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How to be sexed?

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.FRY.
Posts: 5620 - Karma: 22,861
i am finally a big boy and i think i am ready to do sex. once i find a female who wants to sexual intercourse me how do i do it? my mom showed me how a long time ago but i forget.

p.s. i am hi as fuck on sharpies and elmers glue
Nov 29 2018 4:40AM
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eheeth
Posts: 459 - Karma: 2,529
shit chat
Nov 29 2018 6:36AM
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PB1
Posts: 98 - Karma: 660
practice on dog
Nov 29 2018 7:55AM
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Auzy
Posts: 569 - Karma: 1,827
Make like 20 more shit threads and then you should be ready
Nov 29 2018 10:29AM
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DirtYStylE
Posts: 3652 - Karma: 8,889
AuzyMake like 20 more shit threads and then you should be ready


Can confirm this works

Flirting and trolling are subtly different
Nov 29 2018 12:18PM
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Titus69
Posts: 9329 - Karma: 17,816
Remember when you didn't post shit?
Nov 29 2018 2:55PM
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iced
Posts: 3070 - Karma: 17,972
chicks dig it when you ski off a cliff onto spikes, permenantly damaging the hand you use to type threads like these
Nov 29 2018 4:24PM
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