video about them and I remember them coming from some pretty religious atmosphere and I just thought it was interesting.


I'm pretty sure they're mormons or some shit.
Dec 20 2018 11:12PM
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skiguy04
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Mormons makes sense

Why the fuck would anyone other than mormons who are bored af waste their time shooting trick shots if they literally had nothing better to do and fucking chicks isn’t allowed but they not smooth enough to get laid anyways...
Dec 20 2018 11:35PM
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Andi_G
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No ancient granola tele dude
no ski instructor with a million kids doing a snake
no big mtn tech binding douche
no jeans guy
no angry skier parent
Dec 21 2018 12:34AM
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GrandThings
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skiguy04Mormons makes sense

Why the fuck would anyone other than mormons who are bored af waste their time shooting trick shots if they literally had nothing better to do and fucking chicks isn’t allowed but they not smooth enough to get laid anyways...


Hahaha I never thought about this but you're so right. If you cant drink, smoke, fuck or party you might as well try to throw a golf ball into a cup from 600 yards away
Dec 21 2018 9:06AM
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