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How can I break my skis so my rich parents will be forced to buy me new ones?

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Jah-Beef
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Need ideas for how to break my shit skis so I can get some on3ps or something. Can’t be to obvious with it too. Thanks guys
Dec 3 2018 2:12PM
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cultrara
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Why not have a candid conversation with your parents explaining why your current skis don't cut it and how new ones would be better for you?

Or, you could buy the skis yourself. ON3P offers financing: https://shop.on3pskis.com/pages/ski-financing. Mow some lawns and shovel some driveways and pay your skis off.
Dec 3 2018 2:19PM
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PsychicMigration
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Wish I had this problem.
Dec 3 2018 2:32PM
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DuncanS
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Don’t lift up your tips when getting off the lift to snap your cores
Dec 3 2018 2:33PM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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Why not just create a kickstarter called Ski for LOVE?
Dec 3 2018 2:34PM
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DirtYStylE
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Send them to me and tell your parents they got stolen
Dec 3 2018 2:39PM
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Rum_Ham
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I heard skiing into a ditch works
Dec 3 2018 3:29PM
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skiitsbetter
Posts: 133 - Karma: 309
I once talked to this freeski comp kid's dad and he said his kid goes through 3 pairs a year. I would suggest hitting rocks
Dec 3 2018 3:31PM
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JWillySkeez
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Shove them up your ass
Dec 3 2018 4:12PM
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_____alfredo____
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TRVP_ANGELWhy not just create a kickstarter called Ski for LOVE?


ski barfoot across afric
Dec 3 2018 4:36PM
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CalumSKI
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tell ur parents they got stolen but actually just hide them at ur local
boom
u got 2 pair o skis
Dec 3 2018 5:47PM
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Poikenz
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Go into your mom's purse and take her money or credit card, buy in-store or online. When you get the skis you tell them that you won some sort of BS contest. Hopefully your parents are somewhat careless about money and don't notice the transaction or the stolen cash (doubtful). Or just sell your Dad and Son matching blue puffy north face jacket and use that to buy skis.
Dec 3 2018 6:26PM
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iced
Posts: 3070 - Karma: 17,945
1. detune the skis on your parents thoat
2.attend funeral
3. inherit stuff on will
4.????
5. profit
















6. commit sepeku by ski 2 years later out of guilt
Dec 3 2018 6:51PM
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T.L.
Posts: 4729 - Karma: 3,008
Jump off the highest lift. I'm sure they'll break too.
Dec 3 2018 7:35PM
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Saucerboyshane
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How is this even a question? wtf lol
Dec 3 2018 7:42PM
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weastcoat
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You’re a real fuckwad.
Dec 3 2018 8:32PM
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SendyMcSendyface
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Jah-BeefNeed ideas for how to break my shit skis so I can get some on3ps or something. Can’t be to obvious with it too. Thanks guys


Get a job and buy them yourself numbnuts.

Fucking zoomers
Dec 4 2018 11:27AM
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Jah-Beef
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Did this to get a good laugh out of Newschoolers, can say I laughed my ass off for a good 5 minutes from these responses thx guys
Dec 4 2018 11:55AM
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oldworld_newlife
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Jah-BeefDid this to get a good laugh out of Newschoolers, can say I laughed my ass off for a good 5 minutes from these responses thx guys


Nice cover story , we're on to you
Dec 4 2018 12:23PM
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Jah-Beef
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midwesternmaniacNice cover story , we're on to you


Damn you got me, how could you tell?
Dec 4 2018 12:28PM
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oldworld_newlife
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Jah-BeefDamn you got me, how could you tell?


You spelled thanks thx

**This post was edited on Dec 4th 2018 at 12:52:05pm
Dec 4 2018 12:51PM
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clorox
Posts: 1728 - Karma: 4,861
Idk man if they're not park skis, you could go old school and put your tails in boiling water so you can bend them up. Sharpen your edges. Sharp edges are way more likely to get cracks, because of the uneven area getting really hot, then really cold. Maybe try dome disasters to flat?
Dec 4 2018 4:13PM
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Powside
Posts: 22 - Karma: 55
Jah-BeefNeed ideas for how to break my shit skis so I can get some on3ps or something. Can’t be to obvious with it too. Thanks guys

Why not ask your rich parents for new skis for Christmas, they'll spoil you. And then sell your old skis or give them to a friend.
Dec 4 2018 5:48PM
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park_orphan
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bomb the steepest trail on your mountain and don't stop or turn. should do the trick

**This post was edited on Dec 4th 2018 at 9:15:33pm
Dec 4 2018 6:02PM
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dolanslebensraum
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Op is whoring for attention which is why he made this thread, but the sickening thing is
Alot of americans
Are so spoiled they actually would
Say something like this unironically
Dec 4 2018 6:15PM
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Rum_Ham
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DolanReloadedOp is whoring for attention which is why he made this thread, but the sickening thing is
Alot of americans
Are so spoiled they actually would
Say something like this unironically


Yeah because only America has spoiled kids
Dec 4 2018 6:32PM
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CalumSKI
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Rum_HamYeah because only America has spoiled kids


Idk about that

**This post was edited on Dec 5th 2018 at 8:37:23am
Dec 4 2018 7:21PM
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dolanslebensraum
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Rum_HamYeah because only America has spoiled kids

You are fucking autistic if you dont know how pathologically spoiled american kids are. Literally these liberal shits think money grows on trees and nobody would have to work if the rich were forced to pay for everything.
Dec 4 2018 7:49PM
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Rum_Ham
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DolanReloadedYou are fucking autistic if you dont know how pathologically spoiled american kids are. Literally these liberal shits think money grows on trees and nobody would have to work if the rich were forced to pay for everything.


