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What is your rowdiest claim?

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Dddsz
Posts: 3042 - Karma: 7,323
What lines at big ski areas or Backcountry spots have earned you significant GNAR points? Let's see whose ski penis is the biggest. This thread is for pros too, y'all are too humble.

Straight-lined Alta Zero on closing day at JH.

Now u
6 years ago
17 2
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powpatrol
Posts: 1735 - Karma: 11,179
Didn’t pizza once on a beginners slope
6 years ago
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-eREKTion-
Posts: 1632 - Karma: 10,983
Once I drank two beers on a single chairlift ride.
6 years ago
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Jems
Posts: 7633 - Karma: 99,475
Attempted cork 7
6 years ago
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Lonely
Posts: 6999 - Karma: 66,807
Straight lined some drops on Das Boat/Toilet Bowl at Grand Targhee. Was pretty stoked considering how we don't have terrain that large in the midwest.
6 years ago
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weastcoat
Posts: 6494 - Karma: 75,155
Almost jumped straight into a snow gun tower (at pretty high speed) after misjudging my angle of takeoff on a berm.
6 years ago
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iskeaah
Posts: 248 - Karma: 762
Cased a 40 foot jump. *verylittleshinbang
6 years ago
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theabortionator
Posts: 52330 - Karma: 170,770
When I was 6 I wanted to show my mom how sick of a skier I was. Steepish bunny slope. Straight tucked it like a boss, pow flying up off my skis. Huge smile, killing it. Then both tips caught dub ejected to my face in a wet pile of sadness and regret.
6 years ago
17 0
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PB1
Posts: 98 - Karma: 660
tried a hippy killer on a hippy
6 years ago
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cheerio
Posts: 1032 - Karma: 3,415
Straight lined the bunny slope on my 3rd run skiing of my life. Made it to the bottom before crashing /Claim

Got Full Tilts /Claim

**This post was edited on Nov 29th 2018 at 5:16:38pm
6 years ago
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
Posts: 9540 - Karma: 70,628
I put down the biggest slashes at the bottom of regulator at snowbird and its not even close.
6 years ago
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TRVP_ANGEL
Posts: 12634 - Karma: 118,253
Gave my teacher homework
6 years ago
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Dunderflip
Posts: 535 - Karma: 2,449
skied the Cirque on vishnus with no poles

**This post was edited on Nov 29th 2018 at 4:23:23pm
6 years ago
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lil.Boye
Posts: 2762 - Karma: 12,494
once fell in the liftline.
6 years ago
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theabortionator
Posts: 52330 - Karma: 170,770
lil.Boyeonce fell in the liftline.


The ditch?
6 years ago
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michigang
Posts: 521 - Karma: 1,206
slid under a rope once to hit some pow, pretty wild stuff
6 years ago
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B_K
Posts: 723 - Karma: 1,295
Straight lined extra chute last season
6 years ago
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lil.Boye
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theabortionatorThe ditch?

Nope. Was pretty flat. The ditch is a day of it's own
6 years ago
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bnewbs6
Posts: 1919 - Karma: 1,463
I competed in the olympics /claim.
My rowdiest claim to date is hitting the triple at the water ramps (big boy ariels jump) from the very top of the drop in and doing a single backflip.
6 years ago
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methscratchface
Posts: 1204 - Karma: 4,446
pyramid gap in 2002 on some skinny planks in marginal conditions. Fell 3 times on inrun. scary shit. On 4th try absolutely compressed before takeoff and got way back seat and went thru the air upside down. Hit top of landing ass first and both skis blew off 50 feet below. cheers to being 19 and dumb!
6 years ago
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JamaicanWeezer
Posts: 82 - Karma: 186
I dropped in and smacked the lip,,, WAPAHH
6 years ago
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r00kie
Posts: 5238 - Karma: 59,591
Once hiked east wall at a-bay. Hiked back down, shits freaky to a lowly Michigander.
6 years ago
15 1
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dolanslebensraum
Posts: 5959 - Karma: -13,095
One time i went to bed without brushing my teeth but my mom knew cause
She felt my brush and that shit was dry.
True story.
Also im accualy dolan which is to say i own all of you.
6 years ago
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MFZOREN
Posts: 312 - Karma: 503
I was feeling it one day and sent a backie off the cannon at beaver creek and this little kid missed the shot
6 years ago
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ButteredToast.
Posts: 6459 - Karma: 2,571
Backflipped Corbet’s Couloir



Just kidding I dropped that shit like normal and stomped it and then laid into a hard left carve where my toe piece decided to go on strike and then I proceeded to do the worst tomohawk I’ve ever done in my entire life right in front of the tram.

I looked like a weenie and no one knew it wasn’t my fault :(

6 years ago
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SuspiciousFish
Posts: 2794 - Karma: 16,914
I was up at Mary Jane a while back and lapping the tree runs on the Challenger lift. I was cruising Corona Way to get back and screwing around on the berms and caught an edge riding switch and tumbled off the catwalk. I rolled all the way down the hill in the powder and ended up about 5 ft away from the half frozen creek at the bottom. It took about 20 min to get my shit together and climb back up to the catwalk and got a bunch of weird looks as I clawed my way back onto the groomer.
6 years ago
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ObjectMocked
Posts: 100 - Karma: 230
Dropped into the 2nd notch on East wall at abay. Did it proper with no hiking in. Just 15 feet of straightline into a beaut of a line. Like being shot out of a cannon.
6 years ago
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
Posts: 9540 - Karma: 70,628
Changing my claim, today when I was waiting in the liftline a ski patroller came up to me, hadn't even skied a run yet and said,
"We've got a lot of people up here today so take it easy"

