Replying to please explain this

why does it say:'WSKI106 was blunted by the chronic.' on the back of my copy of wski? this makes no sense, as i am not a ghetto child and do not speak gangster
'They sell 'Professional' jump ropes at the sporting goods store. I did not know that jump roping was a career option. I should have paid closer attention during those job planning courses in high school. Anyway, I went there intending to purchase a rifle, but i forgot my wallet and the cashier wouldn't accept my middle finger as collateral. - random internet person quoted by apple

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