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Drinking mouthwash

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bueno
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anyone out there stooped so low they drank some listerine to get drunk? Would love to hear your stories/experiences
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shinbangclan
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is this a thing?
does it work?
do I die in the process?
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Idahoe
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There was a news story a while back about a guy mixing acid tabs into listerine and then drinking it and then he stole his neighbors dog because he thought his neighbors house was on fire and that he needed to save the dog. As far as personal experiences, can't say I got any.
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bueno
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Yup it’s fully a thing. There’s something like 17% in regular listerine, heard stories of people making it out alive so may be worth a shot
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bueno
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IdahoeThere was a news story a while back about a guy mixing acid tabs into listerine and then drinking it and then he stole his neighbors dog because he thought his neighbors house was on fire and that he needed to save the dog. As far as personal experiences, can't say I got any.

This story is incredible. Thank you for your time
6 years ago
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IHUFFPAINT
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I'm out of liquor and its Friday night. Ill try it and let you know if it got the job done tomorrow.
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Idahoe
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IHUFFPAINTI'm out of liquor and its Friday night. Ill try it and let you know if it got the job done tomorrow.

username checks out
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-eREKTion-
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When I was in high school I drank a bunch of lemon extract. Shit got me drunk but it wasn't worth it at all, it tasted nasty as fuck and it burned my throat for like a week after.
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IHUFFPAINT
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-eREKTion-When I was in high school I drank a bunch of lemon extract. Shit got me drunk but it wasn't worth it at all, it tasted nasty as fuck and it burned my throat for like a week after.


Good to know, I'll stay away from the lemon extract
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xxACIDTRIPxx
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You'd be better off drinking the cheapest beer you can find.....
6 years ago
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HypeBeast
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Fuck mouthwash. Do thishttps://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/911321/African-Animals-Getting-Drunk-From-Ripe-Marula-Fruit
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theabortionator
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Dr. Mcguilicuddys pretty much is.
6 years ago
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profa_212
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fuck that just give me some everclear
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IHUFFPAINT
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I drank bout 4 shots of Listerine. It does the job just feels like shit going down. Not going to try it again.
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TRVP_ANGEL
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omg i luv drinking mouthwash :3 i like to pretend its the blue shield potion :o from my favrit game fortnite :P although my mum always tells me to spit it out >_< after souprvising me brush my teeth hehe xD but little did she know i just got 25 shield now OwO n i do the fortenite emotes in front of her hehehe ^_^

**This post was edited on Oct 13th 2018 at 2:03:45pm
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Gryllz
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theres a running joke that the Rezzmen on the reserve near my town always have fresh breath

(It's not racist if its true)
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iced
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Weird I just straight up inject it into my heart and I’ve never died
6 years ago
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clorox
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I prefer drinking paint thinner
6 years ago
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Rparr
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I prefer to huff jenkem
6 years ago
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nmwninjart
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Soldiers in serving in Iraq did when they couldnt obtain alcohol from the locals.
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dolanslebensraum
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-eREKTion-When I was in high school I drank a bunch of lemon extract. Shit got me drunk but it wasn't worth it at all, it tasted nasty as fuck and it burned my throat for like a week after.

Vanilla extract is better tasting and like 40% alc.
if i was 16 again and bored id probly steal some robitussin long acting (dxm) and trip balls.
6 years ago
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DirtYStylE
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In 5th grade there was this kid that was trying to pass around a tube of tooth paste. This was during PE
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maejst
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When I was 13 myself and some friends went out late at night to a park backpacks filled with Listerine. Earlier that day we realised it was 20 something percent alcohol and proceeded to drink ourselves silly. I arrived back home and yak'd for 5 hours straight, it was at that point my Mother hears me and takes me to the hospital in which I had to get my stomach pumped. My parents still give me shit for that 5 years on.
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clorox
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I wish my health insurance covered an iv for bad hangovers :(
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CluckaChuck
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I recall going to high school with a kid that would drink hand sanitizer. Can't remember if he ever made it to 18 or not.
6 years ago
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JoeF2661
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finderI wish my health insurance covered an iv for bad hangovers :(

I wish I had health insurance :(
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Idahoe
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IHUFFPAINTI drank bout 4 shots of Listerine. It does the job just feels like shit going down. Not going to try it again.


I heavily respect your degeneracy.
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dolanslebensraum
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This thread pisses the shit out of me.
Buy your kids some fucking beer so they dont fuck up their health with shit like listerine and hand sanitizer.
Its the same reason why fentanyl is in all the dope these days bc government cracked down on shipments of good old heroin.
Out of the frying pan and into the fire is the theme song for american prohibition.
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dolanslebensraum
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This thread pisses the shit out of me.
Buy your kids some fucking beer so they dont fuck up their health with shit like listerine and hand sanitizer.
Its the same reason why fentanyl is in all the dope these days bc government cracked down on shipments of good old heroin.
Out of the frying pan and into the fire is the theme song for american prohibition.
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skiguy04
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Better off just rinsing with mouth wash
6 years ago
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freestyler540
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maejstWhen I was 13 myself and some friends went out late at night to a park backpacks filled with Listerine. Earlier that day we realised it was 20 something percent alcohol and proceeded to drink ourselves silly. I arrived back home and yak'd for 5 hours straight, it was at that point my Mother hears me and takes me to the hospital in which I had to get my stomach pumped. My parents still give me shit for that 5 years on.

Best 1st post ever.
6 years ago
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DirtYStylE
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Step 1. Open mom and dads liquor cabinet
Step 2. Pull out the vodka
Step 3. Take out half the vodka
Step 4. Replace with water
Step 5. ?????

No profit. You have been grounded
6 years ago
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Young_patty
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DirtYStylEStep 1. Open mom and dads liquor cabinet
Step 2. Pull out the vodka
Step 3. Take out half the vodka
Step 4. Replace with LISTERINE
Step 5. ?????

No profit. You have been grounded


fixed
6 years ago
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Young_patty
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IHUFFPAINTI drank bout 4 shots of Listerine. It does the job just feels like shit going down. Not going to try it again.


dub post butt fuck it you are the hero NS needed, not the one we asked for.
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