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What do you people here actually do for a living!?

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AbiH
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I’m convinced that I’ve joined a middle school cult here on what they call Newschoolers.... Are there any people on here that have careers to convince me otherwise? What do you do for a living?!
Dec 9 2018 10:55PM
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everlast
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i fart
Dec 9 2018 10:55PM
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evaroni
Posts: 3895 - Karma: 3,776
Been on here for years, work jobs in between posts.
Dec 9 2018 10:57PM
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AbiH
Posts: 2041 - Karma: 10,350
So far it seems like I have indeed joined a middle schooler’s cult.... DOES YOUR MOTHER KNOW YOUR ONLINE?!
Dec 9 2018 10:57PM
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everlast
Posts: 1130 - Karma: 1,270
AbiHSo far it seems like I have indeed joined a middle schooler’s cult.... DOES YOUR MOTHER KNOW YOUR ONLINE?!


most of us are actually doctors and lawyers and do not have time to post
Dec 9 2018 10:58PM
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Walreese
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YOU'RE
Dec 9 2018 10:59PM
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AbiH
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WalreeseYOU'RE


The cultish ways are seeping into my brain!!!!!!!! It’s starting!!!!
Dec 9 2018 11:07PM
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everlast
Posts: 1130 - Karma: 1,270
AbiHThe cultish ways are seeping into my brain!!!!!!!! It’s starting!!!!


Dogfart
Dec 9 2018 11:12PM
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Walreese
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I am a professional ski bum also I ski patrol to make a living
Dec 9 2018 11:41PM
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AbiH
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WalreeseI am a professional ski bum also I ski patrol to make a living

Where do you patrol?!
Dec 9 2018 11:42PM
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Walreese
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Small mountain in colorado, ski cooper
Dec 9 2018 11:43PM
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AbiH
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WalreeseSmall mountain in colorado, ski cooper

Nice
Dec 9 2018 11:52PM
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everlast
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AbiHNice


What do you do?
Dec 9 2018 11:53PM
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AbiH
Posts: 2041 - Karma: 10,350
I'm actually with the FBI in the Cult Department, I am about to bust a case wide open here soon, but don't tell anyone, I'm undercover.
Dec 10 2018 12:00AM
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iced
Posts: 3070 - Karma: 17,965
I use to teach swimming and skiing, now I work a summer camp position. full time student for now though and it sucks ducks
Dec 10 2018 12:09AM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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I have a Phd in Stomponomics



reference:
https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/633454/Lars-Tynes----PhD-in-Stomponomics-

**This post was edited on Dec 10th 2018 at 12:25:10am
Dec 10 2018 12:24AM
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Bdoobz
Posts: 838 - Karma: 4,893
I'm a janitor and solve math equations left on chalk boards in the hallways, shits easy though
Dec 10 2018 12:53AM
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p3cific
Posts: 576 - Karma: 1,756
I am a lawyer based in Colorado, I mostly represent people that can't afford lawyers in criminal cases.
Edit: not true just grinding karma and trying to jebait

**This post was edited on Mar 5th 2019 at 4:54:26pm
Dec 10 2018 12:58AM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51644 - Karma: 162,264
I play around with rakes, shovels, and machines in a snow filled sandbox and call it a jerb. It pays in ramen and the occasional beverage. Parklyfe is chill I guess
Dec 10 2018 1:00AM
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tsingtaofanatic
Posts: 3344 - Karma: 4,585
AbiHI’m convinced that I’ve joined a middle school cult here on what they call Newschoolers.... Are there any people on here that have careers to convince me otherwise? What do you do for a living?!


i listen to metal and sacrifice goats for a living.
Dec 10 2018 1:35AM
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skiP.E.I.
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I'm a ski bum. I've done most of the jobs that keep a ski hill going, primarily ski instructing and park building.
Now and then I sell a piece of art. Occasionally I do a photography gig. I'm working towards doing more of these.
Overall I'm an itinerant skilled labourer.
Dec 10 2018 1:57AM
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sNaubi
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I study physiotherapy
Dec 10 2018 3:31AM
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humpty
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I make snow in the winter . Bust ass for half the winter then I can take the rest off, and start working again in the summer
Dec 10 2018 8:09AM
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PsychicMigration
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College in the winter lifeguard in the summer.
Dec 10 2018 9:22AM
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r30FIS
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I am the old man I guess, I am a Fraud Examiner for a .gov source
Dec 10 2018 9:43AM
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xxACIDTRIPxx
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I'm on my way to quitting my job and becoming a ski bum
Dec 10 2018 10:09AM
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JAHpow
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Full time tourism photographer/videographer
Dec 10 2018 10:39AM
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DirtYStylE
Posts: 3652 - Karma: 8,888
Iv'e been locked in the middle school detention center closet for 7 years. Good thing there is a computer in here.
Dec 10 2018 12:49PM
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bergobeanz
Posts: 264 - Karma: 962
I'm a professional procrastinator
Dec 10 2018 12:59PM
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Willgum
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You make more money as a cult leader, but you have more fun as a follower.

I managed to continue my career in a ski town which is dope. Got a degree in accounting and a couple years out I now work at an Investment Research firm. For those familiar with Investment Banking, our product provides non - consulting publication research for mainly buy-side hedge funds, asset managers & institutional investors.

Pretty fun as far as business things go, I'm hoping to bring valuable advice to the cult.
Dec 10 2018 1:04PM
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theabortionator
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WillgumYou make more money as a cult leader, but you have more fun as a follower.

