Replying to Online Profiles Crafting Your Destiny?

I honestly feel like my ns profile has some sort of voodoo placed upon it. All the jobs I’ve had are connected to the alter ego I’ve created on here in one way or another. I was a pizza delivery guy a couple summers ago, and a fry cook this past summer. There are countless other connections I’ve noticed but their explanations are too convoluted to reasonably include in this paragraph. Can anyone relate? Discuss.