Jacked Vishnus

LukeTheWaffleVishnu wides

CalumSKIidk about similar skis but i have heard awesome things about Moment pb and jib
u might wanna check them out

calcashOkay thanks I'll check them out!

CalumSKIno problem
moment has some really dope stuff

VISHNUSo your skis are fucked? or not? or what? lemme know, we have a good recycling program of usable skis that I could possibly send you depending on your situation/preferences

VISHNUSo your skis are fucked? or not? or what? lemme know, we have a good recycling program of usable skis that I could possibly send you depending on your situation/preferences

VISHNUSo your skis are fucked? or not? or what? lemme know, we have a good recycling program of usable skis that I could possibly send you depending on your situation/preferences

GeorgiaJibberI swear if I ever catch someone in the act of stealing my skis i'm going to beat them to a pulp. Sorry to hear your skis got stolen:(

theabortionatorWho breaks into a car in a parking lot, steals pair of skis, then sets them down in said parking lot and drives away though.

postal_slimethey probably had a solid day on the skis and left em to be found..piece of shit
sorry to hear OP

VISHNUSo your skis are fucked? or not? or what? lemme know, we have a good recycling program of usable skis that I could possibly send you depending on your situation/preferences

theabortionatorDid you actually put your skis in your car or drive off with them leaning against the side or unlatched on roofrack?

theabortionatorWho breaks into a car in a parking lot, steals pair of skis, then sets them down in said parking lot and drives away though.

cool_nameyou think they stole the skis, went home adjusted the bindings, went back to the mountain, skied for a full day, and then just left the skis in the parking lot?

they must have really hated the skis to not even try and sell them

theabortionatorThey were a perfect fit. As soon as the thief clicked in for the first time, it was on. The thrill of breaking the law soon to be replaced by hot laps on hotter skis. The air felt cleaner, the jumps flowed better, the rails slid like butter. It was all he could ask for. Then on his third run he went for a 7 and just froze up at 270. It was like he was glued to the air, like something was calling him out for his bullshit thievery. He didn't fall too hard and laughed it off. The rest of the run he kept slipping out of rails and feeling worse and worse. The thrill of his Vishnu joyride was coming to an end. Now he was flooded with thoughts about the skis, the bad vibes, OP, and he just couldn't shake them. He tried to ski faster, turn the music up louder, but nothing worked. He felt as if everyone was staring at him. Even his playlist seemed to be playing songs for the occasion. He started to feel sick. On the inrun to the final dfd he carved out, sidejumped, and started throwing up at the edge of the trail. The pain, the regret was too much to face. He had to give the skis back, but how? He decided to set them next to OP's car, as stealthy as he could be. Unfortunately OP did not see them, and himself and many others ran them down.

Sometimes under a full moon, they can both be found in their respective homes, thinking of what could have been. It's safe to say that day has helped to shape who both skiers are at this very moment. A story of courage, crime, and picking up the broken piece. A wonderfully uplifting tale for the whole family. Ebert and Roeper call it "Inspiring" Trump calls it "Fake News" and IMDP lists it as "One of the quintessential films of a generation"
On this Christmas eve, be inspired, be captivated, and be transformed by this witty film that dares to dream. An adventure that will leave you dazzled.

"Crime sprees and Vishnu skis" Rated PG69

skiermanBased on your profile picture, you're another "The Bunch" zombro with zero skill, style and self-identity. If anything he was doing you a favor and he should have also run over your track pants and pugz shit sunglasses.

skiermanBased on your profile picture, you're another "The Bunch" zombro with zero skill, style and self-identity. If anything he was doing you a favor and he should have also run over your track pants and pugz shit sunglasses.

calcashMy bad, that was me freshman year of high school and I can't figure out how to change my profile picture so if you could show me that would be great.

JoeF2661Skierman can't be killed with kindness. Hes like a cockroach.

calcashWoah woah woah, I need to clarify, I jumped to conclusions a little too soon. The skis were NOT stolen, I assumed they were because they were not in my car. Turns out I forgot to put them in my car and instead left them leaning against the side and drove off without them. I called the resort and they had found them 2 days later run over by a car. This was 100% my fault a lesson in poor responsibility.

hubbardsskierman

skiermanBased on your profile picture, you're another "The Bunch" zombro with zero skill, style and self-identity. If anything he was doing you a favor and he should have also run over your track pants and pugz shit sunglasses.

JohnnyDopeBe honest with us OP, how high were you?

calcashI say no to drugs :)

skiermanBased on your profile picture, you're another "The Bunch" zombro with zero skill, style and self-identity. If anything he was doing you a favor and he should have also run over your track pants and pugz shit sunglasses.

_moneyLmfao how does a dog indicate that you are a "Bunch zombro"

skiermanHe was so embarrassed by his last icon, he changed it after I pointed it out.

skiermanHe was so embarrassed by his last icon, he changed it after I pointed it out.

ddemille1But let's not ignore the fact that after 19+ years of being on here there is no vids of skierman actually skiing

skiermanMy last edit was destroyed when Mike Stack's computer blew up. 2bi4

ddemille1Was the edit a banger?

skiermanWhy do you think Stack's computer blew up? Straight stall to switch on the Loon wall ride with photoshopped lightening? His shitty mac couldn't handle it.