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I went to Hillsong Church AMA!

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everlast
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https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/917602/I-Surrender---Hillsong-Worship
Ok so maybe you have heard about this place, maybe you haven’t, but I went and want to give my take on it!

So last Sunday a friend and I were smoking a “cig” and drinking a few craft beers while watching tv just bored af.

We really didn’t want to go to a bar or club it was a Sunday afternoon and things weren’t poppin. For whatever reason Hillsong Church pops up on my snap feed, I check it out, and it looks like one big wild concert with hot chicks.

Long story I went to Hillsong Church and it was literally a “trip”, it was in this huge like 5 thousand seat theater, and the pastor looked like a hipster Brad Pitt, and they had a house band that kind of played like Pino Floyd music

I had all these hot chicks praying on me and shit

Man I gotta say the women there were incredible, plus they have these “worship groups”

The music was incredible I felt like I was at a concert

**This thread was edited on Dec 13th 2018 at 12:02:10pm
Dec 13 2018 11:58AM
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JoeF2661
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Do you hate homosexuals and immigrants yet?
Dec 13 2018 12:30PM
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everlast
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JoeF2661Do you hate homosexuals and immigrants yet?


Dude I went in there high and half drunk. I was mainly there for the chicks. I have no clue what the preacher or pastor was saying.
Dec 13 2018 12:40PM
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evaroni
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I would just go to a Catholic Church to get some action, but it’s weird because the older I got the less the priests would pay attention to me.
Dec 13 2018 12:41PM
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everlast
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evaroniI would just go to a Catholic Church to get some action, but it’s weird because the older I got the less the priests would pay attention to me.


Brutha hit up a Hillsong church near u. The chicks are smoking hot, the music is pretty good too!!
Dec 13 2018 12:43PM
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evaroni
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everlastBrutha hit up a Hillsong church near u. The chicks are smoking hot, the music is pretty good too!!


I don’t know why. But I trust you, and I’m willing to try it.
Dec 13 2018 12:51PM
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everlast
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evaroniI don’t know why. But I trust you, and I’m willing to try it.


It’s like like 80 percent women at these places, and they are all hot! The odds are in your favor.
Dec 13 2018 12:56PM
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everlast
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Bump it up
Dec 14 2018 11:55AM
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BedBugDoug
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Were you able to talk to snakes afterward or during the service?
Dec 14 2018 1:05PM
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SammyDubz
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Were there any cougars perchance
Dec 14 2018 1:39PM
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everlast
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SammyDubzWere there any cougars perchance


not really, i mean christian chicks tend to get married like their senior year of college (so young). so it was mostly women aged 20-26ish id say. i did not see any cougars looking for young cock at all.
Dec 14 2018 1:41PM
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everlast
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buuuuuuuump.

i went to Hillsong Church again last Sunday and i got some wild stories for ya. Ask away!!!

**This post was edited on Jan 5th 2019 at 12:52:54pm
Jan 5 2019 12:52PM
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Idahoe
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Dogfart?
Jan 5 2019 12:53PM
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everlast
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IdahoeDogfart?


Hillsong doesn't really believe in racial mixing, like they said God does not ordain it. So i really didn't see any brothers there last Sunday.
Jan 5 2019 12:57PM
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evaroni
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Have you been elevated?
Jan 5 2019 1:19PM
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everlast
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evaroniHave you been elevated?


lets just say i smoked a "cig" b4 going, and i had all these hot like texan smoking hot young girls hanging out all around me. i got so many chicks numbers, bcuz Hillsong does these like youth groups on the weekdays that u can join
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