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What is your rowdiest claim?

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Dddsz
Posts: 3042 - Karma: 7,326
What lines at big ski areas or Backcountry spots have earned you significant GNAR points? Let's see whose ski penis is the biggest. This thread is for pros too, y'all are too humble.

Straight-lined Alta Zero on closing day at JH.

Now u
Nov 29 2018 12:35PM
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powpatrol
Posts: 1710 - Karma: 11,076
Didn’t pizza once on a beginners slope
Nov 29 2018 12:36PM
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-eREKTion-
Posts: 1630 - Karma: 10,949
Once I drank two beers on a single chairlift ride.
Nov 29 2018 12:38PM
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Jems
Posts: 7569 - Karma: 98,326
Attempted cork 7
Nov 29 2018 12:40PM
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Lonely
Posts: 6816 - Karma: 63,278
Straight lined some drops on Das Boat/Toilet Bowl at Grand Targhee. Was pretty stoked considering how we don't have terrain that large in the midwest.
Nov 29 2018 12:46PM
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weastcoat
Posts: 6444 - Karma: 74,410
Almost jumped straight into a snow gun tower (at pretty high speed) after misjudging my angle of takeoff on a berm.
Nov 29 2018 1:10PM
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iskeaah
Posts: 248 - Karma: 762
Cased a 40 foot jump. *verylittleshinbang
Nov 29 2018 1:23PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51983 - Karma: 166,559
When I was 6 I wanted to show my mom how sick of a skier I was. Steepish bunny slope. Straight tucked it like a boss, pow flying up off my skis. Huge smile, killing it. Then both tips caught dub ejected to my face in a wet pile of sadness and regret.
Nov 29 2018 1:37PM
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PB1
Posts: 98 - Karma: 660
tried a hippy killer on a hippy
Nov 29 2018 1:40PM
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cheerio
Posts: 1032 - Karma: 3,415
Straight lined the bunny slope on my 3rd run skiing of my life. Made it to the bottom before crashing /Claim

Got Full Tilts /Claim

**This post was edited on Nov 29th 2018 at 5:16:38pm
Nov 29 2018 1:49PM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
Posts: 9438 - Karma: 69,276
I put down the biggest slashes at the bottom of regulator at snowbird and its not even close.
Nov 29 2018 2:47PM
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TRVP_ANGEL
Posts: 12544 - Karma: 116,814
Gave my teacher homework
Nov 29 2018 3:25PM
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Dunderflip
Posts: 535 - Karma: 2,449
skied the Cirque on vishnus with no poles

**This post was edited on Nov 29th 2018 at 4:23:23pm
Nov 29 2018 4:22PM
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lil.Boye
Posts: 2734 - Karma: 12,513
once fell in the liftline.
Nov 29 2018 4:53PM
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theabortionator
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lil.Boyeonce fell in the liftline.


The ditch?
Nov 29 2018 4:57PM
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michigang
Posts: 521 - Karma: 1,206
slid under a rope once to hit some pow, pretty wild stuff
Nov 29 2018 5:11PM
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B_K
Posts: 723 - Karma: 1,294
Straight lined extra chute last season
Nov 29 2018 5:31PM
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lil.Boye
Posts: 2734 - Karma: 12,513
theabortionatorThe ditch?

Nope. Was pretty flat. The ditch is a day of it's own
Nov 29 2018 6:25PM
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bnewbs6
Posts: 1919 - Karma: 1,463
I competed in the olympics /claim.
My rowdiest claim to date is hitting the triple at the water ramps (big boy ariels jump) from the very top of the drop in and doing a single backflip.
Nov 29 2018 6:34PM
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methscratchface
Posts: 1204 - Karma: 4,445
pyramid gap in 2002 on some skinny planks in marginal conditions. Fell 3 times on inrun. scary shit. On 4th try absolutely compressed before takeoff and got way back seat and went thru the air upside down. Hit top of landing ass first and both skis blew off 50 feet below. cheers to being 19 and dumb!
Nov 29 2018 11:15PM
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JamaicanWeezer
Posts: 82 - Karma: 186
I dropped in and smacked the lip,,, WAPAHH
Nov 29 2018 11:49PM
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r00kie
Posts: 5238 - Karma: 59,587
Once hiked east wall at a-bay. Hiked back down, shits freaky to a lowly Michigander.
Nov 30 2018 8:18AM
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dolanslebensraum
Posts: 5959 - Karma: -13,100
One time i went to bed without brushing my teeth but my mom knew cause
She felt my brush and that shit was dry.
True story.
Also im accualy dolan which is to say i own all of you.
Nov 30 2018 9:03AM
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MFZOREN
Posts: 312 - Karma: 502
I was feeling it one day and sent a backie off the cannon at beaver creek and this little kid missed the shot
Nov 30 2018 10:56AM
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ButteredToast.
Posts: 6459 - Karma: 2,570
Backflipped Corbet’s Couloir



