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1080chubs
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okay, i need u guy's help. i'm going to a dance with this maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad hot girl, with a super fine ass who knows how to use it sooooo well. now i got a problem, i just KNOW that i'm gonna get a boner while were grinding sometime through the night (i gotta dance with her the whole time or someone will take her) so does anyone have any solutions or help?!?
Feb 14 2005 9:45PM
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freeride1260
Posts: 1337 - Karma: 11
just get her naked and do her up the bum

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Feb 14 2005 9:46PM
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Hctiws_iks
Posts: 2077 - Karma: 25
haha,
think of poop sex

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Feb 14 2005 9:47PM
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coofoo
Posts: 319 - Karma: 18
just play it smooth like. u feel that. that could be yours, if u play your cards right.


Feb 14 2005 9:47PM
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lorida
Posts: 2833 - Karma: 46
get this girl drunk (you too)....you wont feel as guilty this way
Feb 14 2005 9:48PM
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DRISKEY
Posts: 2969 - Karma: 14
relax buddy, you're obviously gunna get a boner, and if she has any experience with guys she knows that too. just make the best of the situation and let her feel it rubbing against her.


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Feb 14 2005 9:48PM
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1080chubs
Posts: 1001 - Karma: 28
guys, i'm like 15, we're not gonna git drunk till after the dance, i need to try to get through without the boner!
Feb 14 2005 9:49PM
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jibster270
Posts: 1766 - Karma: 13
hahahah, wear really tight pants that wouldn't let it go anywhere.
Feb 14 2005 9:52PM
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DRISKEY
Posts: 2969 - Karma: 14
let nature takes its course buddy. just play it cool. but if it gets really bad tuck it back.


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Feb 14 2005 9:52PM
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wuestinator
Posts: 2394 - Karma: 15
get a chub and let her think your packing downstairs



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Feb 14 2005 9:54PM
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1080chubs
Posts: 1001 - Karma: 28
lol how would i do that, just reach back and pull it back? its like a wild beast and theres a fine ass right there, it'd like fly out and attack her
Feb 14 2005 9:54PM
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t-man152
Posts: 2896 - Karma: 14
lol if its really a problem tuck it up in your pants making sure that your shirt covers the top of it (you dont want others to see that) the blood will rush out of it and no more bonner.
Feb 14 2005 9:54PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
think about manatees. that's what I do.




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Feb 14 2005 9:54PM
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busta720
Posts: 494 - Karma: 11
tighty whities, but that could be akward later on when she takes of your pants



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Feb 14 2005 9:55PM
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katesd
Posts: 1483 - Karma: 11
don't worry, we know it will happen. it's to be expected... anyways, if youre dying just go to the bathroom and jerk it.


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Feb 14 2005 9:56PM
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DRISKEY
Posts: 2969 - Karma: 14
t-man is right. if you tuck it up, it will die.


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Feb 14 2005 9:56PM
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1080chubs
Posts: 1001 - Karma: 28
cant tuck my shirt over it, its a formal event...
Feb 14 2005 9:56PM
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lanks
Posts: 12544 - Karma: 73
justin, so thats why you walk around with a perma-boner?

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Feb 14 2005 9:57PM
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DRISKEY
Posts: 2969 - Karma: 14
wank before the dance. that will keep it more tame.


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Feb 14 2005 9:58PM
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rhcp
Posts: 2598 - Karma: 18
^what he said. its like the movies theres something about mary.
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Feb 14 2005 10:22PM
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Posts: 20239 - Karma: 1,273
well it's better to let her know you have a big ol wiener stickin out thatn it is to have her think theres nothing there..plus she'll take it as a compliment


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Feb 14 2005 10:32PM
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albatross.
Posts: 4380 - Karma: 772
dead puppies
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Feb 14 2005 10:46PM
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hucker22
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hmmm yeah ive had that happen, once u do it more that once it wont happen, but grind it so much u blow your load, then ull lose that boner
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Feb 14 2005 10:51PM
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katesd
Posts: 1483 - Karma: 11
^ hahah.


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Feb 14 2005 10:52PM
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t-man152
Posts: 2896 - Karma: 14
you can always tuck under your shirt your dress shirt wont be too tight I assume. your pants will keep it against your stomach for the few seconds until it goes down. this technique works ive used it tons of times.
Feb 14 2005 10:54PM
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Astomp
Posts: 10090 - Karma: 344
just live with it man. its not that big of a deal. just dont get off in your pants thats kinda wierd.


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Feb 15 2005 1:16PM
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BxB
Posts: 809 - Karma: 38
common man, just pull a quick belt tuck, tuck it up agaisnt the waste of ur pants, works everytimemmmm

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Feb 15 2005 2:11PM
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norcowolverinerider
Posts: 324 - Karma: 10
tuck it against ur staumache, it'l be gone b4 you know it
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Feb 15 2005 2:35PM
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alpinecowboy84
Posts: 3120 - Karma: 25
yeah you can do the uptuck, but honestly dude, girls don't mind it and if she has any predisposition to like you then shes gonna want you to have one - so just chill. i'd worry more about your dance moves then your package.

jackson sucks. tell your friends.

