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Thorvildsen
Posts: 1867 - Karma: 12
Hellooooo,
I play golf. do you? what's your handicap?
Mine is a lousy 32. but i have a hole-in-one in my backpocket...




if shes with a new guy then that means you either have a small penis or you suck at having sex or both so just kill yourself now and end your pain!
-Laterials
Feb 16 2005 1:30PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,062
16, and I don't golf that often. I guess I'm just naturally good at hitting a ball.


- Harvιε




I skι therefore I aм

Feb 16 2005 1:50PM
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Utahpowderskier
Posts: 1336 - Karma: 14
your naturally good at being humble too.
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Feb 16 2005 2:25PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
i'm mediocre at golf.

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Feb 16 2005 2:47PM
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wilkesyachtingco
Posts: 4425 - Karma: 41
i like to get out and play whenever i can. its fun.















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When she places them in front of you
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Feb 16 2005 2:50PM
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Capt.Flannel
Posts: 10928 - Karma: 36
I play, Mines probly 20 or so




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Feb 16 2005 2:58PM
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Thorvildsen
Posts: 1867 - Karma: 12
I've been playing for like 6 years or so. But i only play in the summer break. I just haven't been bothered to lower my HCP




if shes with a new guy then that means you either have a small penis or you suck at having sex or both so just kill yourself now and end your pain!
-Laterials
Feb 16 2005 3:44PM
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J.Bass
Posts: 1642 - Karma: 24
mines about a 15. i work at a golf course during the season and play just about every day in the summer. i've hit a hole in one but the ball hit off a tree and went in, it was amazing
Feb 16 2005 3:50PM
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ski_Crystal
Posts: 649 - Karma: 10
i love golf. its just so chill to go out with some friends and dink around on the course, its so much fun. i don't have a hdcp, but i usually shoot between mid 80s and low 90s (i know i'm not that good)
~-~NWFT~-~

*Kirsten*


start smoking crack. It'll probably be better for you, and you won't need alcohol anymore - Melvs
Feb 16 2005 3:51PM
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*BeckyK*
Posts: 1142 - Karma: 11
kirsten... you + golf + austin??
'was that your first time....yah know...seeing one?' - aclsarescary
(on a girl freaking about being flashed)

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Feb 16 2005 3:54PM
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1080chubs
Posts: 1001 - Karma: 28
i dont like the atmosphere at the courses, too snobby, sometimes i've played at some trashy courses where all the adults are chill....

the name Golf came from the rules in scotland 'Gentlemen Only, Ladies Forbidden' so really, the WPGA is an oxymoron
Feb 16 2005 4:04PM
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9o2mdkNamzz1_1
Posts: 2113 - Karma: 10
bah i go play a lil i kinda suck though
Get out the penut butter.... cuz ur toast
Feb 16 2005 6:55PM
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ski_Crystal
Posts: 649 - Karma: 10
yeah becky thats what i was hoping for...but no..im still single and austin's still with that hoebag
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*Kirsten*


start smoking crack. It'll probably be better for you, and you won't need alcohol anymore - Melvs
Feb 16 2005 7:22PM
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ski_Crystal
Posts: 649 - Karma: 10
too bad i've never even met the girl so i shouldn't be a bitch to her and now austin's probably going to come read this and i'm screwed
~-~NWFT~-~

*Kirsten*


start smoking crack. It'll probably be better for you, and you won't need alcohol anymore - Melvs
Feb 16 2005 7:23PM
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marsland
Posts: 3150 - Karma: 421
i've golfed my whole life and i still suck. the game is soo hard
Feb 16 2005 7:45PM
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Skipig25
Posts: 10729 - Karma: 256
hoebag...my new favorite word




Ski. Eat. Sex. Sleep. Ski.
What else is there?
Feb 16 2005 8:31PM
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12ParkRat60
Posts: 3480 - Karma: 61
i use to shoot 79's when i was 14 but ive been working all the time so i didnt even go the past couple of years
A hand jobs a mans job, yo jobs a blow job
Feb 16 2005 8:32PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,062
I agree with the dude that said golf is great for horsing around with your buddies and having a good time.


- Harvιε




I skι therefore I aм

Feb 16 2005 8:33PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,062
it can get pretty competitive though. I used to golf from time to time with my dad, and whenever I hit a good drive, he'd try to smash the shit out of his ball and duff it. that would piss him off so much.


- Harvιε




I skι therefore I aм

Feb 16 2005 8:35PM
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DrGonzo729
Posts: 1312 - Karma: 10
one time i hit a 108 on a 9 hole course
Feb 16 2005 8:35PM
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jcoccagna
Posts: 529 - Karma: 10
i am actually kick ass at golf. handicap is a 2. i am most definelty going into golf for a living, then i can ski all winter. best job ever
Feb 16 2005 8:41PM
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St.Steezy
Posts: 4228 - Karma: 20
I play golf a little now. When I was younger I played alot of golf, but now I am too lazy to go walk 18 holes.




SMILE, its the second best thing you can do with ur mouth
Feb 16 2005 9:26PM
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rebuc2
Posts: 293 - Karma: 9
^drive the cart, thats my fav part to golfing. :)
Feb 16 2005 9:28PM
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Jessbuff
Posts: 2685 - Karma: 17
I love golf. Definitely great for playing with friends. My handicap is something like 12ish - 15ish. I'm really inconsistent, probably cuz I can only play for like 3 months a year. I've hit a couple of 300+ yard drives. Most often my ball slices like a mofo. (How do I fix that, it's really frustrating!)
Feb 16 2005 9:33PM
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taylor44$$
Posts: 195 - Karma: 10
i work at a golf course so i play a lot. my handicap is a 9
Feb 16 2005 9:35PM
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J.Bass
Posts: 1642 - Karma: 24
to fix your slice swing inside-out
Feb 16 2005 9:37PM
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Jessbuff
Posts: 2685 - Karma: 17
Explain, like bring the club in towards me and then sort of away as I make contact?
Feb 16 2005 9:38PM
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J.Bass
Posts: 1642 - Karma: 24
yea, bring it inside on the approach then throw the club out on your follow through.
Feb 16 2005 9:42PM
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eastAR5
Posts: 15084 - Karma: 732
golf is fun but im horrible at it
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Feb 16 2005 9:43PM
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FRZGene
Posts: 2319 - Karma: 13
Read Harvey Penick's Little Red Book. It is the best golf instruction book ever. The instruction isn't super technical like in golf magazines; it is so basic, but helps a ton.
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Feb 16 2005 11:12PM
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