Just kidding I dropped that shit like normal and stomped it and then laid into a hard left carve where my toe piece decided to go on strike and then I proceeded to do the worst tomohawk I’ve ever done in my entire life right in front of the tram.

I looked like a weenie and no one knew it wasn’t my fault :(

Nov 30 2018 11:05AM
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SuspiciousFish
Posts: 2794 - Karma: 16,910
I was up at Mary Jane a while back and lapping the tree runs on the Challenger lift. I was cruising Corona Way to get back and screwing around on the berms and caught an edge riding switch and tumbled off the catwalk. I rolled all the way down the hill in the powder and ended up about 5 ft away from the half frozen creek at the bottom. It took about 20 min to get my shit together and climb back up to the catwalk and got a bunch of weird looks as I clawed my way back onto the groomer.
Nov 30 2018 11:32AM
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ObjectMocked
Posts: 100 - Karma: 230
Dropped into the 2nd notch on East wall at abay. Did it proper with no hiking in. Just 15 feet of straightline into a beaut of a line. Like being shot out of a cannon.
Dec 1 2018 3:46PM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
Posts: 9438 - Karma: 69,276
Changing my claim, today when I was waiting in the liftline a ski patroller came up to me, hadn't even skied a run yet and said,
"We've got a lot of people up here today so take it easy"

Have been going just as hard and slashed whenever ski patrol says slow down as I whiz by
Dec 1 2018 3:57PM
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Skibumsmith
Posts: 5441 - Karma: 11,942
Got lost on my line at the bird once
https://www.instagram.com/p/BDi9uvsJu71/
Dec 1 2018 5:31PM
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Andi_G
Posts: 3086 - Karma: 15,117
I've switch backflipped off the cornice into the bowls at Sun Valley
Dec 1 2018 5:37PM
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everlast
Posts: 1130 - Karma: 1,270
I fucked a chick in the ass in a gondola.
Dec 1 2018 5:37PM
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jamsandwich
Posts: 42 - Karma: 131
Central Couloir. Biffed the exit air total chad move
Dec 1 2018 6:29PM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
Posts: 9438 - Karma: 69,276
Holy fuck
SkibumsmithGot lost on my line at the bird once
https://www.instagram.com/p/BDi9uvsJu71/
Dec 1 2018 6:38PM
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ButteredToast.
Posts: 6459 - Karma: 2,570
SkibumsmithGot lost on my line at the bird once
https://www.instagram.com/p/BDi9uvsJu71/


Hahaha what line were you going for? That looks scary as hell. Your buddy’s laughter adds so much to that clip

I assume you were fine though so I bet it was kinda fun

**This post was edited on Dec 1st 2018 at 6:53:26pm
Dec 1 2018 6:52PM
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-skian-
Posts: 447 - Karma: 2,352
Straightlined elk ridge at snowbasin at the end of a 45 degree day with mad slush moguls. Hit 68mph. Barely made it to strawberry it was so slow on last chance.
Dec 1 2018 8:38PM
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Dddsz
Posts: 3042 - Karma: 7,326
SkibumsmithGot lost on my line at the bird once
https://www.instagram.com/p/BDi9uvsJu71/


