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Most baller things a skier does

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-skian-
Posts: 654 - Karma: 4,285
Say the things skiers do that immediately make them a legend.

-Ghosting your sled down a powder run
-Having a mattress in the back of your car with room under it for skis
-Back to back winter in northern and southern hemispheres

Now go!
6 years ago
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HypeBeast
Posts: 9997 - Karma: 75,469
Staying at the bar til last call, but still able to get first chair and lap more vertical than most people
6 years ago
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zman420
Posts: 173 - Karma: 427
Own full tilts
6 years ago
20 3
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Andi_G
Posts: 3100 - Karma: 15,253
Bring a beer for the lifty
6 years ago
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CalumSKI
Posts: 4378 - Karma: 26,102
lip on blind 2 train with the bois
buying full tilts
6 years ago
6 1
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steve0
Posts: 1139 - Karma: 1,343
Backy first hit. No speed check.
6 years ago
26 0
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cool_name
Posts: 4295 - Karma: 3,136
quad cork
6 years ago
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tsingtaofanatic
Posts: 3344 - Karma: 4,583
eating french fries on the chairlift cause no time for breaks
6 years ago
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xxACIDTRIPxx
Posts: 5980 - Karma: 8,185
Smoking up the gondola
6 years ago
10 3
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Jabe
Posts: 567 - Karma: 240
poop my pants
6 years ago
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xxACIDTRIPxx
Posts: 5980 - Karma: 8,185
Keeping your mouth covered full balaclava styles (even on a hot day) and not saying a thing on the chairlift = alpha
6 years ago
34 1
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McNoche
Posts: 1732 - Karma: 3,663
After bang like Chubbz
6 years ago
10 1
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p3cific
Posts: 576 - Karma: 1,758
Breakfast burrito on the chair lift.
6 years ago
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everlast
Posts: 1130 - Karma: 1,272
Getting a nice blowjob on the chairlift by this smoking hot French chick
6 years ago
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AbiH
Posts: 2041 - Karma: 10,360
Turning a horse trailer into a camper, traveling and skiing solo
6 years ago
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xxACIDTRIPxx
Posts: 5980 - Karma: 8,185
everlastGetting a nice blowjob on the chairlift by this smoking hot French chick


Everlast knows wassup
6 years ago
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37964 - Karma: 127,993
you know, seeing so many goombas fucking scraping pow off of nice lines under the chairline, i really do appreciate seeing a skier slay a nice one down something cool. always a hoot and hollar for you.
6 years ago
9 0
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evaroni
Posts: 3895 - Karma: 3,780
I like when a skier compliments another skier in the lift line.
6 years ago
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xxACIDTRIPxx
Posts: 5980 - Karma: 8,185
DeebieSkeebiesyou know, seeing so many goombas fucking scraping pow off of nice lines under the chairline, i really do appreciate seeing a skier slay a nice one down something cool. always a hoot and hollar for you.


Gapers/snowboarders snow shoveling is a pet hate.....
6 years ago
1 1
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chrispyminis
Posts: 99 - Karma: 216
Probably eatin ass
6 years ago
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SuspiciousFish
Posts: 2794 - Karma: 16,914
Line up when the lift opens, ski all day, head back to car/cabin to eat dinner, night ski until lifts close, find empty lot- spin doughnuts and tow friends behind the car with skis and a walmart snowskate until 2:00am then wake up to line up for lifts opening again.
6 years ago
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PsychicMigration
Posts: 2099 - Karma: 10,552
Showering in a river of glacial ice during the spring while living out of a 2003 outback with 346k mi on it.
6 years ago
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evaroni
Posts: 3895 - Karma: 3,780
I like it when a skier buys a hotdog in the food court and leaves one bite sitting on the table.
6 years ago
4 0
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Evantheshredster
Posts: 429 - Karma: 935
evaroniI like when a skier compliments another skier in the lift line.


that 180 off the side of the flatbar kicker was siiiiick dude!
6 years ago
4 0
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evaroni
Posts: 3895 - Karma: 3,780
I like it when a skier uses the microwave in the lodge to heat up a Hungryman XL meatloaf edition.
6 years ago
6 0
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first_rodeo
Posts: 2385 - Karma: 7,781
Doing technical tricks and making them so casually, the jerry's think they can do it.
6 years ago
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SofaKingSick
Posts: 9662 - Karma: 64,947
i like it when a skier wears a tuxedo t shirt. cause it says like, i wanna be formal, but i'm here to party too
6 years ago
11 0
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evaroni
Posts: 3895 - Karma: 3,780
I like it when a skier buys a jacket with RECCO because they want to be prepared for their big trip out west.
6 years ago
9 0
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SammyDubz
Posts: 2168 - Karma: 7,222
Skiing powder at night with a headlamp fires me up
6 years ago
6 1
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evaroni
Posts: 3895 - Karma: 3,780
I like it when a skier goes to a European resort and gets in the hot tub with some local girls and they end up leaving so he puts his ZZ in the drain hole and it gets stuck then they drain the hot tub and a guy with a cowboy hat has to come out the following morning to unstick his stuck member.
6 years ago
5 0
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SofaKingSick
Posts: 9662 - Karma: 64,947
i like it when a skier is dressed up like a ninja, fighting off evil samurai
6 years ago
3 0
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