pina coladas

yes... i love pina colada smoothies



Jazz flutes are for little fairy boys

i like the song, i think it's actually named escape, but you know the one i'm thinking of. it goes 'if you like pina coladas...and gettin caught in the rain...'
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'You have a massive erection'
'No you see it just the pants, it's the pleats, it gives an optical illusion. I'm actually taking them back to the pants store right now. I'm just going to walk this situtation off. Don't act like you're not impressed.' -Anchorman

do u like pina coladas and dancing in the rain

wasting away again in margaritaville searching for my lost shaker of salt. some people say that there is a waomen to blame but iknow its my own damn fault. Como Esta Beetches

you must all be women.





There's plenty of room for all of God's creatures. Right next to the mashed potatoes.

I'd rather be rich than stupid.

soo good