Replying to raspberries

are really good. i just ate a box of them, and i have come to the conclusion that people that are cranky and enraged, like ATLANTASKI, should eat a box of raspberries, and all your problems will be answered

'They sell 'Professional' jump ropes at the sporting goods store. I did not know that jump roping was a career option. I should have paid closer attention during those job planning courses in high school. Anyway, I went there intending to purchase a rifle, but i forgot my wallet and the cashier wouldn't accept my middle finger as collateral. - random internet person quoted by apple