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1080chubs
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okay, i need u guy's help. i'm going to a dance with this maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad hot girl, with a super fine ass who knows how to use it sooooo well. now i got a problem, i just KNOW that i'm gonna get a boner while were grinding sometime through the night (i gotta dance with her the whole time or someone will take her) so does anyone have any solutions or help?!?
Feb 14 2005 9:45PM
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MitchPee
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burnt^^^
Feb 15 2005 6:47PM
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Skipig25
Posts: 10729 - Karma: 256
2 inches in diameter??



Ski. Eat. Sex. Sleep. Ski.
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Feb 15 2005 6:50PM
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R-Bertsch
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just think of something horrible, like your family getting murdered in front of you or an elementary school bus driving off a cliff and exploding and any survivors are shot in the face for no apparent reason
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Feb 15 2005 6:55PM
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DunDunDun
Posts: 989 - Karma: 13
in diameter....


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Feb 15 2005 6:55PM
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jc_dunn
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When you get a boner just make sure her ass is turned the right way as if you were gonna do her right than. Than just push in and she might notice something at first but push in hard so that it can't go anywhere. As you do this think about manatees or old hairy men and remember that dancing is also for fun not just to get girls to like you so you can fuck them.
Feb 15 2005 8:05PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
Just use duct tape. That'll show her






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Feb 15 2005 8:09PM
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EastcoastAR5
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OK i how many of you weirdos actually tape your freaking junk? To me thats just plain creepy




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Feb 15 2005 8:16PM
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JazzyJ
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i say just let it bone on...
whats the worst she can say-'what is that big thing between my legs?'
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Feb 15 2005 8:17PM
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1080chubs
Posts: 1001 - Karma: 28
ha, i'm loving it. but yeah she really likes me but girls get all weird sometimes, my old gf would love it she'd like ask me to try to keep one but like other girls that arent my gf, well sometimes they dont like it, so hey, its all good i suppose...

i dont see how you can reach down in between yourself and tuck it up, that seems really hard and awkward and noticeable
Feb 15 2005 8:21PM
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Skipig25
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I told you... compression shorts does the trick



Ski. Eat. Sex. Sleep. Ski.
What else is there?
Feb 15 2005 8:24PM
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MitchPee
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yea compression shorts are good but chubs im tellin ya man confidence...but dont be cocky find the happy medium...if you just wanna go out with her and no sex first thing you say to her is 'hey sweet thang can i buy you a fish sandwhich' itll work she will laugh good way to break the ice then you dance and after its done you say you looked good tonight and we shouuld hang out blah blah and bam insatnt hookup
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hey sweet thang can i buy you a fish sandwhich?
Feb 15 2005 8:27PM
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JazzyJ
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i love the ladies man
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Feb 15 2005 8:28PM
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1080chubs
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we're probably going to a party afterwords, so i should be getting some anyways...
Feb 15 2005 8:29PM
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MitchPee
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good fucking attitude chubs...remember losers hesitate winners go home and fuck the prom queen
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hey sweet thang can i buy you a fish sandwhich?

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Feb 15 2005 8:33PM
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1080chubs
Posts: 1001 - Karma: 28
yes ^ and this girl, well she's not the queen but i'm glad that i'm a freshman and the only kid that is stronger than me is my friend who is like afraid of girls anyways... if i stop dancing with her she's gonna be with like every other guy there, they all want her, so i'm going to be fending off guys all night
Feb 15 2005 8:39PM
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homestead
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under armour compression shorts are the answer

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Feb 15 2005 9:11PM
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rocktheLPs
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if it feels like its starting to rise, just chill out cause itll just be chubby, i dont htink its possible to get fully extended
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Feb 15 2005 9:17PM
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french_fry
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haha I've had the same concern but I think most gitls know that you don't control these things and take it easy, otherwise I just try to think about sumthin repulsive to let it cool down.