Have been going just as hard and slashed whenever ski patrol says slow down as I whiz by
6 years ago
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Skibumsmith
Posts: 5460 - Karma: 12,254
Got lost on my line at the bird once
https://www.instagram.com/p/BDi9uvsJu71/
6 years ago
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Andi_G
Posts: 3099 - Karma: 15,248
I've switch backflipped off the cornice into the bowls at Sun Valley
6 years ago
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everlast
Posts: 1130 - Karma: 1,272
I fucked a chick in the ass in a gondola.
6 years ago
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jamsandwich
Posts: 42 - Karma: 131
Central Couloir. Biffed the exit air total chad move
6 years ago
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
Posts: 9540 - Karma: 70,628
Holy fuck
SkibumsmithGot lost on my line at the bird once
https://www.instagram.com/p/BDi9uvsJu71/
6 years ago
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ButteredToast.
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SkibumsmithGot lost on my line at the bird once
https://www.instagram.com/p/BDi9uvsJu71/


Hahaha what line were you going for? That looks scary as hell. Your buddy’s laughter adds so much to that clip

I assume you were fine though so I bet it was kinda fun

**This post was edited on Dec 1st 2018 at 6:53:26pm
6 years ago
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-skian-
Posts: 624 - Karma: 3,868
Straightlined elk ridge at snowbasin at the end of a 45 degree day with mad slush moguls. Hit 68mph. Barely made it to strawberry it was so slow on last chance.
6 years ago
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Dddsz
Posts: 3042 - Karma: 7,323
SkibumsmithGot lost on my line at the bird once
https://www.instagram.com/p/BDi9uvsJu71/


Your friend sounds like the surfer fish from SpongeBob.
6 years ago
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Pilsby
Posts: 233 - Karma: 1,091
I cooked eggs on the chairlift and got on jerry of the day.
6 years ago
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TRVP_ANGEL
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SkibumsmithGot lost on my line at the bird once
https://www.instagram.com/p/BDi9uvsJu71/


the amazement of the cammer + the "fuck this was a bad idea" take-off made this video so good
6 years ago
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Gnar_Shralp406
Posts: 340 - Karma: 2,175
I got cut off by some Jerry after Nun's Cunt
https://www.instagram.com/p/BhJohA-AM4w/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=krr328brheow
6 years ago
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GayWolf420
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I made Snowbird's instagram and other social media feeds like 2-3 years ago on a mid-april blower day......I somehow managed to get firsties up Gadzoom and then firsties up Gad II, and then proceeded to slash and burn all the way down STH right under the lift. Come home, see this cool picture that my friends all tagged me in with like hundreds of likes and shares, and im all like "lol oh shit thats me"
6 years ago
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everlast
Posts: 1130 - Karma: 1,272
DeebieSkeebiesI made Snowbird's instagram and other social media feeds like 2-3 years ago on a mid-april blower day......I somehow managed to get firsties up Gadzoom and then firsties up Gad II, and then proceeded to slash and burn all the way down STH right under the lift. Come home, see this cool picture that my friends all tagged me in with like hundreds of likes and shares, and im all like "lol oh shit thats me"


did you get any pussy or ass out of it???

and did any girls hit u up wanting to give u blowjobs after u made the instagram page
6 years ago
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powpatrol
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everlastdid you get any pussy or ass out of it???

and did any girls hit u up wanting to give u blowjobs after u made the instagram page


he got 10pussy and 4.5 ass
6 years ago
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Dddsz
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Gnar_Shralp406I got cut off by some Jerry after Nun's Cunt
https://www.instagram.com/p/BhJohA-AM4w/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=krr328brheow


Pretty sure Jerry would be vaporised by anyone coming out of there at mach potato
6 years ago
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xxACIDTRIPxx
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PilsbyI cooked eggs on the chairlift and got on jerry of the day.


Winner winner
6 years ago
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bergobeanz
Posts: 264 - Karma: 962
Once at a-bay when I was like 12 went under a rope and hit a small “cliff” landed way forward and tomahawked right under the chair
6 years ago
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Moid
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BigPurpleSkiSuitChanging my claim, today when I was waiting in the liftline a ski patroller came up to me, hadn't even skied a run yet and said,
"We've got a lot of people up here today so take it easy"

Have been going just as hard and slashed whenever ski patrol says slow down as I whiz by


Little Cottonwood in a nutshell.
6 years ago
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JWillySkeez
Posts: 424 - Karma: 1,100
Skied get serious chutes at snowbird ass naked and it ended up being rock hard above the takeoff for the cliff, overall not ideal would recommend doing this in temps > 30F.
6 years ago
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elm.
Posts: 1510 - Karma: 13,605
50/50'd a box on a snowboard once. friends don't belive me 2 this day
6 years ago
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SPK_
Posts: 202 - Karma: 1,050
I won a comp doing a 180.
I even grabbed it.
6 years ago
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mountaindewgirl
Posts: 2317 - Karma: 21,125
Chipped my tooth stomping a cornice when I heliskied the Himilayas. Still my best pickup line.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BfZslkHhRiw/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=1vpfvg76ubbek
6 years ago
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Butterytips69
Posts: 731 - Karma: 8,201
Hit the tech line at Bridger. If you don't know it, it's because it's too techy for you
6 years ago
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