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Feb 15 2005 3:18PM
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DunDunDun
Posts: 989 - Karma: 13
tape it to your leg


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Feb 15 2005 3:29PM
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InfernoHits
Posts: 4755 - Karma: 192
boxer breifs
and when you do get one, just tuck it up in the boxer breifs
Feb 15 2005 3:33PM
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ECfreeski3
Posts: 12019 - Karma: 126
jerk it 2 or 3 times before the dance, and wear tightie whities. easy!
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Feb 15 2005 3:33PM
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highfive
Posts: 3087 - Karma: 11
LOL THIS IS HILARIOUS.

im seriously laughing right now.

wow man, what can i say? this is hilarious, dont rub it against her, thats the dumbest thing ive EVER heard. unless you want her to leave you right away.

You have to tell us how it went later.


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Feb 15 2005 3:33PM
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highfive
Posts: 3087 - Karma: 11
man i didnt know so many people tucked it up in their pants. thats so fucking retarded. i will never look at a teen packed dance floor again.


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Feb 15 2005 3:35PM
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DunDunDun
Posts: 989 - Karma: 13
man if you get one then just undo your zipper, lift up the back of her dress and slip it in. if shes wearing undies than she aint a real prom girl


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Feb 15 2005 3:38PM
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3ski6guy0
Posts: 9201 - Karma: 132
haha^. your gonna have bad thoughts everytime you step onto a dancefloor
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Feb 15 2005 3:40PM
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Skipig25
Posts: 10729 - Karma: 256
UNDERARMOUR COMPRESSION SHORTS.

i'm serious, it is impossible with those on.



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Feb 15 2005 4:15PM
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Mavrck
Posts: 2765 - Karma: 27
hahah^ yea yea!!
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Feb 15 2005 4:20PM
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Sharpy
Posts: 7596 - Karma: 19
just get really really ridiculously drunk first, then you won't function 100% and it won't be too uppity, and she'll think you just have an enormous wang. Then the alcohol will wear off by the end and she can go at you 100%.

Like a virgin on prom night

You can go on the bottom bunk and finish it yourself

When you guys are on those rails, it's like muah

You A-hole
Feb 15 2005 4:25PM
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Sharpy
Posts: 7596 - Karma: 19
otherwsie wear boxer briefs and aim it up

Like a virgin on prom night

You can go on the bottom bunk and finish it yourself

When you guys are on those rails, it's like muah

You A-hole
Feb 15 2005 4:26PM
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highfive
Posts: 3087 - Karma: 11
this is just pathetic


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Feb 15 2005 4:28PM
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$bhill$
Posts: 800 - Karma: 10
I can't wait till a girl responds to this if she already hasnt

'your father is a sick fuck for taking pictures of his daughter in a bikini and your grandma is a slut for being so close to breast like that. i bet shes thinking ' mmmm my granddaugther sure does have nice breasts, so firm and perky but too bad they dont beat mine cuz mine hang down to my knees and when im standing naked it looks like i have 2 sets of arms


by the way little girl...your little breasts do look firm and your coochie is probably smooth and tasty '
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Feb 15 2005 4:34PM
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Craigskis
Posts: 6650 - Karma: 1,645
Girls usually like the reaction they give you, (if they like you)... So enjoy it...

If your trying to hide it, you can clip it under your belt, just tuck the shit...
live by the N.E.R.D
Feb 15 2005 4:49PM
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nolan
Posts: 127 - Karma: 10
sweep and tuck, learn it and use it well.
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Feb 15 2005 4:51PM
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McStooge
Posts: 775 - Karma: 10
if she's experienced at all, she'll take it as a compliment and will probably get a *good feeling* all over her nice body.

dont fight against nature. if the beast was meant to be unleashed, then let it do what nature intented it to do: penetrate pussy.
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Feb 15 2005 4:54PM
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plorr
Posts: 3131 - Karma: 528
OMFG, funniest thread ever.

ya definitly go with the tuck method, its a sure winner.
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Feb 15 2005 4:57PM
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EastcoastAR5
Posts: 2721 - Karma: 15
i was told to go with the flow myself...but now im kinda worried for my past times dancing...the tuck sounds too painfull tho




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Feb 15 2005 6:06PM
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*ELLA*
Posts: 1628 - Karma: 11
hey buddy don't worry about it. us girls expect it... trust me i've felt a boner on my ass enough times while grinding. its not really a big deal
~Ella





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Feb 15 2005 6:11PM
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MitchPee
Posts: 8871 - Karma: 1,509
ok chubs heres what u do...if yur gifted you let the boner ride and dont be embarrased just show that u like her...if yur not very big then tape youre thing to your leg. jsut be confident man. tell yourself i know i can and then get closer and closer then touch the ass then the boobs then kiss and you got sex
trust me this is from the ladies man himself
Feb 15 2005 6:13PM
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DunDunDun
Posts: 989 - Karma: 13
vtskibum all the chicks at my school fucking freak out. ahaha it would feel so sick too. just think its like a big two inch pole riding your ass.


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Feb 15 2005 6:37PM
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highfive
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since when does 2 inch = big.


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