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Drinking mouthwash

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bueno
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anyone out there stooped so low they drank some listerine to get drunk? Would love to hear your stories/experiences
Oct 12 2018 12:12PM
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shinbangclan
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is this a thing?
does it work?
do I die in the process?
Oct 12 2018 12:17PM
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Idahoe
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There was a news story a while back about a guy mixing acid tabs into listerine and then drinking it and then he stole his neighbors dog because he thought his neighbors house was on fire and that he needed to save the dog. As far as personal experiences, can't say I got any.
Oct 12 2018 1:56PM
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bueno
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Yup it’s fully a thing. There’s something like 17% in regular listerine, heard stories of people making it out alive so may be worth a shot
Oct 12 2018 3:30PM
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bueno
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IdahoeThere was a news story a while back about a guy mixing acid tabs into listerine and then drinking it and then he stole his neighbors dog because he thought his neighbors house was on fire and that he needed to save the dog. As far as personal experiences, can't say I got any.

This story is incredible. Thank you for your time
Oct 12 2018 3:31PM
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IHUFFPAINT
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I'm out of liquor and its Friday night. Ill try it and let you know if it got the job done tomorrow.
Oct 12 2018 4:02PM
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Idahoe
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IHUFFPAINTI'm out of liquor and its Friday night. Ill try it and let you know if it got the job done tomorrow.

username checks out
Oct 12 2018 5:46PM
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-eREKTion-
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When I was in high school I drank a bunch of lemon extract. Shit got me drunk but it wasn't worth it at all, it tasted nasty as fuck and it burned my throat for like a week after.
Oct 12 2018 5:53PM
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IHUFFPAINT
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-eREKTion-When I was in high school I drank a bunch of lemon extract. Shit got me drunk but it wasn't worth it at all, it tasted nasty as fuck and it burned my throat for like a week after.


Good to know, I'll stay away from the lemon extract
Oct 12 2018 7:31PM
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xxACIDTRIPxx
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You'd be better off drinking the cheapest beer you can find.....
Oct 12 2018 7:52PM
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HypeBeast
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Fuck mouthwash. Do thishttps://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/911321/African-Animals-Getting-Drunk-From-Ripe-Marula-Fruit
Oct 13 2018 12:03AM
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theabortionator
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Dr. Mcguilicuddys pretty much is.
Oct 13 2018 3:04AM
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profa_212
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fuck that just give me some everclear
Oct 13 2018 3:22AM
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IHUFFPAINT
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I drank bout 4 shots of Listerine. It does the job just feels like shit going down. Not going to try it again.
Oct 13 2018 12:34PM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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omg i luv drinking mouthwash :3 i like to pretend its the blue shield potion :o from my favrit game fortnite :P although my mum always tells me to spit it out >_< after souprvising me brush my teeth hehe xD but little did she know i just got 25 shield now OwO n i do the fortenite emotes in front of her hehehe ^_^

**This post was edited on Oct 13th 2018 at 2:03:45pm
Oct 13 2018 2:01PM
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Gryllz
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theres a running joke that the Rezzmen on the reserve near my town always have fresh breath

(It's not racist if its true)
Oct 13 2018 10:28PM
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iced
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Weird I just straight up inject it into my heart and I’ve never died
Oct 13 2018 11:03PM
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clorox
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I prefer drinking paint thinner
Oct 14 2018 1:40AM
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Rparr
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I prefer to huff jenkem
Oct 14 2018 12:53PM
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nmwninjart
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Soldiers in serving in Iraq did when they couldnt obtain alcohol from the locals.
Oct 14 2018 1:41PM
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dolanslebensraum
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-eREKTion-When I was in high school I drank a bunch of lemon extract. Shit got me drunk but it wasn't worth it at all, it tasted nasty as fuck and it burned my throat for like a week after.

Vanilla extract is better tasting and like 40% alc.
if i was 16 again and bored id probly steal some robitussin long acting (dxm) and trip balls.
Oct 14 2018 3:25PM
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DirtYStylE
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In 5th grade there was this kid that was trying to pass around a tube of tooth paste. This was during PE
Oct 14 2018 5:11PM
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maejst
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When I was 13 myself and some friends went out late at night to a park backpacks filled with Listerine. Earlier that day we realised it was 20 something percent alcohol and proceeded to drink ourselves silly. I arrived back home and yak'd for 5 hours straight, it was at that point my Mother hears me and takes me to the hospital in which I had to get my stomach pumped. My parents still give me shit for that 5 years on.
Oct 16 2018 12:34AM
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clorox
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I wish my health insurance covered an iv for bad hangovers :(
Oct 16 2018 12:08PM
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CluckaChuck
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I recall going to high school with a kid that would drink hand sanitizer. Can't remember if he ever made it to 18 or not.
Oct 17 2018 11:24AM
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JoeF2661
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finderI wish my health insurance covered an iv for bad hangovers :(

I wish I had health insurance :(
Oct 17 2018 11:32AM
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Idahoe
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IHUFFPAINTI drank bout 4 shots of Listerine. It does the job just feels like shit going down. Not going to try it again.


I heavily respect your degeneracy.
Oct 17 2018 12:42PM
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dolanslebensraum
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This thread pisses the shit out of me.
Buy your kids some fucking beer so they dont fuck up their health with shit like listerine and hand sanitizer.
Its the same reason why fentanyl is in all the dope these days bc government cracked down on shipments of good old heroin.
Out of the frying pan and into the fire is the theme song for american prohibition.
Oct 20 2018 5:06PM
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dolanslebensraum
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This thread pisses the shit out of me.
Buy your kids some fucking beer so they dont fuck up their health with shit like listerine and hand sanitizer.
Its the same reason why fentanyl is in all the dope these days bc government cracked down on shipments of good old heroin.
Out of the frying pan and into the fire is the theme song for american prohibition.
Oct 20 2018 5:11PM
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skiguy04
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Better off just rinsing with mouth wash
Oct 20 2018 5:22PM
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freestyler540
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maejstWhen I was 13 myself and some friends went out late at night to a park backpacks filled with Listerine. Earlier that day we realised it was 20 something percent alcohol and proceeded to drink ourselves silly. I arrived back home and yak'd for 5 hours straight, it was at that point my Mother hears me and takes me to the hospital in which I had to get my stomach pumped. My parents still give me shit for that 5 years on.

Best 1st post ever.
Oct 21 2018 12:32AM
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DirtYStylE
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Step 1. Open mom and dads liquor cabinet
Step 2. Pull out the vodka
Step 3. Take out half the vodka
Step 4. Replace with water
Step 5. ?????

No profit. You have been grounded
Dec 19 2018 6:15PM
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Young_patty
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DirtYStylEStep 1. Open mom and dads liquor cabinet
Step 2. Pull out the vodka
Step 3. Take out half the vodka
Step 4. Replace with LISTERINE
Step 5. ?????

No profit. You have been grounded


fixed
Dec 19 2018 9:45PM
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Young_patty
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IHUFFPAINTI drank bout 4 shots of Listerine. It does the job just feels like shit going down. Not going to try it again.


dub post butt fuck it you are the hero NS needed, not the one we asked for.
Dec 19 2018 9:47PM
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