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Feb 16 2005 2:05AM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
tape it to your leg, hahaha. you are my hero


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Feb 16 2005 2:11AM
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.scott.
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dude, have you noticed that only the guys have replied with stupid responses about compression shorts and duct tape and crap. every girl has just said don't worry about it cause they expect it. so just freakin chill out, have fun, and good luck. peace.
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Feb 16 2005 6:23AM
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Astomp
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yeah man whats the plan? what are you gonna do?


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Feb 16 2005 11:39AM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
^ He's going to duct tape it to his leg and release it to fend off other male competitors, like a sword fish.





----2ond in Command of DANSA-----



To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.



If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.



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Feb 16 2005 1:42PM
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1080chubs
Posts: 1001 - Karma: 28
^ what skiierman said

no ppl are telling me that she plans on banging me afterwords so i figure its not gonna bother her that much lol
Feb 16 2005 3:27PM
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JazzyJ
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wow ur hearing this from her friends?... why wait go up to her and 'stick it in her butt'
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Feb 16 2005 6:47PM
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danbrown
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first off, do not duct tape or wear compression shorts. what the hell is gonna go through her head if for some weird lucky reason a situation arises where you have to take your pants on, and your cocks taped to the side of your leg or you have compression shorts on? shes gonna get turned off immediately. Your best bet is to tuck up or just hope she doesnt mind.


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Feb 16 2005 6:56PM
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Skipig25
Posts: 10729 - Karma: 256
On second thought. If you're gonna get some anyway, just go commando on it.(with your fly open)



Ski. Eat. Sex. Sleep. Ski.
What else is there?
Feb 16 2005 7:00PM
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Public_Enemy0255
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the taping it to your leg idea could work


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Feb 16 2005 7:01PM
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beer.
Posts: 3096 - Karma: 44
Just think of a terrorist force-feeding you viagra, then slowly shredding your dick off with a belt sander. Works every time.
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Feb 16 2005 7:30PM
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proZach
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jesus christ skiierman, i almost pissed myself reading that comment.
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Feb 16 2005 7:40PM
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12ParkRat60
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well some girls find it a complement if you get a boner but the bitches that dont know what there doing are like 'omg', when i go to clubs girls tell me there gonna work it till im hard, and then pretty much rub you off in the vip lounges
A hand jobs a mans job, yo jobs a blow job
Feb 16 2005 8:27PM
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DunDunDun
Posts: 989 - Karma: 13
man, just be like, lets skip this and then goto whoevers house you were gunna go to after to bang, and bang haha. and then when they comein later youll be rady to ealve but the party will just be starting so your gunna get MORE. wow. what a theory.:D


or just hang out with your wang out, as in wear your pants low, like a GANGSTA and dont wear boxers.

rocko with your cocko AKA, fuck her in the bathroom and then it will stay down for a whilentil you got to her house.




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Feb 16 2005 8:36PM
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DunDunDun
Posts: 989 - Karma: 13
OR

bring some hair ties and put them around your shaft and balls so itll hurt if you get a bone.and then when you fuck her, take the hair ties out, put HER hair in pony tails, and you can hit it from the back with some leverage.


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Feb 16 2005 8:39PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
^ this guy's fuckin smart


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Feb 16 2005 8:42PM
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NickMartini
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hahah, skiierman you just got my new signature


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So what?..... So lets dance!
He's going to duct tape it to his leg and release it to fend off other male competitors, like a sword fish. -skiierman
Feb 16 2005 8:52PM
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Skipig25
Posts: 10729 - Karma: 256
that is worthy sig material right there



Ski. Eat. Sex. Sleep. Ski.
What else is there?
Feb 16 2005 8:59PM
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martin8smith
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hahahahaha

Feb 16 2005 9:00PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
I'm only saying on what I would have done.





----2ond in Command of DANSA-----



To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.



If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.



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Feb 16 2005 10:20PM
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Deafboy
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hahahahahahahaha toooo funny



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Feb 17 2005 12:25AM
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