Fun facts about skiing

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Park skiing was founded in 1910 when Jonathan Park was skiing to get firewood and slid over a log by accident.

The soundwave that Tanner's ankles made traveled around the world 3 times.

It took the Mayans 15 years to build the Rocky mountains.

max hill did the first ever zero spin

Newschool skiing began in 1825 when General Custer discovered strange shapes of buffalo bones in Native American encampments after he slaughtered the villagers. Custer was, of course, an avid skier but he had never seen skis that curved up in the tail. He designed a pair of skis to model the curved tail because he dreamed of being able to ski backwards. Later that year, after he built a considerable number of houses in California, Custer brought his skis up to Donner Pass in CA and tested his new prototypes.
After promptly landing a Cork 1260 which required him to land backwards, Custer knew he had created an incredible sport. Moving forward 136 years, Custer was fed up with the lack of coverage his sport was getting. He proceeded to turn FIS which was originally an organization started by him (Fuck Indians and Shit) into Federation International de Ski. Yeah, bitch spoke French. He pushed for skiing to be featured in the XGames and before long it had transformed from an unknown sport to a very very unpopular and not well known support. Custer died a happy man in 2006.
In 1999, newschoolers.com formed as a haven for 14-17 year old boys who were struggling with Marijuana dependancy. It later turned into a skiing website and the average age decreased by 12 percent.
In 2002, skiers began dressing like black people in hope of having the smooth styling of many famous hip hop stars. This failed, yet the tradition of dressing in baggy clothing stuck around through the present day. Many are turned off by Newschool skiing because many of the people who partake in the sport look like huge faggots. Custer formed the sport as a white supremacy sport for he did not like any other races, therefore the sport was never successfully integrated with hip hop culture to the chagrin of about 10,000 14 year olds across the nation
In 2009, in hope of bringing more exposure to Newschool skiing, Custer's great great grandson, Drater, spread a rumor of a massively complicated newschool skiing game called Jib Life. Jib Life was the greatest trolling event in Newschool skiing history. It never even existed. Drater learned what his name mean when spelled backwards and he promptly committed suicide by joining the EpicSki forums.

^^^Holy shit, best read all week.

Can we get this flipped onto an article on the front page please?!? Fuck Indians and Shit.....LOLOLOL

Skiing has a history of almost five millennia.[1] Although modern skiing has evolved from beginnings in Scandinavia, it may have been practiced more than 100 centuries ago in what is now China, according to an interpretation of ancient paintings.[2][3]

The word "ski" is one of a handful of words that Norway has exported to the international community. It comes from the Old Norse word "skíð" which means "split piece of wood or firewood".[4]

Asymmetrical skis were used in northern Finland and Sweden until at least the late 19th century. On one foot, the skier wore a long straight non-arching ski for sliding, and a shorter ski was worn on the other foot for kicking. The underside of the short ski was either plain or covered with animal skin to aid this use, while the long ski supporting the weight of the skier was treated with animal fat in a similar manner to modern ski waxing.

Early skiers used one long pole or spear. The first depiction of a skier with two ski poles dates to 1741.[5]

Skiing was primarily used for transport until the mid-19th century, but since then has also become a recreation and sport.[6] Military ski races were held in Norway during the 18th century,[7] and ski warfare was studied in the late 18th century.[8] As equipment evolved and ski lifts were developed during the late 19th and early 20th centuries, two main genres of skiing emerged—Alpine (downhill) skiing and Nordic skiing. The main difference between the two is the type of ski binding (the way in which the ski boots are attached to the skis). and then some gay kids figured out that it would be cool and logical to slide metal and ride your skis backwards. what fags.

JAHpowNewschool skiing began in 1825 when General Custer discovered strange shapes of buffalo bones in Native American encampments after he slaughtered the villagers. Custer was, of course, an avid skier but he had never seen skis that curved up in the tail. He designed a pair of skis to model the curved tail because he dreamed of being able to ski backwards. Later that year, after he built a considerable number of houses in California, Custer brought his skis up to Donner Pass in CA and tested his new prototypes.
After promptly landing a Cork 1260 which required him to land backwards, Custer knew he had created an incredible sport. Moving forward 136 years, Custer was fed up with the lack of coverage his sport was getting. He proceeded to turn FIS which was originally an organization started by him (Fuck Indians and Shit) into Federation International de Ski. Yeah, bitch spoke French. He pushed for skiing to be featured in the XGames and before long it had transformed from an unknown sport to a very very unpopular and not well known support. Custer died a happy man in 2006.
In 1999, newschoolers.com formed as a haven for 14-17 year old boys who were struggling with Marijuana dependancy. It later turned into a skiing website and the average age decreased by 12 percent.
In 2002, skiers began dressing like black people in hope of having the smooth styling of many famous hip hop stars. This failed, yet the tradition of dressing in baggy clothing stuck around through the present day. Many are turned off by Newschool skiing because many of the people who partake in the sport look like huge faggots. Custer formed the sport as a white supremacy sport for he did not like any other races, therefore the sport was never successfully integrated with hip hop culture to the chagrin of about 10,000 14 year olds across the nation
In 2009, in hope of bringing more exposure to Newschool skiing, Custer's great great grandson, Drater, spread a rumor of a massively complicated newschool skiing game called Jib Life. Jib Life was the greatest trolling event in Newschool skiing history. It never even existed. Drater learned what his name mean when spelled backwards and he promptly committed suicide by joining the EpicSki forums.

Yo this should be under the "about us" section of the website.

lil.BoyeSkiing has a history of almost five millennia.[1] Although modern skiing has evolved from beginnings in Scandinavia, it may have been practiced more than 100 centuries ago in what is now China, according to an interpretation of ancient paintings.[2][3]

The word "ski" is one of a handful of words that Norway has exported to the international community. It comes from the Old Norse word "skíð" which means "split piece of wood or firewood".[4]

Asymmetrical skis were used in northern Finland and Sweden until at least the late 19th century. On one foot, the skier wore a long straight non-arching ski for sliding, and a shorter ski was worn on the other foot for kicking. The underside of the short ski was either plain or covered with animal skin to aid this use, while the long ski supporting the weight of the skier was treated with animal fat in a similar manner to modern ski waxing.

Early skiers used one long pole or spear. The first depiction of a skier with two ski poles dates to 1741.[5]

Skiing was primarily used for transport until the mid-19th century, but since then has also become a recreation and sport.[6] Military ski races were held in Norway during the 18th century,[7] and ski warfare was studied in the late 18th century.[8] As equipment evolved and ski lifts were developed during the late 19th and early 20th centuries, two main genres of skiing emerged—Alpine (downhill) skiing and Nordic skiing. The main difference between the two is the type of ski binding (the way in which the ski boots are attached to the skis). and then some gay kids figured out that it would be cool and logical to slide metal and ride your skis backwards. what fags.

Is this the SAT or something?

KilaTsunamimy shitty hoodies made some real sales yesterday while you shitposted discouragement from behind your computer so whose the REAL social outcast here?

watch out don't insult him or he will get mega salty and leave insults on your four year old edits lol

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J_SIs this the SAT or something?

copy+paste wikipedia.

every bone in the human body, except the three smallest inner ear bones, have been broken in ski related accidents.

Man imagine ancestors skiing slopes on dinosaurs thigh bones half pipe, nose butters and backflips