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Small children lurking on jump landings

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yeetus_chund666
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this sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oct 3 2018 12:41PM
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Idahoe
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treat it like a feature and do a butter 7 to tail tap on a child's head.
Oct 3 2018 1:12PM
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LukeTheWaffle
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I like it when you barely miss them and their parents call you a satanic swine and Sue for traumatizing poor little jimmy
Oct 3 2018 2:07PM
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PB1
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Oct 3 2018 2:13PM
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YoungMansClub
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I say bring back the park pass with park test honestly, all the real riders will skate thru the test no problem. A near miss in the park really kills my mood honestly, cuz then the kids dad comes over all pissed off at me and now I gotta explain to him, how him AND his son are BOTH in the wrong here! like, go back to the non-park slopes, I come here to fly high and practice new/old tricks in a CONTROLLED environment, how am I supposed to predict that your shitty kids literally L A Y I N G on the landing of a jump ???!?!?!?!?!?!?
Oct 3 2018 2:54PM
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LukeTheWaffle
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YoungMansClubI say bring back the park pass with park test honestly, all the real riders will skate thru the test no problem. A near miss in the park really kills my mood honestly, cuz then the kids dad comes over all pissed off at me and now I gotta explain to him, how him AND his son are BOTH in the wrong here! like, go back to the non-park slopes, I come here to fly high and practice new/old tricks in a CONTROLLED environment, how am I supposed to predict that your shitty kids literally L A Y I N G on the landing of a jump ???!?!?!?!?!?!?


Two words
Jerry trap
Oct 3 2018 3:01PM
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VragBikernes
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yeah man it's bananas
Oct 3 2018 4:21PM
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SofaKingSick
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YoungMansClubI say bring back the park pass with park test honestly, all the real riders will skate thru the test no problem. A near miss in the park really kills my mood honestly, cuz then the kids dad comes over all pissed off at me and now I gotta explain to him, how him AND his son are BOTH in the wrong here! like, go back to the non-park slopes, I come here to fly high and practice new/old tricks in a CONTROLLED environment, how am I supposed to predict that your shitty kids literally L A Y I N G on the landing of a jump ???!?!?!?!?!?!?


i hear ya dude but park passes are annoying. im the best skier on earth, im not watching a fuckin video and shit every time i visit a new park
Oct 3 2018 4:36PM
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chrispyminis
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LukeTheWaffleTwo words
Jerry trap

This. They do it at bike parks why not skiing.
Oct 3 2018 5:20PM
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mattm7
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SofaKingSickim the best skier on earth

Fucking claim/
Oct 3 2018 5:29PM
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Rparr
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You see those bombholes in the landing? That's where the kids that I landed on were.
Oct 3 2018 5:34PM
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Rparr
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Idahoetreat it like a feature and do a butter 7 to tail tap on a child's head.


https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/898498/Switch-7-Small-Girl-Tap
Oct 3 2018 5:53PM
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dwt802
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The best is when you straight up almost land on them then daddy gets angry
Oct 3 2018 6:01PM
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-arc-
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No one going to comment on a gucciman impersonater? Ok I'll just leave that here. I know a false prophet when I see one.
Oct 3 2018 6:22PM
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gaddafski
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-arc-No one going to comment on a gucciman impersonater? Ok I'll just leave that here. I know a false prophet when I see one.


A true wolf in sheep's clothing
Oct 3 2018 6:39PM
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dwt802
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-arc-No one going to comment on a gucciman impersonater? Ok I'll just leave that here. I know a false prophet when I see one.


This fake may go against my religion, however this man has a very relatable point
Oct 3 2018 7:30PM
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weastcoat
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Make sure if they’re in your way, RKO them extremely hard after they snake you on the in run and brag about it on NS. Someone will prob film it and it will go viral.
Oct 3 2018 9:42PM
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iced
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SofaKingSicki hear ya dude but park passes are annoying. im the best skier on earth, im not watching a fuckin video and shit every time i visit a new park

oh those were dvds?
i thought they were baby frisbees
Oct 4 2018 5:38PM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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Parents are so oblivious
Rparrhttps://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/898498/Switch-7-Small-Girl-Tap
Oct 4 2018 8:09PM
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xxACIDTRIPxx
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Eat them srs
Oct 4 2018 9:36PM
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yeetus_chund666
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dwt802This fake may go against my religion, however this man has a very relatable point

truuuuuuuuuuu
Oct 4 2018 10:19PM
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freestyler540
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Its not even skiing season and we are already bitching about this? Scare them out of the park or jeer at them. Yeah sure your an asshole, but your a safe asshole.
Oct 5 2018 12:42AM
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yeetus_chund666
Posts: 107 - Karma: 232
that clip is the best

**This post was edited on Oct 5th 2018 at 12:59:43am
Oct 5 2018 12:57AM
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