Your friend sounds like the surfer fish from SpongeBob.
Dec 1 2018 9:12PM
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Pilsby
Posts: 233 - Karma: 1,091
I cooked eggs on the chairlift and got on jerry of the day.
Dec 1 2018 9:53PM
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TRVP_ANGEL
Posts: 12544 - Karma: 116,814
SkibumsmithGot lost on my line at the bird once
https://www.instagram.com/p/BDi9uvsJu71/


the amazement of the cammer + the "fuck this was a bad idea" take-off made this video so good
Dec 1 2018 10:08PM
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Gnar_Shralp406
Posts: 336 - Karma: 2,107
I got cut off by some Jerry after Nun's Cunt
https://www.instagram.com/p/BhJohA-AM4w/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=krr328brheow
Dec 2 2018 12:06AM
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GayWolf420
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I made Snowbird's instagram and other social media feeds like 2-3 years ago on a mid-april blower day......I somehow managed to get firsties up Gadzoom and then firsties up Gad II, and then proceeded to slash and burn all the way down STH right under the lift. Come home, see this cool picture that my friends all tagged me in with like hundreds of likes and shares, and im all like "lol oh shit thats me"
Dec 2 2018 1:59AM
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everlast
Posts: 1130 - Karma: 1,270
DeebieSkeebiesI made Snowbird's instagram and other social media feeds like 2-3 years ago on a mid-april blower day......I somehow managed to get firsties up Gadzoom and then firsties up Gad II, and then proceeded to slash and burn all the way down STH right under the lift. Come home, see this cool picture that my friends all tagged me in with like hundreds of likes and shares, and im all like "lol oh shit thats me"


did you get any pussy or ass out of it???

and did any girls hit u up wanting to give u blowjobs after u made the instagram page
Dec 2 2018 9:14AM
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powpatrol
Posts: 1710 - Karma: 11,076
everlastdid you get any pussy or ass out of it???

and did any girls hit u up wanting to give u blowjobs after u made the instagram page


he got 10pussy and 4.5 ass
Dec 2 2018 12:53PM
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Dddsz
Posts: 3042 - Karma: 7,326
Gnar_Shralp406I got cut off by some Jerry after Nun's Cunt
https://www.instagram.com/p/BhJohA-AM4w/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=krr328brheow


Pretty sure Jerry would be vaporised by anyone coming out of there at mach potato
Dec 2 2018 6:42PM
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xxACIDTRIPxx
Posts: 5980 - Karma: 8,176
PilsbyI cooked eggs on the chairlift and got on jerry of the day.


Winner winner
Dec 2 2018 7:30PM
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bergobeanz
Posts: 264 - Karma: 962
Once at a-bay when I was like 12 went under a rope and hit a small “cliff” landed way forward and tomahawked right under the chair
Dec 2 2018 11:31PM
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Moid
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BigPurpleSkiSuitChanging my claim, today when I was waiting in the liftline a ski patroller came up to me, hadn't even skied a run yet and said,
"We've got a lot of people up here today so take it easy"

Have been going just as hard and slashed whenever ski patrol says slow down as I whiz by


Little Cottonwood in a nutshell.
Dec 3 2018 12:40AM
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JWillySkeez
Posts: 424 - Karma: 1,100
Skied get serious chutes at snowbird ass naked and it ended up being rock hard above the takeoff for the cliff, overall not ideal would recommend doing this in temps > 30F.
Dec 3 2018 4:46PM
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elm.
Posts: 1510 - Karma: 13,602
50/50'd a box on a snowboard once. friends don't belive me 2 this day
Dec 3 2018 8:15PM
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SPK_
Posts: 202 - Karma: 1,050
I won a comp doing a 180.
I even grabbed it.
Dec 3 2018 11:18PM
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mountaindewgirl
Posts: 2290 - Karma: 20,850
Chipped my tooth stomping a cornice when I heliskied the Himilayas. Still my best pickup line.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BfZslkHhRiw/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=1vpfvg76ubbek
Dec 4 2018 1:05AM
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Butterytips69
Posts: 728 - Karma: 8,148
Hit the tech line at Bridger. If you don't know it, it's because it's too techy for you
Dec 6 2018 8:08PM
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