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3 broken knuckles

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yellav
Posts: 10056 - Karma: 1,215
pros
-chicks feel bad for you
-you get a bad ass cast thats huge as hell
-get to brag about how you were throwing cab cork 3's
-NO SCHOOL WORK AT ALL
-huge painkillers are fun
cons
-hurts like a bitch sometimes
-typing is a bitch
-cant write (sucks)
-have to wear a bag over my hand in the shower
-cant button my own pants
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Feb 16 2005 12:01PM
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Apple
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are you sure 'cant unbutton own pants' is a con? i think i might put that as a pro...
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Feb 16 2005 12:39PM
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Lateralis
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3 broken knuckles throwing cab cork 3's?? did you punch the fucken jump or what?



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Feb 16 2005 12:42PM
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skodeo7
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yes cant botton/unbotton pants is definately not a bad thing.
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Feb 16 2005 1:30PM
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mwhahaha
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the whole not buttoning pants would be a pro to me i just broke my back only i use that as a pro but i cant put my boxers on at all or anything like that my ex does it for me now shes talking about being just fuck buddies wich is fine with me
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Feb 17 2005 3:48AM
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ItsPhil
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my pants dont have buttons. im not allowed to wear jeans or anything like that. just sweatpants and those sweet zebra striped pants. i love the colors
Feb 17 2005 4:15AM
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Lateralis
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^ you must be gay



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Feb 17 2005 8:37AM
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skiierman
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^ Or a skiblader. If you get one of those big blue casts, you can go as Mega-Man to school.





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Feb 17 2005 9:15AM
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ItsPhil
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youre barking up the wrong tree
im an animal in sweatpants you have no idea
Feb 17 2005 5:36PM
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friday01
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yeah i broke my wrist a few weeks ago and i used to just go to the bathroom to make hot girls botton up my pants. but now they know i can do it myself
Feb 17 2005 5:39PM
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$bhill$
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ahahah Lat you are a genius sometimes




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Feb 17 2005 6:52PM
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TheWorst
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wow a cab 3... STFU say you were doing a cab 10 or something you dumbass
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Feb 17 2005 7:03PM
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Insomniac
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I hated having to wear a bag over my hand in the shower. It was a good thing I only broke my hand and I could slide my splint off. Then I stopped wearing it all together.
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Feb 17 2005 8:08PM
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Forum*
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i deffenatly got screwed on mine, i broke like the top of my arm above the elbow, and i dont get a cast, but a brace, have to wear a fucking sling, I've ran out of pain killers, plus my parents dont want me to take them cause there addicting, and i have to do school work.
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Feb 17 2005 10:14PM
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Lé.Skiing
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the cant unbutton pants it a con for him becasue his mommy has to do it for him.
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Feb 17 2005 10:17PM
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