Sure there are spoiled American kids but they are the exception not the rule. Your statement is a bit of a contradiction as most of the super spoiled rich kids are not fans of socialism. I’d say the International students at my university are far more spoiled, they all walk around in designer everything and drive brand new g wagons and other extremely expensive cars.

I think you’re confusing being spoiled with being entitled in which case I would agree most American kids are incredibly entitled.
Dec 4 2018 7:53PM
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Rum_Ham
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Wait I just got baited by a skierman alias didn’t I
Dec 4 2018 7:54PM
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old.man.tibbles
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Instead of breaking your skis, you should break your penis, then you're rich parents truly will be forced to buy you a new one. Enter your GF from cowgirl, and have her backslap hard, like you always do on skis when you drop 18 inch cliffs. Then get a job (because hopefully your parents upgraded you to a bigger, or at least normal size penis) and buy new skis yourself. Your GF will also be happier.
Dec 4 2018 8:08PM
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dolanslebensraum
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Rum_HamSure there are spoiled American kids but they are the exception not the rule. Your statement is a bit of a contradiction as most of the super spoiled rich kids are not fans of socialism. I’d say the International students at my university are far more spoiled, they all walk around in designer everything and drive brand new g wagons and other extremely expensive cars.

I think you’re confusing being spoiled with being entitled in which case I would agree most American kids are incredibly entitled.


I usually conflate spoiledness with entitledness.
Dec 4 2018 8:30PM
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CharlzHub
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Trannyfind way too hard
Dec 5 2018 5:51AM
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HaydenB
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Put them under your parents car tires and say you don’t know how they got there
Dec 5 2018 11:19AM
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Cheetodawg
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Jah-BeefNeed ideas for how to break my shit skis so I can get some on3ps or something. Can’t be to obvious with it too. Thanks guys


Urban rn fr fr
Dec 5 2018 12:02PM
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lmmcc
Posts: 292 - Karma: 680
old.man.tibblesInstead of breaking your skis, you should break your penis, then you're rich parents truly will be forced to buy you a new one. Enter your GF from cowgirl, and have her backslap hard, like you always do on skis when you drop 18 inch cliffs. Then get a job (because hopefully your parents upgraded you to a bigger, or at least normal size penis) and buy new skis yourself. Your GF will also be happier.


Pretty sure it's a boyfriend for OP
Dec 5 2018 12:38PM
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Evantheshredster
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Jah-BeefNeed ideas for how to break my shit skis so I can get some on3ps or something. Can’t be to obvious with it too. Thanks guys


i mean like you could use a razor blade and and a flathead screwdriver to pry out the edge, or just say they were on the rack at a resort and got stolen.
Dec 5 2018 1:21PM
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freestyler540
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Get them stolen?
(I read the thread)
Dec 6 2018 1:16PM
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Str8FreshTap
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Just run over the skis with your Dad's Porsche, or use your old skis to make some totally awesome art, that everyone will pay loads of money for, and then sell them on Etsy and buy new skis. 🤦🏼‍♂️
Dec 6 2018 2:14PM
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Evantheshredster
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DirtYStylESend them to me and tell your parents they got stolen


who disliked this?
its honestly not a bad idea
Dec 6 2018 2:18PM
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jonsvibe
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Start a Gofundme saying you got a brain tumor. Then turn your shit skis into shot skis
Dec 6 2018 10:07PM
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DirtYStylE
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Wow! Thanks NS! OP saw that I had the most upvoted comment. He took the advice and sent me the skis. You are the best OP!
Dec 17 2018 8:05PM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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Proofs?
DirtYStylEWow! Thanks NS! OP saw that I had the most upvoted comment. He took the advice and sent me the skis. You are the best OP!
Dec 17 2018 8:17PM
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brian0
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Break one of the stopper and let the ski run off a double black diamond, u will never see it again
Dec 17 2018 9:50PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
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TRVP_ANGELWhy not just create a kickstarter called Ski for LOVE?

No, tell them you are going to ski across africa, BAREFOOT. Good luck clicking in.
Dec 17 2018 10:32PM
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pmb
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Film quattro 3
Dec 17 2018 10:38PM
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skiguy04
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The best way is to get new skis is by getting curb stomped by thugs
Dec 22 2018 3:21AM
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iced
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TRVP_ANGELWhy not just create a kickstarter called Ski for LOVE?


all these kickstarters, but i think we need to. adress the greatest problem this century is facing head on

LOVE for LOVE 2k18 donate today
Dec 22 2018 11:08PM
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musclehamster
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Let josh Wong use em on rails for a few weeks
Dec 23 2018 8:27PM
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ThatSkiierKidd64
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Lit them on fire and say the deval got em
Dec 24 2018 5:38PM
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