I managed to continue my career in a ski town which is dope. Got a degree in accounting and a couple years out I now work at an Investment Research firm. For those familiar with Investment Banking, our product provides non - consulting publication research for mainly buy-side hedge funds, asset managers & institutional investors.

Pretty fun as far as business things go, I'm hoping to bring valuable advice to the cult.


Nice! I feel that most of the cults I joined in the past were lacking a solid financial foundation. Some talked about if, but it felt as though there was never really a plan.

Let me know when you get things rolling. Maybe send me a brochure. I've got some other cults I'm looking at but I'm interested in seeing what your organization brings to the table.
Dec 10 2018 1:17PM
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AbiH
Posts: 2041 - Karma: 10,350
theabortionatorNice! I feel that most of the cults I joined in the past were lacking a solid financial foundation. Some talked about if, but it felt as though there was never really a plan.

Let me know when you get things rolling. Maybe send me a brochure. I've got some other cults I'm looking at but I'm interested in seeing what your organization brings to the table.


Keep me in the loop too fellas!
Dec 10 2018 1:19PM
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powderdrunkie
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Non union commercial carpenter foreman.

Just like Jesus
Dec 10 2018 1:41PM
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Willgum
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theabortionatorNice! I feel that most of the cults I joined in the past were lacking a solid financial foundation. Some talked about if, but it felt as though there was never really a plan.

Let me know when you get things rolling. Maybe send me a brochure. I've got some other cults I'm looking at but I'm interested in seeing what your organization brings to the table.


AbiHKeep me in the loop too fellas!


Depends on how devious we want to get. We can start with the tried and true Ponzi scheme which is great to get in on in the ground floor. Guaranteed returns. Tough exit plan though, usually you just gotta die before people find out.

Forex seminars are fun to prey on schmucks trying to get into prop trading. Maybe we can go true wolf of wallstreet with a pump and dump?

I'll keep you guys posted. If anyone asks we're following a " conservative & well diversified fund spanning multiple asset classes ."
Dec 10 2018 1:48PM
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OregonDead
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evaroniBeen on here for years, work jobs in between posts.

Came here to post this.
AbiHSo far it seems like I have indeed joined a middle schooler’s cult.... DOES YOUR MOTHER KNOW YOUR ONLINE?!

Yes. She monitors my screen time bc she loves me.
AbiHThe cultish ways are seeping into my brain!!!!!!!! It’s starting!!!!

Long live Culty Things!!!
AbiHI'm actually with the FBI in the Cult Department, I am about to bust a case wide open here soon, but don't tell anyone, I'm undercover.

You will never stop us.
peterkskisCollege in the winter lifeguard in the summer.

College 4 ever!
Dec 10 2018 1:52PM
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r00kie
Posts: 5238 - Karma: 59,578
Mainly a student, ski instructor in winter, work for a guide service in CO during the summer.
Dec 10 2018 2:28PM
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CLQ
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I've installed multiple hidden cameras in a port-a-potty and then I remotely take pictures of random people taking a shit which I then sell online. It is a very lucrative business.
Dec 10 2018 3:01PM
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iFlip
Posts: 4543 - Karma: 19,132
Ok, I guess I'll be the first to admit it. I'm a middle-schooler.
Dec 10 2018 3:08PM
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evaroni
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iFlipOk, I guess I'll be the first to admit it. I'm a middle-schooler.


Best job I ever had.
Dec 10 2018 3:13PM
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kbrando
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Retired ski bum, full time high school math teacher
Dec 10 2018 7:42PM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
Posts: 9353 - Karma: 68,316
I'm a banker
Dec 10 2018 7:53PM
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TRVP_ANGEL
Posts: 12506 - Karma: 116,129
Waiting for that one guy that sells smelly shoes to come in here and talk about his 6-figure lavish lifestyle
Dec 10 2018 7:55PM
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Chubz.
Posts: 13918 - Karma: 25,661
Currently pursuing a degree, intern at a local resort filming things for the moneys
Dec 10 2018 8:46PM
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McNoche
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Chubz.Currently pursuing a degree, intern at a local resort filming things for the moneys


Hasn’t been like 8 years chasing that comm degree? Jesus
Dec 10 2018 8:51PM
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Chubz.
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McNocheHasn’t been like 8 years chasing that comm degree? Jesus


I took 4 years off of school and not a comm major lol
Dec 10 2018 8:52PM
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gaddafski
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"On Snow Media Coordinator" at a CO resort
Dec 10 2018 8:56PM
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gbola
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fragrance chemist
Dec 10 2018 9:20PM
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cool_name
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give me a few weeks and I will be a lawyer

lol bet high school me shit posting on newschoolers never saw that coming
Dec 10 2018 9:29PM
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AbiH
Posts: 2041 - Karma: 10,350
cool_namegive me a few weeks and I will be a lawyer

lol bet high school me shit posting on newschoolers never saw that coming

Congrats man!!!
Dec 10 2018 9:33PM
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McNoche
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Chubz.I took 4 years off of school and not a comm major lol


Checks out, chubbie. After bang away
Dec 10 2018 10:20PM
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GayWolf420
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Hospitality Major student, Just a special unique title for people who wanna get a degree running hotels and restaurants/bars. Hopefully would like to be a lodging GM or a property manager. Also interested in doing property management for 2nd homeowners and also dabbling a bit in being a realtor with these said 2nd homes. I already do half the selling for the realtors as it is and it seems lucrative enough.

oh and yeah I guess skiing before work everyday is a plus.
Dec 10 2018 11:41PM
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